War on wrapping paper!!!
Since _confuzledx is in Glasgow tonight, that gives me enough spare time to think about writing some nonsense right here! I probably would of done it earlier today, but I was outside!! Me and mattariasrench like, totally went up the shops mmhmm and like, you know, totally bought some cute little things and had a spot of dinner, you know! Like, oh my gosh it was fabby, apart from the like totally crispy edges on the burger bun today, that was a total pooper, ya know!!! Matt ended up having a water-fight with Teh jetgrrrl and Claire, it was totally childish and irresponsible!!! I CONDEMN IT TO HELL!!! Zombie Jesus is probably the most blasphemic yet fantastic thing ever.
On the subject of water fights, i absolutely hate gift wrapping!!! Its the most tedious and stressful thing a male like me can be expected to do. I would have less trouble performing a quadruple heart by-pass operation whilst balancing one footed on a beach ball which was being shaken violently by two giant Ogres wielding tree trunks as weapons!! On my first attempt, i cut the paper too short and thats no good, the second AND third attempts saw me sellotaping my foot to the floor and the fourth attempt was a simple "Fuck it, i'll just scrunch it up and slap some sticky on it and get it over with" But then, who really cares about the state of wrapping paper anyway? Its only going to be admired for about 2 seconds before it gets torn off in a frenzy of excitement and greed. So i have decided Viv cannot open her presents until she has stared at the splendour of the fully wrapped gifts for at least 25 minutes. This way, she shall appreciate all the hard work i put into it, and can feel the devotion my socks put into getting that bloody sellotape on the damn paper.
So i went to see Saxon and Dream Evil on Tuesday night, so i did. But nobody really cares about that so why bother writing about it? SEE YA LATER SUCKERS!!!!
On the subject of water fights, i absolutely hate gift wrapping!!! Its the most tedious and stressful thing a male like me can be expected to do. I would have less trouble performing a quadruple heart by-pass operation whilst balancing one footed on a beach ball which was being shaken violently by two giant Ogres wielding tree trunks as weapons!! On my first attempt, i cut the paper too short and thats no good, the second AND third attempts saw me sellotaping my foot to the floor and the fourth attempt was a simple "Fuck it, i'll just scrunch it up and slap some sticky on it and get it over with" But then, who really cares about the state of wrapping paper anyway? Its only going to be admired for about 2 seconds before it gets torn off in a frenzy of excitement and greed. So i have decided Viv cannot open her presents until she has stared at the splendour of the fully wrapped gifts for at least 25 minutes. This way, she shall appreciate all the hard work i put into it, and can feel the devotion my socks put into getting that bloody sellotape on the damn paper.
So i went to see Saxon and Dream Evil on Tuesday night, so i did. But nobody really cares about that so why bother writing about it? SEE YA LATER SUCKERS!!!!