"The Answering Machine"
Hey, you've reached Maria. Unfortunately, you're not my friend right now, and so you can't learn anything remotely interesting about me here (other than my clever sense of humor.) If you have a hunch that I remotely like you, or even remember your name, please ask to befriend me so that you may read up on my terribly interesting life. If I absolutely hate you and have threatened to gouge your eyes out with sporks, asking to befriend me will be absolutely fruitless and pointless. However, if you are so inclined to make an idiot of yourself, please do send such an inquiry and I'll get to you as soon as I am in need of a pick-me-up.
While you're here in scenic "It Would be Entropy", please take the time to admire my lovely layout, and, of course, my rather sexy background featuring James Marsters. Also, feel free to leave me comments, as I find them amusing. I also find mocking people on said comments amusing, so consider yourself warned that upon posting you are on my personal domain and that I may bludgeon you with written insults as I see fit. Talking to the administration at UA will be considered pointless, and this message will completely disregard any claims of my "misconduct."
Not-as-sincerely-as-one-would-think,
Maria Regina Futura. (Maria, Queen of the Future)
PS- To those that are already my friends, you are no doubt very confused and so I will explain that this entry is public and all people can see it, not just you guys. Tchao!
While you're here in scenic "It Would be Entropy", please take the time to admire my lovely layout, and, of course, my rather sexy background featuring James Marsters. Also, feel free to leave me comments, as I find them amusing. I also find mocking people on said comments amusing, so consider yourself warned that upon posting you are on my personal domain and that I may bludgeon you with written insults as I see fit. Talking to the administration at UA will be considered pointless, and this message will completely disregard any claims of my "misconduct."
Not-as-sincerely-as-one-would-think,
Maria Regina Futura. (Maria, Queen of the Future)
PS- To those that are already my friends, you are no doubt very confused and so I will explain that this entry is public and all people can see it, not just you guys. Tchao!