Nov 01, 2007 17:08
I am on my way out, but before I go, two questions I am sorry to have to ask:
1. How do you get hair dye off of your hairline? Other than reminding your hairstylist to do it at the end of the cut (as I told her I would do, and then forgot, and now I’m running off to an event where I am the designated greeter, of course). Methods attempted: wet paper towel in office restroom, positive thinking a la Oprah's "The Secret".
2. How do you get egg off of a windshield? Wiper fluid does not work! DAMNED KIDS!
Off I go, face full of dye, windshield half-obscured by albumen. GOOD TIMES.