iTunes Shit.
Set your iTune list to shuffle and ask your playlist the following questions, then interpret its cryptic answers:
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Adams Song" Blink 182
Interpretation: iTunes thinks I should sing Adam a Song. I don't know.
2. What do my friends really think of me?
"This Happiness" Deitrick Haddon
Interpretation: I make all my friends happy.
3. How can I make people like me more?
"Me, Myself, And I" Beyonce
Interpretation: I say that I focus too much on friends and not enough on the most important... ME!
4. What does my crush truly think of me?
"When Can I See You" Babyface
Interpretation: So this one is freaky. Travis really does wanna see me... he misses me.
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Dangerously In Love" Beyonce
Interpretation: I guess they do? They love me, they really love me!
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Walking Contradiction" Green Day
Interpretation: I guess this means it can't be better. It's just that good.
7. Will I ever have children?
"Have You Ever?" Brandy
Interpretation: I don't know. The quiz and iTunes are just going back and forth. And no I have never had any kids.
8. Do you know where your children are?
"Float On" Modest Mouse
Interpretation: I guess no matter where they are I just have to float on?
9. What should I do with my life?
"Window Shopper" 50 Cent
Interpretation: Kinda sad. I don't wanna be a window shopper. I wanna actually shop.
10. Will I have a happy life?
"Cash, Money, Hoes" Jay-Z
Interpretation: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL!!!
11. Why must life be so full of pain?
"Meant To Live" Switchfoot
Interpretation: I guess happy or not I am meant to live...
12. What do you think happiness is?
"All I Want" by The Cure
Interpretation: That's creepy...and yet, profound. Well done, iTunes.
13. How can I make myself happy?
"Scandalous" LaToya London
Interpretation: I don't even know this song. Why is it on my iTunes?? I guess being scandalous is the way I ought to be.
14. Will I die happy?
"Stand Still" Deitrick Haddon
Interpretation: I guess that's how I will die.
15. Can you give me some good advice?
"One Shot 2 Shot"
Interpretation: I guess I need some shots.
This was great Mary, you had much more witty answers than me but thats just life lol.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Adams Song" Blink 182
Interpretation: iTunes thinks I should sing Adam a Song. I don't know.
2. What do my friends really think of me?
"This Happiness" Deitrick Haddon
Interpretation: I make all my friends happy.
3. How can I make people like me more?
"Me, Myself, And I" Beyonce
Interpretation: I say that I focus too much on friends and not enough on the most important... ME!
4. What does my crush truly think of me?
"When Can I See You" Babyface
Interpretation: So this one is freaky. Travis really does wanna see me... he misses me.
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Dangerously In Love" Beyonce
Interpretation: I guess they do? They love me, they really love me!
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Walking Contradiction" Green Day
Interpretation: I guess this means it can't be better. It's just that good.
7. Will I ever have children?
"Have You Ever?" Brandy
Interpretation: I don't know. The quiz and iTunes are just going back and forth. And no I have never had any kids.
8. Do you know where your children are?
"Float On" Modest Mouse
Interpretation: I guess no matter where they are I just have to float on?
9. What should I do with my life?
"Window Shopper" 50 Cent
Interpretation: Kinda sad. I don't wanna be a window shopper. I wanna actually shop.
10. Will I have a happy life?
"Cash, Money, Hoes" Jay-Z
Interpretation: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL!!!
11. Why must life be so full of pain?
"Meant To Live" Switchfoot
Interpretation: I guess happy or not I am meant to live...
12. What do you think happiness is?
"All I Want" by The Cure
Interpretation: That's creepy...and yet, profound. Well done, iTunes.
13. How can I make myself happy?
"Scandalous" LaToya London
Interpretation: I don't even know this song. Why is it on my iTunes?? I guess being scandalous is the way I ought to be.
14. Will I die happy?
"Stand Still" Deitrick Haddon
Interpretation: I guess that's how I will die.
15. Can you give me some good advice?
"One Shot 2 Shot"
Interpretation: I guess I need some shots.
This was great Mary, you had much more witty answers than me but thats just life lol.