GQMF Dreams
So, yeah, I thought I would post all my Star Trek related dreams.
Here we go.
1. I'm in some weird plaza or whatever, and I'm sitting down under the shade of this restaraunt drinking something, coffee maybe, and I see ZQ from across the cafe seating area...and I'm like HOLY SHIZ. IS ZQ. And he was in full Spock mode, and all of a sudden he jumps up and runs over to me and picks me up and spins me around with him and he's like SUPER GAY in every sense of the word and he's just saying: "Oh my god, I'm so glad to meet you, you're so beautiful!"
Then the dream kind of ends. And I'm just like WTF.
2. I also had a dream that Cupcake tried to rape me. D= NO LIES HERE PPLZ.
I was like WTF ARE YOU DOING. And I think Chekov saved me.
3. There was a dream that some alien was forcing Scotty and Uhura to have sex with each other.
And it was really messed up because I was really sad and really jealous. That should have been me...
4. There was this dream when I was involved in some gang or something, and they had just murdered some guy on the roof of a building, and I was a witness, so they grabbed my hand and dragged me away, but we couldn't get out of the buiding. So Spock and Kirk show up and shoot the security guard and the lock with their phasers, and we escape into the getaway car. Sadly enough, though, I ended up getting caught. A cop showed at my door and arrested me and dragged me off to this really cramped jail. My dad was there too. And then all the prisoners were in this really cramped room and this guy was talking to us but I think I threw something at him.
5. Kirk and Spock were in my dream and I swear to god they were about to have sex or something, but I woke up. SO SAD.
6. There was a part Spock, part hummingbird and it was in this large glass case and Spock was standing next to me and we were studying it, wondering how it mated, It had the body of a hummingbird and the head of Spock. NO LIES. It was a spockingbird.
7. I was with Kirk and McCoy and Scotty and Spock I think, and we went to a shop called GQMF and there was all this Star Trek stuff in it, including Star Trek pornography. So then we all sat down at this table in the back and we noticed this creepy guy staring at us so we had to leave. We were in some room then and there were computers lined up against this wall on this long table that wrapped around the room. And I was typing something and McCoy was next to me and I saw this guy staring at us and was just like WHO IS THAT? So then we left. And I think McCoy got really hurt, because for some reason the vision of him bleeding and being held by Scotty keeps flashing into my mind.
SO YEAH. THATS IT.
I WANT A SEXY DREAM DAMMIT.
It never happens for me.
They're always weird.
Like Jon Stewart doing yoga in a pink spandex outfit.
NO SHIT.
Here we go.
1. I'm in some weird plaza or whatever, and I'm sitting down under the shade of this restaraunt drinking something, coffee maybe, and I see ZQ from across the cafe seating area...and I'm like HOLY SHIZ. IS ZQ. And he was in full Spock mode, and all of a sudden he jumps up and runs over to me and picks me up and spins me around with him and he's like SUPER GAY in every sense of the word and he's just saying: "Oh my god, I'm so glad to meet you, you're so beautiful!"
Then the dream kind of ends. And I'm just like WTF.
2. I also had a dream that Cupcake tried to rape me. D= NO LIES HERE PPLZ.
I was like WTF ARE YOU DOING. And I think Chekov saved me.
3. There was a dream that some alien was forcing Scotty and Uhura to have sex with each other.
And it was really messed up because I was really sad and really jealous. That should have been me...
4. There was this dream when I was involved in some gang or something, and they had just murdered some guy on the roof of a building, and I was a witness, so they grabbed my hand and dragged me away, but we couldn't get out of the buiding. So Spock and Kirk show up and shoot the security guard and the lock with their phasers, and we escape into the getaway car. Sadly enough, though, I ended up getting caught. A cop showed at my door and arrested me and dragged me off to this really cramped jail. My dad was there too. And then all the prisoners were in this really cramped room and this guy was talking to us but I think I threw something at him.
5. Kirk and Spock were in my dream and I swear to god they were about to have sex or something, but I woke up. SO SAD.
6. There was a part Spock, part hummingbird and it was in this large glass case and Spock was standing next to me and we were studying it, wondering how it mated, It had the body of a hummingbird and the head of Spock. NO LIES. It was a spockingbird.
7. I was with Kirk and McCoy and Scotty and Spock I think, and we went to a shop called GQMF and there was all this Star Trek stuff in it, including Star Trek pornography. So then we all sat down at this table in the back and we noticed this creepy guy staring at us so we had to leave. We were in some room then and there were computers lined up against this wall on this long table that wrapped around the room. And I was typing something and McCoy was next to me and I saw this guy staring at us and was just like WHO IS THAT? So then we left. And I think McCoy got really hurt, because for some reason the vision of him bleeding and being held by Scotty keeps flashing into my mind.
SO YEAH. THATS IT.
I WANT A SEXY DREAM DAMMIT.
It never happens for me.
They're always weird.
Like Jon Stewart doing yoga in a pink spandex outfit.
NO SHIT.