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[fearnoanvil]

ok, just so everyone doesn't get the wrong idea.
i am not sexually attracted to nic cage.
i am pretty lucky though.
my other shirts are clean!

now that is out of the way, i heard some people are interested in going with us to the trip around england? :D

[ooc: That is literally the only defaced shirt he sees. The ones labeled "useless", "retarded", "the

Comments

[alohac]

if i have to sing the song about the tree for you
i will do it
dont think i wont

[fearnoanvil]

what tree?

[alohac]

john and nic cage sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[fearnoanvil]

oh my god.

[alohac]

do i need to finish the stupid song or do you get it

[fearnoanvil]

i am not kissing nic cage, no matter how attractive and talented he is.

[alohac]

face it egbert
youre a homosexual

[fearnoanvil]

your face is a homosexual.

[alohac]

your dad
is a homosexual

[fearnoanvil]

bs.
he wouldn't have been able to make me if he were.
your bro is a homosexual.

[alohac]

maybe youre adopted
and being homosexual doesnt mean your dad cant get it on
tell it to the ladies he brings home every night
sure theyll disagree