All Meme Drabbles.
2 and 7 - fiction Russia and Kirk
“So, all those things Chekov kept going on about… how Russians invented this, or started that…”
“Probably all imagination,” the man with light hair grinned and him and Kirk couldn’t help but shudder. He wasn’t sure how he ended up in this situation, sitting across from a man who represented hundreds, no, thousands of years of history. A history full of pain and fictions and propaganda spewing out like sewage across the world.
“Not very arrogant are you?” Kirk asked, crossing his arms and leaning back.
Russia shook his head, and his eyes were sad even though he kept smiling.
3 and 10 - friction Jack Harkness and Johnny Marcone
“You don’t actually have to like me to work for me,” Marcone said, leaning back in his chair.
“I,” Jack said, voice tight with anger. “Don’t work for anyone.”
“You’d work for the Doctor.”
“Well you’re not him so it’s doesn’t matter”
Marcone inclined his head. “True. But you can’t deny that there’s someone you’d follow.”
“It’s still not going to be you.”
A slight shrug of the shoulders. “Perhaps not.”
Jack stomped out of the room, running into a man in a trench coat on his way out. “He always this much of a jerk?”
“Always,” the man affirmed.
5 and 6 - Mephisto Doctor and Luke Skywalker
“Do you think we’re already damned?” the Doctor asked, hunched over what looked like alcohol. Luke made a mental note never to allow this man near anything that could make him wallow like that again.
“What do you mean?”
“We’ve both been responsible for so much…” the Doctor sighed.
“But we did it for good reasons.”
“Does that actually matter?”
“Doesn’t it have to?” Luke asked, voice shaking a little.
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions,” the Doctor intoned.
“But we made a difference. We saved thousands or millions of lives each.”
“S’not worth the killing though.”
4 and 9 - cafe Martha Jones and Tim Drake
Martha wondered if Tim ever let anyone see who he was. She didn’t think so, since even when they met at a crowded little café, in civilian clothes, she could see him staking out the entrance and the people around them, his body held tightly but subtly.
She hoped there was someone he could talk to, even if it wasn’t her. She’d liked the boy since they met by accident on a rooftop when her and Mickey were in town, and even more when she found out who he was by another, more violent accident.
She hoped he had someone.
1 and 8 - Shakespeare Prussia and Dick Grayson
“You look like the book type,” Prussia told Dick from where he sprawled out over the couch.
Dick looked up from the newspaper he was reading sprawled out in front of the fire. “Yeah?”
“I meet Shakespeare you know,” Prussia said, grinning.
Dick rolled his eyes. “I so don’t believe you.”
“Hemmingway. I did meet him.”
“And did he punch you in the face?” Dick asked cheekily.
Prussia threw a pillow at his head. “My age is supposed to impress you, you know.”
“Sure,” Dick said.
“Kant lived in my capital you know…”
Dick threw the pillow back at Prussia.
7 and 6. Lottery Luke Skywalker and Kirk
“And now, our lucky two winners!” some alien announcer yelled out and Luke winced at the bright lights pointed at the stage.
“What did we win?” he asked the grinning man next to him.
“I think it’s something like being prom king and queen.”
“Prom?” Luke asked, head pounding. He had no idea where he was, and wasn’t sure he wanted to know.
“Sure,” the other man grinned. “Dance around a little, be a prize couple, maybe kiss a little…”
Luke blinked at the man in shock.
“Name’s Kirk.”
Luke made an inarticulate sound in the back of his throat.
2 and 8 golf Russia and Dick Grayson
At first Dick thought it was just some other meeting, where he’d have to smile brightly at people he loathed the sight of, the thought of, and he’d have to pretend to only be so fit to act the part of Bruce Wayne’s spoiled ward…
But something about the man standing across from him, smiling brightly at everyone while towering over them all made Dick suspect him of not being the typical socialite or business man. His instincts were telling him to fear this man, but his gut was disagreeing. His gut was telling him to offer the man sunflowers.
7 & 7 - Wonderland Kirk and Kirk
“I really should be more surprised when things like this happen,” Kirk said to the Kirk standing in front of him. He was pretty sure it wasn’t a mirror because the other Kirk was moving differently from him. And the other Kirk was wearing a blue dress with a blue bow in his hair.
“Probably,” the Kirk in blue said.
“I can’t wait to find out who’s supposed to the Cheshire Cat,” Kirk said.
“Oh, that would be Bones,” the other Kirk grinned.
Kirk rubbed a hand over his eyes. “Right. Of course. And the white rabbit?”
“Spock.”
“Hoo boy.”
1 & 3 - Alleyways Prussia and Jack Harkness
Jack would have perhaps felt worse for getting so wasted when he should have been saving people if the man leaning off him and singing what sounded like a military march off-key hadn’t been as drunk as he was.
They made quite a pair stumbling down an alleyway, and Jack thought he should know more about his strange, white haired companion, but all he could remember were red eyes that looked like fresh blood, and a sharp smile that made him think of gunpowder and trenches and cavalry charges and walls being knocked down.
It was not a comfortable memory.
2 & 5 - Ireland Russia Doctor
“It’s very green here,” Russia said and the Doctor nodded.
“Lovely place.”
“Do you think their weather allows for sunflowers?” Russia asked suddenly, looking hopeful like a child on Christmas morning and the Doctor wondered if he’d ever had any happy Christmases.
“I’m sure you’d find them here,” he said, shifting on the balls of his feet. “At the market probably.”
Russia grabbed his hand, and the Doctor actually felt a little shocked by this, and pulling him along, the nation started running. “Let’s find some, da?”
“Right,” the Doctor smiled. “Off on a quest for sunflowers. Off we go.”
END NOTES: That's the second time I wrote Dick and Russia in the same drabble. I almost want to write them a full length story (Also, Dick gets along too well with Hetalia characters). And the Luke and Kirk one could be expanded... they're both blond farmboys, it amuses me.
“So, all those things Chekov kept going on about… how Russians invented this, or started that…”
“Probably all imagination,” the man with light hair grinned and him and Kirk couldn’t help but shudder. He wasn’t sure how he ended up in this situation, sitting across from a man who represented hundreds, no, thousands of years of history. A history full of pain and fictions and propaganda spewing out like sewage across the world.
“Not very arrogant are you?” Kirk asked, crossing his arms and leaning back.
Russia shook his head, and his eyes were sad even though he kept smiling.
3 and 10 - friction Jack Harkness and Johnny Marcone
“You don’t actually have to like me to work for me,” Marcone said, leaning back in his chair.
“I,” Jack said, voice tight with anger. “Don’t work for anyone.”
“You’d work for the Doctor.”
“Well you’re not him so it’s doesn’t matter”
Marcone inclined his head. “True. But you can’t deny that there’s someone you’d follow.”
“It’s still not going to be you.”
A slight shrug of the shoulders. “Perhaps not.”
Jack stomped out of the room, running into a man in a trench coat on his way out. “He always this much of a jerk?”
“Always,” the man affirmed.
5 and 6 - Mephisto Doctor and Luke Skywalker
“Do you think we’re already damned?” the Doctor asked, hunched over what looked like alcohol. Luke made a mental note never to allow this man near anything that could make him wallow like that again.
“What do you mean?”
“We’ve both been responsible for so much…” the Doctor sighed.
“But we did it for good reasons.”
“Does that actually matter?”
“Doesn’t it have to?” Luke asked, voice shaking a little.
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions,” the Doctor intoned.
“But we made a difference. We saved thousands or millions of lives each.”
“S’not worth the killing though.”
4 and 9 - cafe Martha Jones and Tim Drake
Martha wondered if Tim ever let anyone see who he was. She didn’t think so, since even when they met at a crowded little café, in civilian clothes, she could see him staking out the entrance and the people around them, his body held tightly but subtly.
She hoped there was someone he could talk to, even if it wasn’t her. She’d liked the boy since they met by accident on a rooftop when her and Mickey were in town, and even more when she found out who he was by another, more violent accident.
She hoped he had someone.
1 and 8 - Shakespeare Prussia and Dick Grayson
“You look like the book type,” Prussia told Dick from where he sprawled out over the couch.
Dick looked up from the newspaper he was reading sprawled out in front of the fire. “Yeah?”
“I meet Shakespeare you know,” Prussia said, grinning.
Dick rolled his eyes. “I so don’t believe you.”
“Hemmingway. I did meet him.”
“And did he punch you in the face?” Dick asked cheekily.
Prussia threw a pillow at his head. “My age is supposed to impress you, you know.”
“Sure,” Dick said.
“Kant lived in my capital you know…”
Dick threw the pillow back at Prussia.
7 and 6. Lottery Luke Skywalker and Kirk
“And now, our lucky two winners!” some alien announcer yelled out and Luke winced at the bright lights pointed at the stage.
“What did we win?” he asked the grinning man next to him.
“I think it’s something like being prom king and queen.”
“Prom?” Luke asked, head pounding. He had no idea where he was, and wasn’t sure he wanted to know.
“Sure,” the other man grinned. “Dance around a little, be a prize couple, maybe kiss a little…”
Luke blinked at the man in shock.
“Name’s Kirk.”
Luke made an inarticulate sound in the back of his throat.
2 and 8 golf Russia and Dick Grayson
At first Dick thought it was just some other meeting, where he’d have to smile brightly at people he loathed the sight of, the thought of, and he’d have to pretend to only be so fit to act the part of Bruce Wayne’s spoiled ward…
But something about the man standing across from him, smiling brightly at everyone while towering over them all made Dick suspect him of not being the typical socialite or business man. His instincts were telling him to fear this man, but his gut was disagreeing. His gut was telling him to offer the man sunflowers.
7 & 7 - Wonderland Kirk and Kirk
“I really should be more surprised when things like this happen,” Kirk said to the Kirk standing in front of him. He was pretty sure it wasn’t a mirror because the other Kirk was moving differently from him. And the other Kirk was wearing a blue dress with a blue bow in his hair.
“Probably,” the Kirk in blue said.
“I can’t wait to find out who’s supposed to the Cheshire Cat,” Kirk said.
“Oh, that would be Bones,” the other Kirk grinned.
Kirk rubbed a hand over his eyes. “Right. Of course. And the white rabbit?”
“Spock.”
“Hoo boy.”
1 & 3 - Alleyways Prussia and Jack Harkness
Jack would have perhaps felt worse for getting so wasted when he should have been saving people if the man leaning off him and singing what sounded like a military march off-key hadn’t been as drunk as he was.
They made quite a pair stumbling down an alleyway, and Jack thought he should know more about his strange, white haired companion, but all he could remember were red eyes that looked like fresh blood, and a sharp smile that made him think of gunpowder and trenches and cavalry charges and walls being knocked down.
It was not a comfortable memory.
2 & 5 - Ireland Russia Doctor
“It’s very green here,” Russia said and the Doctor nodded.
“Lovely place.”
“Do you think their weather allows for sunflowers?” Russia asked suddenly, looking hopeful like a child on Christmas morning and the Doctor wondered if he’d ever had any happy Christmases.
“I’m sure you’d find them here,” he said, shifting on the balls of his feet. “At the market probably.”
Russia grabbed his hand, and the Doctor actually felt a little shocked by this, and pulling him along, the nation started running. “Let’s find some, da?”
“Right,” the Doctor smiled. “Off on a quest for sunflowers. Off we go.”
END NOTES: That's the second time I wrote Dick and Russia in the same drabble. I almost want to write them a full length story (Also, Dick gets along too well with Hetalia characters). And the Luke and Kirk one could be expanded... they're both blond farmboys, it amuses me.