drabble set #1
Here be the long overdue drabble requests. :D
Siwon/Sungmin | Crack | PG-13 | for by lovingmydubu
He'd always pictured his one true love to be a Christian, cute, honest, respectful, obedient and any other praise-worthy adjective in the Dictionary.
But Siwon hadn't pictured this one true love to be male.
This isn't what your parents brought you up to do, Siwon scolds mentally, fingers threading through Sungmin's hair - long hair that he's been forcing Sungmin to grow. He lets out a long moan, and the devil on his right shoulder immediately squishes the angel on his left.
He's always loved their little prayer meetings; Sungmin would sit by him with that adorable smile of his, take his hand and whisper sweet, meaningful words. When his mother calls to ask of his wellbeing, Siwon tells her he's fine, that he's found a beautiful girlfriend, a perfect girl.
"I'm not a girl," Sungmin states, prodding Siwon's chest with his index finger. His eyes are flashing and Siwon isn't used to this furious Sungmin.
"But my parents..." Siwon starts feebly, swallowing nervously and glancing at Sungmin's finger.
"Fuck them," Sungmin snarls uncharacteristically.
"You must take this issue to God," his father's voice is stern and icy, cutting through the phone like the winter breeze.
Siwon winces into the phone, and opens his mouth to reply, but is cut off by his interfering mother.
"SON, IT TAKES COURAGE - GET OFF ME, ASSHOLE -" Siwon holds the phone away from his ear and wonders what it is his mother is on about.
After a number of crashes and other worrying noises in the background, his mother's breathy voice enters his ear again. "As I was saying, it takes courage to fall in love with a man. I myself faced the same problems when I was in high school, there was this girl -"
"Haha umma," Siwon interrupts. He wants to scream "TMI!" (like Sungmin is prone to do) and drop the phone. "Thank you. I love you," and before his mother can continue chattering about her high school escapades, he ends the call, shuddering only slightly.
"Ew," Sungmin says, when Siwon tells him about it. Personally, Siwon thinks Sungmin is being a little hypocritical.
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Heebum/Henry | Crack | PG | for dip_eiffel_tea
Henry doesn't suspect anything wrong when he spies Heebum prowling around his violin case before giving it a flick if it's tail and stalking off. He shrugs at the cat and dismisses the suspicious behavior as an influence of Heechul.
"Oh Hankyungggggggggggggggggggggggggg why?" Henry hears Heechul moan from whichever corner he's managed to crawl into. Frankly, Henry can't wait to get back to China.
The next day, Heechul goes about the dorm carrying Heebum in his arms and muttering something about the litter box being clean and how that isn't normal. Heebum prances out of Heechul's embrace and lands on Henry's chest, claws and all, knocking him off his feet and causing him to crash into the open door of the bathroom.
Henry really, really wants to take the next flight back to China, or maybe even Canada.
When he opens his violin case to take his precious violin out, Henry's first reaction is to scream in pure, unadulterated terror.
And when Heechul pops his head into Henry's room and goes, "So Heebum chose your violin case as a litter box huh," Henry doesn't find any reason not to stumble out of the room and yank on Heebum's tail, perhaps rid it of its whiskers as well. (Though how that has anything to do with cat business, Henry doesn't seem to care.)
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Hankyung/Heechul | Sort of angsty fluff | PG-13 | for aa_koliqizm192
No amount of screaming and seducing can help Hankyung out of his poor state, and no amount of smiling and handholding will get Hankyung to stay, so Heechul resigns to his fate.
When Hankyung makes a rare appearance at the dorms, Heechul doesn't beg and plead him to stay, not anymore. When Hankyung kisses him, lightly, just a quick brush of lips, Heechul doesn't force him to give more. When Hankyung says 'I love you', Heechul takes it, stores it up in his mind and keeps it among the other treasures he has hidden inside.
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Notes: Rofl the length of my drabbles are slowly decreasing as I write. xD And, you might notice that the crack I write can't really be considered crack - I myself don't find it that funny. But then again, I've never had a good sense of humour to begin with.