speaking with candor

[fecklesslyadorn]

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[juste_skeeter]

You should do it, it would be terribly funny to read all the hate mail. We'd have to be careful for butober pus, though.

Private

How did you know, Nick? I am feeling a bit off, just a small cold.

[fecklesslyadorn]

We'll see, we'll see. Maybe I'll draft something in my spare time, but only if you promise to help me sort through all those letters.

Private

I can just tell. Just a cold? What are your symptoms?

[juste_skeeter]

I promise, but you must write it! It'd be terribly interesting, I wish I'd thought of something like that.

Private

Oh, I feel all tired and drained, and I feel a bit nauseous.

[fecklesslyadorn]

You have talents all your own, Rita. I bet you can come up with something just as interesting, if not more so.

Private

Are your feet swollen?

[juste_skeeter]

Would you wager that, Nick?

Private

Now that you mention it, they are a little bit. What are you getting at?

[fecklesslyadorn]

I would wager it. I would indeed. I bet you can write better than I can.

Private

I'm not getting at-

Alright. I think you might be pregnant again.

[juste_skeeter]

Alright then, you write your article and I'll write one, and the first one to be published wins ... I don't know, something?

Private

Again?

[fecklesslyadorn]

We'll work out the prizes later, if you know what I mean. But you are on, Rita.

Private

Again! That's what happens when we mess around without a condom.

[juste_skeeter]

I do indeed know what you mean. I am going to write you apart, mister.

Private

Wow, I must be rather fertile, we only just had Abi! Should we go to a doctor?

[fecklesslyadorn]

Yeah huh, we'll see about that! I'm going to hide your typewriter!

Private

Rather fertile is a fantastic way of putting that. We should, just to make sure everything's alright, which I'm positive it is. Are you...happy?

[juste_skeeter]

Not if I hide yours first!

Private

How did you figure out I was pregnant, when I didn't even figure it out? I'm surprised. Happy, but terribly surprised.

[fecklesslyadorn]

Oh, it is on! I'm going to put all your quills into the sink!

Private

Because I remembered how ill you were. I'll never forget it. I felt horrible.

[juste_skeeter]

I'll just have to write with muggle pens, then!

Private

Oh, Nick, that is so terribly sweet of you.

[fecklesslyadorn]

Muggle pens?! BLAST! I would have never thought of that!

Private

I'm happy. I'm so happy. You're pregnant again!

[juste_skeeter]

I am rather sneaky, didn't you know!

Private

We're going to have another baby! Oh my goodness!

[fecklesslyadorn]

My sweet, innocent little wife is sneaky! I never saw it coming!

Private

I love you! I love you madly, Rita. We're going to have another baby!