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[featheroflead]

I'd like to give a very special shout out to Sean Lee to say "hey, thanks for getting me sick." I have been doing everything (well, almost everything) to get rid of this cold including: Wheatgrass, Ginko pills, Zinc losenge candies, Jamba Juice Coldbusters with imunity boosts, OJ, Water, Apple Juice, Aronia berry juice, Benadrill, DayQuil and

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[meanderingmoxie]

the word "JEPET" reminds me of a certain high school chemistry teacher.

[inglewoodgigolo]

Welcome to my life last year. The final year in school is the year that u realize its all bullshit and the people u are graduating with are all huge fucking idiots. I miss the social aspect of school though, that was the fun part. Dressing up and not going to a real job where u can get fired sounds cool now.

[inglewoodgigolo]

As a future pharmacist~
I would like to inform you that taking all of those drugs/natural remedies will not, in fact, get rid of your cold, but perhaps treat the symptoms. Nothing, really, will "get rid" of colds except for your immune system, or some very expensive anti-viral drugs perhaps, but these are to be spared for more serious viral infections such as hepatitis B, lower respiratory tract infections, HIV, and the like.
Yes, colds are no fun indeed, and my prescription for all future colds would be to get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids. You're welcome for the unsolicited information and advice.
~Christine Lee