002 - Emailing Friends (And Acquaintances)
(ooc: Each email is, of course, private to the recipient. Forgive the vastly uncreative fake email addresses.)
To: Atobe Keigo
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Murder.
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I've been reliably informed that I'm not allowed to kill you, because it would make Kabaji sad or something. So you're safe, for today at least.
(I heard something about a broken arm, are you OK? If I'm not allowed to kill you, you're not allowed to expire from gangrene or tetanus, it wouldn't be fair.)
To: Kabaji Munehiro
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Soup and Bandaids
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Thanks for patching me up. Is Atobe OK? All of my info has come from Jirou, and getting a coherent answer out of him is a little like pulling teeth.
(Also, why the cat GIFs?)
To: Ootori Choutarou
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Shishido
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He PROBABLY won't show up in a dinghy, don't worry about it. If he does, hit him with something because that's stupid.
To: Hiyoshi Wakashi
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: (no subject)
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I REALLY can't believe I'm asking this, but you're the local weird expert, so do you have any ideas on what the hell happened to my plane? The readings I was getting shouldn't have been possible unless I was flying backwards and upside down and directly up. Even if it was partially pilot error (it wasn't) none of those things are ACTUALLY POSSIBLE, so...
To: Akutagawa Jirou
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: (no subject)
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Is there anywhere I can store Little Girl where she won't get wet? I wouldn't usually worry about it, she's built for off-roading after all, but salt-water is hell on metal.
To: Tachibana Kippei
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Murder.
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Still not a murderer, despite previous plans otherwise.
Still listening to your turtle-queen-whatever and taking care of your fever?
To: Atobe Keigo
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Murder.
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I've been reliably informed that I'm not allowed to kill you, because it would make Kabaji sad or something. So you're safe, for today at least.
(I heard something about a broken arm, are you OK? If I'm not allowed to kill you, you're not allowed to expire from gangrene or tetanus, it wouldn't be fair.)
To: Kabaji Munehiro
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Soup and Bandaids
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Thanks for patching me up. Is Atobe OK? All of my info has come from Jirou, and getting a coherent answer out of him is a little like pulling teeth.
(Also, why the cat GIFs?)
To: Ootori Choutarou
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Shishido
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He PROBABLY won't show up in a dinghy, don't worry about it. If he does, hit him with something because that's stupid.
To: Hiyoshi Wakashi
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: (no subject)
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I REALLY can't believe I'm asking this, but you're the local weird expert, so do you have any ideas on what the hell happened to my plane? The readings I was getting shouldn't have been possible unless I was flying backwards and upside down and directly up. Even if it was partially pilot error (it wasn't) none of those things are ACTUALLY POSSIBLE, so...
To: Akutagawa Jirou
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: (no subject)
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Is there anywhere I can store Little Girl where she won't get wet? I wouldn't usually worry about it, she's built for off-roading after all, but salt-water is hell on metal.
To: Tachibana Kippei
From: Mukahi Gakuto
Subject: Murder.
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Still not a murderer, despite previous plans otherwise.
Still listening to your turtle-queen-whatever and taking care of your fever?