11 men in tights

[fearnoanvil]

man, that trip was SO awesome!! all the animals were so cute.

anyway, i just thought i should let you guys know that i discovered something during that trip:
i have a special connection with all the marine animals! i have a telepathic link with fish, kappa or mermaids, you name it.
i am now going to harness this ability for the greater good but it

Comments

[beanie_everyday]

So...Aqua Man.

[fearnoanvil]

well... yes.
but there is already an aquaman so i am forced to make something original.

[slug_healer]

Waterboy

[fearnoanvil]

gtfo i am trying to have a conversation.

[slug_healer]

No one's stopping you.

[beanie_everyday]

You just changed the name.

[fearnoanvil]

yes.
hey, it is not my fault we have the same superpowers.

[beanie_everyday]

What does the new name have to do with Aqua Man?

[fearnoanvil]

nothing!
which is the point.
our powers are the same so i need to be distinguished from aquaman.

[beanie_everyday]

Oh, I thought you were just copying.

[fearnoanvil]

no way!!
i am my own hero.
if i am copying aquaman, i will just end up being sidekick material.

[beanie_everyday]

There's nothing wrong with being a sidekick.

[fearnoanvil]

no, there is not but i prefer heroes more.

[beanie_everyday]

Yeah, well, there's already a hero for that.

[fearnoanvil]

:(
maybe my wizard powers can make me more original?

[beanie_everyday]

If you're a wizard, why would you want to be Aqua Man? He's the most useless superhero of them all.