I Need... An Inflatible Boyfriend...
Ew, no, not like Airplane, Steve. >.>
[ignore this... rant... 'tis about people asking me out... but I have to put it somewhere or I might explode/implode/do a complex tap dance]
Just a fake boyfriend so that peoples don't ask me out. 'Cus the "boyfriend-in-Portmouth" doesn't work for me, since it seems that all the guys that ask me out seem to think that they're the only ones who have. D:
I feel like... a good friend of mine may ask me out in the next month. Baaaaaaad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad. If he does, that'll make two in two months. D:
I mean, they're not the creeps that normally ask me out or hit on me. [and I get enough of those, damnit. D:] They're my friends. I don't want to say no to them. I feel like... maybe I shouldn't. But then I'd just be lying to them... I don't want to go out with someone because I feel obligated.
This has been tossing around in my head for a while. I dunno... maybe my imagination gets the better of me, but... badness. BadbadbadBAD.
*explodes/implodes/does a complex tap dance* x.x
[ignore this... rant... 'tis about people asking me out... but I have to put it somewhere or I might explode/implode/do a complex tap dance]
Just a fake boyfriend so that peoples don't ask me out. 'Cus the "boyfriend-in-Portmouth" doesn't work for me, since it seems that all the guys that ask me out seem to think that they're the only ones who have. D:
I feel like... a good friend of mine may ask me out in the next month. Baaaaaaad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad. If he does, that'll make two in two months. D:
I mean, they're not the creeps that normally ask me out or hit on me. [and I get enough of those, damnit. D:] They're my friends. I don't want to say no to them. I feel like... maybe I shouldn't. But then I'd just be lying to them... I don't want to go out with someone because I feel obligated.
This has been tossing around in my head for a while. I dunno... maybe my imagination gets the better of me, but... badness. BadbadbadBAD.
*explodes/implodes/does a complex tap dance* x.x