[Present and Blog] OOC: Dedicated to Miki (You know why)
Sitting on Mac's desk at work is a rather big box with a note stuck to the top.
I'm sorry about that your relaxing day didn't go so well.
I heard you like water horses kelpies so I hope you like this.
Helen
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a 'water horse' dildo (told you it was NSWF).
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Helen's been fired...can't believe she gave me that thinking it would cheer me up.
Was she trying to say I need laid or something?
What website she went on to find this I don't want to know...or how many other things she's bought from there. Apparently it's suppose to belong to a kelpie but they had the...varka too which I've never fucking heard of but she insists come from Scotland too. The fact that she was serious when she saw me looking at it was what made it worse.
It's huge and can made to ejaculate ...WHY?!
So...yeah. Helen's gone BECAUSE SHE FUCKING INSANE! which means I'm down an assistant. Anybody interested in a job in an architect company? Can't guarantee what your pay would be but...a job's a job right now, yeah?
Maybe I can threaten Francis with it when he appears.
I'm sorry about that your relaxing day didn't go so well.
I heard you like water horses kelpies so I hope you like this.
Helen
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a 'water horse' dildo (told you it was NSWF).
---
Helen's been fired...can't believe she gave me that thinking it would cheer me up.
Was she trying to say I need laid or something?
What website she went on to find this I don't want to know...or how many other things she's bought from there. Apparently it's suppose to belong to a kelpie but they had the...varka too which I've never fucking heard of but she insists come from Scotland too. The fact that she was serious when she saw me looking at it was what made it worse.
It's huge and can made to ejaculate ...WHY?!
So...yeah. Helen's gone BECAUSE SHE FUCKING INSANE! which means I'm down an assistant. Anybody interested in a job in an architect company? Can't guarantee what your pay would be but...a job's a job right now, yeah?
Maybe I can threaten Francis with it when he appears.