Exposed! Johnnys teach YOU how to look good while cheerleading.
I've just caught my currently most hilarious ever cheerleading feature johnnys were ever on. xD
edit: I've forgotten to add, I highly recommend downloading the above clip. You don't have to be a V6 fan to laugh till you start tearing. This beats Arashi's for me ORZ
Since Arashi has done this too, let's make this a Johnny special. Share the love, right?
First, for every routine, we've got our basic movements.
(this was 2 minutes into learning theirs by the way.)
After figuring out the nuts and bolts,
memorising the routine is the key.
Can't remember them? Johnny boys give you a couple of options
1) Classically favored, the typical stop and complain move surprisingly works. Everytime! This fail-safe option suits best for one who enjoys disrupting the team with least effort.
2) Hit someone. C'mon, we've all got our ways of venting frustration. If there's someone in the vicinity for you to have a go at, why not? At least you wouldn't be disrupting the rest of the squad. Good on you mate!
3) Make someone who's doing better than you look bad. Pretty darn effective. You also get a slight advantage of momentarily distracting everyone long enough to forget you're failing over at the corner of the room.
4) Forget about their routine, make up your own! Let them know how good you are at doing what you do. Side effects may include: becoming popular with the ageing population standing on the other side of your booty shakin but hey. who's to complain?
and if all else fails,
Not to worry, with the bucket of things you've tried to do, I'm sure you'll at least come of as a funny person.
.. or a band.
and that's how Sue, "C"s it.
edit: I've forgotten to add, I highly recommend downloading the above clip. You don't have to be a V6 fan to laugh till you start tearing. This beats Arashi's for me ORZ
Since Arashi has done this too, let's make this a Johnny special. Share the love, right?
First, for every routine, we've got our basic movements.
(this was 2 minutes into learning theirs by the way.)
After figuring out the nuts and bolts,
memorising the routine is the key.
Can't remember them? Johnny boys give you a couple of options
1) Classically favored, the typical stop and complain move surprisingly works. Everytime! This fail-safe option suits best for one who enjoys disrupting the team with least effort.
2) Hit someone. C'mon, we've all got our ways of venting frustration. If there's someone in the vicinity for you to have a go at, why not? At least you wouldn't be disrupting the rest of the squad. Good on you mate!
3) Make someone who's doing better than you look bad. Pretty darn effective. You also get a slight advantage of momentarily distracting everyone long enough to forget you're failing over at the corner of the room.
4) Forget about their routine, make up your own! Let them know how good you are at doing what you do. Side effects may include: becoming popular with the ageing population standing on the other side of your booty shakin but hey. who's to complain?
and if all else fails,
Not to worry, with the bucket of things you've tried to do, I'm sure you'll at least come of as a funny person.
.. or a band.
and that's how Sue, "C"s it.