For Gern

[fearlesspookie]

A big fucking "RIGHT ON" for finally getting my mopey ass out of this house...and into his kitchen. Barefoot?

<3 you gern

Comments

[elsparquito]

Doesn't that lead to pregnancy?

[gern]

I don't remember a whole lot of my human sexuality class (nor the rest of my freshman year at Poly), but I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

[fearlesspookie]

Nope, you're wrong, Kevin. I'm totally pregnant.

[legacy_driver]

If anyone could cause hospitality-induced pregnancy, it's gern.

[ceebaby]

No. More. Mopey.
Birthday madness & fun to ensue SOON.
whee!
(I spent the evening with a teenager going oh my god - from excitement - all night, I am now much less cranky)

*big squishy hugs*

[minervasteel]

Barefoot in the kitchen is a good start, just don't burn the fucking pot roast again or I'll give you something to cry about, bitch.