Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2006. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review."
January: Just a quick few words to tell you I am ill.
February: Good day to thee, and I do verily welcome you to the first post of February 2006.
March: 145... that's... 8 stone? Which is a totally unrealistic weight for me. Twat. Thanks for making me feel like an ELEPHANT!
That statement was completely inaccurate: damn my caffeine free mathematics!
April: Uh, at one point I had this thing for Heidi, an no, you may not repeat that.
May: So, I woke up at 6:15 this morning because I forgot to switch my reoccurring alarm off. I heard the thing and thought 'What the fuck is that at this time?', then realised my mistake.
June: Yes, I'm still here, but with a slight change: I'm now in the Placement office updating a database.
July: Or an attempted rape if you're over 100!
Sometimes you just have to wonder what people are thinking... August: My woman warrior is... Lakshmibai
September: By the 31st I want to have my employment situation sorted out - whether it be permanently or just temporary.
October: My list of words and phrases to be officially removed from the English language...
November: Oh, I just had to share this new album with you all. Go buy it. These girls have such amazing voices!!!
December: The week got better yesterday.
xx
Fefe