-ologies
Meme, saved for memeday.
T E C H N O L O G Y
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Lolcat curled up on a bookshelf, saying; “all graphic novels have been shelved”.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two - both inherited.
B I O L O G Y
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed with swords, left with bows.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Splinters, teeth, tonsils.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Crate of old law reports.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes.
B U L L S H I T O L O G Y
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I’m OK with the one I have, thanks. Or maybe I could be Phoenix DarkDirk.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
I am born to the purple.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Not intentionally.
D A R E O L O G Y
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
D U M B O L O G Y
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Keys, pens, wallet.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
L A S T O L O G Y
Q: Last person who texted you?
Inkognitoh.
Q: Last person who called you?
guy from our library security system providers.
Q: Last person you hugged?
Tigger.
F A V O R I T O L O G Y
Q: Number?
No especial favourite.
Q: Season?
Spring
Q: Colour?
Blue
C U R R E N T O L O G Y
Q: Missing someone?
All the good folks at the convention.
Q: Mood?
Pensive.
Q: Listening to?
People outside.
Q: Watching?
The screen.
Q. Worrying about?
The usual variables.
Q: Wearing?
Chinos, shirt, tank top.
R A N D O M O L O G Y
Q: First place you went this morning?
Straight to work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home tonight.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes. not always outgoing, but friendly (I hope).
T E C H N O L O G Y
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Lolcat curled up on a bookshelf, saying; “all graphic novels have been shelved”.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two - both inherited.
B I O L O G Y
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed with swords, left with bows.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Splinters, teeth, tonsils.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Crate of old law reports.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes.
B U L L S H I T O L O G Y
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I’m OK with the one I have, thanks. Or maybe I could be Phoenix DarkDirk.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
I am born to the purple.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Not intentionally.
D A R E O L O G Y
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
No.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
D U M B O L O G Y
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Keys, pens, wallet.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
L A S T O L O G Y
Q: Last person who texted you?
Inkognitoh.
Q: Last person who called you?
guy from our library security system providers.
Q: Last person you hugged?
Tigger.
F A V O R I T O L O G Y
Q: Number?
No especial favourite.
Q: Season?
Spring
Q: Colour?
Blue
C U R R E N T O L O G Y
Q: Missing someone?
All the good folks at the convention.
Q: Mood?
Pensive.
Q: Listening to?
People outside.
Q: Watching?
The screen.
Q. Worrying about?
The usual variables.
Q: Wearing?
Chinos, shirt, tank top.
R A N D O M O L O G Y
Q: First place you went this morning?
Straight to work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home tonight.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes. not always outgoing, but friendly (I hope).