I've been bad!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I set tefen's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I pulled mcfly327's hair (-5 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-61 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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