That made my morning
Player Character: "Hello, I'm Sheogorath, god of madness, Archmage of the mages guilds, Master of the fighters guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Gray Fox of the thieves guild, Grand Champion of the Arena, The Hero of Kvatch, Savior of Bruma, Champion of Cyrodiil, and Divine Crusader. I wear the infinity plus one armor of Nigh Invulnerability, my spells can bring doom to anything in my path, my sword will eat your soul, and I will summon a greater daedra to beat the shit out of you."Petty Thief: "Hello, I'm a petty thief. Gimme your money. *
(Also, we don't have "panicked" as a mood? How sad)