1st Report [Voice]

[feathersncoffee]

[Sounds of footfalls, followed by a calm voice in Japanese]

"Use this"? Alright, I'll bite. Streetsigns in English and... Greek? Heh, haven't seen that in awhile.

[Clears throat, then in English]

Anyone out there in radioland? I just flew into the  Apocalypse and- okay not gonna finish THAT one. Either way, anyone mind slapping down some exposition

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[whatthefactor]

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{Voce} [2/3]

[whatthefactor]

I know that...

{Voce} [3/3]

[whatthefactor]

Heh heh hah hah hah! So they brought you here too.

[Voice]

[feathersncoffee]

...

Sho Minamimoto! Ha, I always knew They had a sense of humor...

Thanks for the redecorating job on my Cafe, by the way. Really aired the place out!

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

The scientists? Oh yes, they have a zetta wonderful sense of humor.

... Caf--Oh, right. Shit, that was what, ≥ three months ago? What can I say? I have a zetta natural talent.

{Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

..sure. The scientists. I'll go with that.

Three months ago?

Well THIS just got intresting...

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

t≈103 days.

(x,y) = Discedo. Brought here by a set of scientists experimenting in post-apocalyptic ruin. Zetta fun times.

{Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

Well, looks like we've got kidnapping AND time distortion, because last time I checked, you were under a pile of vending machines. That was, what, a few days ago?

Discedo, huh? Looks too depressing for my tastes.

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

Yes, they can do that. Take you from any time, any place. Last thing I remember be4 ending up here is getting crunched. Gotta love that irony.

Can you not see the beauty?

{Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

Well, at least our timelines match up for the most part.

What, the chaotic jumble of society in disaray? Just like you; an artist to the end.

Speaking of art, am I going to have to worry about more redecorating from you, or are we kosher?

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

Yep, you could have fucked up the whole zetta timeline, telling me what happens in the future and all.

Heh, of course.

It's zetta unlikely; interior design just doesn't cut it for me.

Re: {Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

Trust me Minamimoto, I know the rules well enough. There was no risk for the most part.

Good. I'm sure we can all be friendly here...

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

If you say so.

Of course. No need to + another angry mob or something to the ever increasing set.

Re: {Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

I dunno. Maybe if you collect six you'll get a prize?

{Voice}

[whatthefactor]

[snickering]

If so, I want my damn prize already.

Re: {Voice}

[feathersncoffee]

You really SHOULD keep better track of those boxtops Sho...