i am addicted
to ramen. it's so spicy. the noodles are so soft and DELICIOUS. :P. i eat a bag everyday, even if it's only 1/2 at a time. baaad habit. should save it for college. but it's not really "ramen."
oooh. let's make a how-to.
How To Make Noodle. (SINGULAR!)
1. put noodle in pan-like container.
2. add h2o.
3. (in the container)
4. turn on stove to high
5. BOIL. watch wa-wa change from liquid to gas!
6. now that the noodles are in gaseous form, you can breathe them in!
7. if only interested in liquid soup form, well, you should have skipped half of 5 and 6.
8. watch noodle turn into squishy.
9. swirl around with chopstick.
10. oh yeah, add this weird dried seaweed stuff.
11. when soup is saturated with spicy powder, be prepared.
12. to eat!
13. get a bowl
14. get chopsticks/fork/spork/pencil
15. pick up noodle
16. insert in mouth
17. chew, chew, chew..(1 mississipi, 2..)
18. swallow! the food is in a "bolus"
19. digest.
20. excrete
21. flush
22. repeat.
23. any questions?
24. gosh, i could write a book on this :P
anyone else have this problem?
if yes, perhaps we can form a Noodles Anonymous...
Your SAT Score of 0 Means:
You Scored Lower Than Howard Stern
You Scored Lower Than George W. Bush
You Scored Lower Than Al Gore
You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny
You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the under 80 area
Equivalent ACT score: 10
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Saint Paul's College
Paine College
Coppin State University
Any community college
What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
hell yes! 0 on the SAT! hahaha. i still don't really believe that though..you can't get 0 :P
edit. so i'm talking to francisco, and he wants the hook up with sugar packets. just b/c i've learned to take sugar shots does not mean i'm a dealer :P
but did you know that people COLLECT and SELL sugar packets?! that's so strange...
edit 6 pm. my little sister won her speech contest! i'm sure she'd like to thank the academy...and ME! yay for contributing to the success of sibling speech endeavors. now we will go feast! which reminds me of this slogan i saw on a tee-shirt. "have a pheasant plucking day!" figure it out...
edit 10:46. i can't believe i just wasted an hour of my life defending my honor and talking to a complete bastard.
edit 5/32 4 pm. look what i found!
~*~*~*~Average Asian Parent's Response to College Acceptance
Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford/MIT: You bring me happiness of thousand cranes.
Penn: You disgrace the (insert asian last name) family going to penn state!
Brown: What this brown, no school can be good if named after color!
Columbia: You not going outside the country for you education.
Georgetown: You get accept to city?
U of Chicago: I will not let my child attend a public university.
Northwestern: What? you got accept to direction, what a disgrace to family honor
AW or S: who has ever heard of (Amherst/Williams/Swarthmore) back in Korea? You better start learning wash dish.
Carnegie-Mellon: What kind of fruit is that?
Vanderbilt: Who-built? I don't know anything Vander did make him be famous.
WUSTL: Where is St. Louis? is part of united states? Who is this "washington"
Rice: I not let my child attend cuilinary school, you be honorable scientist, not chef.
Wake Forest: What can you learn in forest, I want my child go to university
Reed: you such a disgrace they think you need learn how to read.
Colgate: Toothbrush making school not a place I will send my child.
oooh. let's make a how-to.
How To Make Noodle. (SINGULAR!)
1. put noodle in pan-like container.
2. add h2o.
3. (in the container)
4. turn on stove to high
5. BOIL. watch wa-wa change from liquid to gas!
6. now that the noodles are in gaseous form, you can breathe them in!
7. if only interested in liquid soup form, well, you should have skipped half of 5 and 6.
8. watch noodle turn into squishy.
9. swirl around with chopstick.
10. oh yeah, add this weird dried seaweed stuff.
11. when soup is saturated with spicy powder, be prepared.
12. to eat!
13. get a bowl
14. get chopsticks/fork/spork/pencil
15. pick up noodle
16. insert in mouth
17. chew, chew, chew..(1 mississipi, 2..)
18. swallow! the food is in a "bolus"
19. digest.
20. excrete
21. flush
22. repeat.
23. any questions?
24. gosh, i could write a book on this :P
anyone else have this problem?
if yes, perhaps we can form a Noodles Anonymous...
Your SAT Score of 0 Means:
You Scored Lower Than Howard Stern
You Scored Lower Than George W. Bush
You Scored Lower Than Al Gore
You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny
You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the under 80 area
Equivalent ACT score: 10
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Saint Paul's College
Paine College
Coppin State University
Any community college
What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
hell yes! 0 on the SAT! hahaha. i still don't really believe that though..you can't get 0 :P
edit. so i'm talking to francisco, and he wants the hook up with sugar packets. just b/c i've learned to take sugar shots does not mean i'm a dealer :P
but did you know that people COLLECT and SELL sugar packets?! that's so strange...
edit 6 pm. my little sister won her speech contest! i'm sure she'd like to thank the academy...and ME! yay for contributing to the success of sibling speech endeavors. now we will go feast! which reminds me of this slogan i saw on a tee-shirt. "have a pheasant plucking day!" figure it out...
edit 10:46. i can't believe i just wasted an hour of my life defending my honor and talking to a complete bastard.
edit 5/32 4 pm. look what i found!
~*~*~*~Average Asian Parent's Response to College Acceptance
Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford/MIT: You bring me happiness of thousand cranes.
Penn: You disgrace the (insert asian last name) family going to penn state!
Brown: What this brown, no school can be good if named after color!
Columbia: You not going outside the country for you education.
Georgetown: You get accept to city?
U of Chicago: I will not let my child attend a public university.
Northwestern: What? you got accept to direction, what a disgrace to family honor
AW or S: who has ever heard of (Amherst/Williams/Swarthmore) back in Korea? You better start learning wash dish.
Carnegie-Mellon: What kind of fruit is that?
Vanderbilt: Who-built? I don't know anything Vander did make him be famous.
WUSTL: Where is St. Louis? is part of united states? Who is this "washington"
Rice: I not let my child attend cuilinary school, you be honorable scientist, not chef.
Wake Forest: What can you learn in forest, I want my child go to university
Reed: you such a disgrace they think you need learn how to read.
Colgate: Toothbrush making school not a place I will send my child.