pies!
Right where do a start...
Been working all week apart from friday i took the day off to go and have lunch with giovanna and see her for a wee while at her break but she fell out with me so i jus sat about doing nothing all day...
Emm..thursday me n swayzey went out n got pished as usual. swaz came down here and started to drink then we went a walk down to amigos - yas swayzey likes cider!! dont wanna know the stuff we were talkin about lol, pair of alkys so we are. walked about like pies for a while then couldnt be arsed and jus went home.
Friday night Charmaine asked me to go to her sisters party with her in blackwood'ish :-D Giovanna foned me at like 5ish and said to come down and meet her and we'll go to the pub so i didnt have tmie for dinner or anything jus got my stuff and went down to meet her. bumped into wee ciancio bum at tabac with her maw! her maw cathy is seriously aff her heed - top laugh, showing giovanna her new bikinis n that lol. so charmaine went home with her maw and me n giovanna went to amigos and sat at our weee place. got more magners and giovanna was being a wee wan can pie - pint and shes a wee drunk sea biscuit! she got these wee labels out and wrote mr and mrs magners on it :-D aww. so i kinda took them and put them in my bad 8-) along side the 6 litres of cider for the party yass! Giovanna fell out with me over nought as usual and she was being a wee nob to me, enough of that - anyway. walked up and met ciancio bum at tabac, giovanna still being a wee nob to me at this point btw :-p so we all jus got on the same bus. charmaine was tellin us about what she done the nite before and her meeting eric! fuckin RID NECK she kept saying blow job out well loud on a full and quiet bus everycunt was listenin to us lol. tell us about how she sniffs erics boxers she got :-p so after saying about blowjobs 728969712 times we were in larkhall and giovanna still being a nob to me btw got off and went home. me n charmaine finally got to blackwood and went in for her sister. sat about waiting on debbie to get ready for a while, wee sam loves me! :-p walked up to charmaines other sisters, tracis - where the party was.
Got in the house and oh for fucks sake, THERE AW NUTTERS!! traci was dancing about to well good rave music, jims oot his face awready and her pal joan was walking about with nappies in her bra lol am like awww fuck what have a done to deserve this :-p nah there all a good laugh. tracis got about fuckin 12 tattoos man, joans is the best though :-p lol. Got the cider on the go yas. strongbooow. heavy drugs goin about lol, joan vicky bop jim traci n aw that snortin n takin E's lol a was like awwww shite, chance am takin one, me n ciancio buum jus stuck to the cider n joints and didnt take anything else :-p. Bop (what a guy) rolled a joint and passed it about and by this time me n charmaine are nearly pished( jus a wee bit, a wee bit *moves fingers* :-p!! ). had a well good laugh, ive never laughed so much in my life there aw funny as fuck man, ma sides were sore with laughin and ma eyes were waterin. everycunt kept giving me draws of joints and a was fucked right out ma tree, a looked in the mirror and there wasnt one bit of white on my eyebaw, it was pure fuckin red. seen wee danielle, awww shes well cute - again shes like the rest of them, aff her wee heed and shes only 7. she was tellin me storys and tellin me her prays from school lol am stoned and pished jus lying back like AYYYEEE, a put a fag in one of her dolls mouths and she told her maw ooooooops wasnt me lol. so after fuckin about aw nite and the antics we went to bed. this mad fold down bed effort with no covers lol, so we got like 1 sheet and that was it, fuckin baw cold aw nite. wee danielle came in so a was relagated to the floor for like 2 hours till a spilled ma pint of cider aw over the floor oops, danielle was told to go to her bed and a was promoted again lol :-p. still no had anything since lunchtime that day coz a had to meet giovanna ealrier and couldnt get dinner, 3 litres of cider and a joint or 2, aw whit a couldnt lay still.
Got up about 10, got some breakfast, then me n charmaine left to go for the bus home. fuckin jim jumped on the bus went off in the morning with a bottle of bucky and a knife to meet these drug dealer cunts at the gow, fuckin well dodgy man. had a champ of a roll n bacon at this wee shop when we were waitin on the bus lol. right this could be the worst moment of my whole life, the bus was half a hour late and charmaine was late for meeting Cat at 1. the bus was full of soap dodgers, criminals and aye giovanna...sootys n chalkys ya racist wee shite :-p no seats left so a had to stand it was fuckin roastin and a had a fine hangover, them to make it even better the bus took over an hour to get to hamilton coz there was a mighty que from fernigair to the bottom of larkhall. aw whit never again public transport is pishy. Charmaine and all her wee storys aww lol. Home now and am sittin bollock naked coz the house is empty and its so fuckin hot.
Giovanna is still being a nob to me and shes no online to talk too. supposed to be going out with her tonite to harleys for a drink aye right coz a do see that happenin, the wee sea biscuit will end up pished with laura somewhere or the usual ''im no well'' aye hen a know yer jazz! :-p....
Time for a cold bath.
Been working all week apart from friday i took the day off to go and have lunch with giovanna and see her for a wee while at her break but she fell out with me so i jus sat about doing nothing all day...
Emm..thursday me n swayzey went out n got pished as usual. swaz came down here and started to drink then we went a walk down to amigos - yas swayzey likes cider!! dont wanna know the stuff we were talkin about lol, pair of alkys so we are. walked about like pies for a while then couldnt be arsed and jus went home.
Friday night Charmaine asked me to go to her sisters party with her in blackwood'ish :-D Giovanna foned me at like 5ish and said to come down and meet her and we'll go to the pub so i didnt have tmie for dinner or anything jus got my stuff and went down to meet her. bumped into wee ciancio bum at tabac with her maw! her maw cathy is seriously aff her heed - top laugh, showing giovanna her new bikinis n that lol. so charmaine went home with her maw and me n giovanna went to amigos and sat at our weee place. got more magners and giovanna was being a wee wan can pie - pint and shes a wee drunk sea biscuit! she got these wee labels out and wrote mr and mrs magners on it :-D aww. so i kinda took them and put them in my bad 8-) along side the 6 litres of cider for the party yass! Giovanna fell out with me over nought as usual and she was being a wee nob to me, enough of that - anyway. walked up and met ciancio bum at tabac, giovanna still being a wee nob to me at this point btw :-p so we all jus got on the same bus. charmaine was tellin us about what she done the nite before and her meeting eric! fuckin RID NECK she kept saying blow job out well loud on a full and quiet bus everycunt was listenin to us lol. tell us about how she sniffs erics boxers she got :-p so after saying about blowjobs 728969712 times we were in larkhall and giovanna still being a nob to me btw got off and went home. me n charmaine finally got to blackwood and went in for her sister. sat about waiting on debbie to get ready for a while, wee sam loves me! :-p walked up to charmaines other sisters, tracis - where the party was.
Got in the house and oh for fucks sake, THERE AW NUTTERS!! traci was dancing about to well good rave music, jims oot his face awready and her pal joan was walking about with nappies in her bra lol am like awww fuck what have a done to deserve this :-p nah there all a good laugh. tracis got about fuckin 12 tattoos man, joans is the best though :-p lol. Got the cider on the go yas. strongbooow. heavy drugs goin about lol, joan vicky bop jim traci n aw that snortin n takin E's lol a was like awwww shite, chance am takin one, me n ciancio buum jus stuck to the cider n joints and didnt take anything else :-p. Bop (what a guy) rolled a joint and passed it about and by this time me n charmaine are nearly pished( jus a wee bit, a wee bit *moves fingers* :-p!! ). had a well good laugh, ive never laughed so much in my life there aw funny as fuck man, ma sides were sore with laughin and ma eyes were waterin. everycunt kept giving me draws of joints and a was fucked right out ma tree, a looked in the mirror and there wasnt one bit of white on my eyebaw, it was pure fuckin red. seen wee danielle, awww shes well cute - again shes like the rest of them, aff her wee heed and shes only 7. she was tellin me storys and tellin me her prays from school lol am stoned and pished jus lying back like AYYYEEE, a put a fag in one of her dolls mouths and she told her maw ooooooops wasnt me lol. so after fuckin about aw nite and the antics we went to bed. this mad fold down bed effort with no covers lol, so we got like 1 sheet and that was it, fuckin baw cold aw nite. wee danielle came in so a was relagated to the floor for like 2 hours till a spilled ma pint of cider aw over the floor oops, danielle was told to go to her bed and a was promoted again lol :-p. still no had anything since lunchtime that day coz a had to meet giovanna ealrier and couldnt get dinner, 3 litres of cider and a joint or 2, aw whit a couldnt lay still.
Got up about 10, got some breakfast, then me n charmaine left to go for the bus home. fuckin jim jumped on the bus went off in the morning with a bottle of bucky and a knife to meet these drug dealer cunts at the gow, fuckin well dodgy man. had a champ of a roll n bacon at this wee shop when we were waitin on the bus lol. right this could be the worst moment of my whole life, the bus was half a hour late and charmaine was late for meeting Cat at 1. the bus was full of soap dodgers, criminals and aye giovanna...sootys n chalkys ya racist wee shite :-p no seats left so a had to stand it was fuckin roastin and a had a fine hangover, them to make it even better the bus took over an hour to get to hamilton coz there was a mighty que from fernigair to the bottom of larkhall. aw whit never again public transport is pishy. Charmaine and all her wee storys aww lol. Home now and am sittin bollock naked coz the house is empty and its so fuckin hot.
Giovanna is still being a nob to me and shes no online to talk too. supposed to be going out with her tonite to harleys for a drink aye right coz a do see that happenin, the wee sea biscuit will end up pished with laura somewhere or the usual ''im no well'' aye hen a know yer jazz! :-p....
Time for a cold bath.