Pied it a peach.
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Start from as far back as a can mind. LLast few weeks no been up to much. went to the pub with swaz a few times n caused or usual chaos. Need to be hittin mings soon man, def. No seen dunsmore in a while really, broke into his work a while ago with wee karen, me n karen were out drinking on the streets, bucky...AW NAW! done this mad thing..pierce the cap and suck the wine through the cap, gets ye well wasted =\ stoated about with karen for a while in the pishin rain, went a stoat to ehr sisters pals hoose n a wrote all over the kitchen table with lip stick =\ no the best idea really. went from there up to the new somerfields where scott was doin nite shift stackin shelves, something like 8pm to 6am. mental oriental. so we walked about the place shoutin scott n he said he thought it was wee jakes to he foned the polis, a tried the side door n managed to pull it open then when a finally got into his work a didnt know what to do..didnt think that far ahead, scott came round the corner with his fellow SYT collegue n they went fuckin mental n we had to botl before the polis got there, 5 mins later soctt being scott finally so the funniest side of it but told me not to do it again on his shift =p, waited outside for a while then left karen n went to go home, ended up bumpin into people from school. went to his motor for a while got a smoke n a was already pished oot ma nut. sat there for ages talkin till 3 n a was bushed, needed a bed so a went home, came on msn for 5mins n wee ciancio was online :-o sat n spoke the biggest amount of shite ever to her, she must have thought a was a right boaby. went to bed about half 5 n that was that friday nite over.
think a went to the pub with charmaine the day after but a cannae mind, am still hungover from last nite =\. had college n aw that jazz through the week n then had charmaaines sisters party on friday nite. went there with chowcio n it was a well good laugh as usual. charmaine doing her usual stunts AS USUAL. some fucker stole charmaines mobile, we knew everyone that was there but theres one guy hardly anyone trusts...so when a find out who it was there gettin dragged up n doon the street, nobs. so slept over there at debbies, the next day me n charmaine sat about like lazy pies till like 5 and forgot charmaines having a party on the saturday nite at hers, so we had to rush back to hers, got there n jaimie heen, gillian n other people were waiting outside for us 8-) started to clear her wee hoosey n take all the stuff thats expensive n broke easily out her living room n got things ready for people comin. had the ole 3 litre of stongbow as per =p aw a can mind is the house being empty 1 min then the next 15 people were at the door n from then on people jus coming in...didnt get to see charmaine ATALL, she was too busy being nice n helping all the people whitey'in. offt a cleaned the bath out where everycunt had been sick, jus aswell am used to it coz of work or a think a would have been one of the whitey gang.
Me n jo went for a pint to the pub down stiars to get some fresh air n away from the smell of sick lol =p what a shite sleep i got that nite, the bed was hijacked so a was shafted onto the couch, fuckin hell ive never felt so shite in my life...torture. trying to get to sleep with cunts lying on me n people up dancing to mcfly for like 4 fuckin hours =p no covers n startin to get a hangover plus other stuff.. offt. next day didnt do much sat about charmaines knackered till 6 ish, me n karen sat watchin movies aw day then a went home.
Went to the pub during the week with scott n that, seen mondu or mondeo as jim calls him LOL he was tellin me about his new motor lol and his antics that i missed at debbies party n friday :-o so fooked to remember anything :\ seen clayre for a while then nial come round with jaimie n charlie, was a good laugh. left scott with sandy n the crew, got the black mans puddin out the chippy n went home fooked.
Went down hamilton n went to harleys during the week too then went n met mrs cakes at the bus station =D. went down to amigos with charmaine ciaaanciooo n had a few drinks there n had a laugh, again...gettin well too wasted. went from there to asda for fags..shocking so she is. we ran lol =p went from asda back up and went to hemingways, thats me n charmaines pub =D innit hen! charmaine was telling me aw her storys lol, had well enough to drink to we went to go home...apart charmaine she had to go do the toilet in the gents, d'int she. the barman came round n notice she was in the wrong toilets and hes like ''does she no like lassies or somethin??'' am like DONT GO THERE MATE!. offt lol. came out munched and charmaine bought me chicken =D=D=D!! cheers bud! =p went up for the train na decided jus to walk charmaine to her wee hoosey. got the train n charmaine went home a trekked it from peacock cross which gave me time to feel no as drunk too.
Thursday had work n that n charmaine asked me to sleep over at hers. so went up there n we sat watching american pie and rid dick aw night, a enjoyied it =) was drinking my cider 8-) its safe to say charmaines maw has the most uncomfy bed ever. worse than the floor so it is! =p friday afternoon we sat around again for a while, charmaine made me breakfast lol =D proper bo at making breakfast a tell ye =p PIE!
Jim n the wee yin danielle came down later on, jim went n dealt with some business lol n charmaine n gina had to go meet her maw down the train station so a got a taxi home n got ma stuff for sleepin over out n met them later on down tabac. bumped into clayre n noor for a while too. charmaine jim danielle n me got the bus up to her sisters, then aw the jakes started comin on the bus, offt! some mad cunt sat down beside me n started aw his pish but he was telt, jim thought it was a cracker lol =p. some burd jim likes called lorna came on the bus aswell, shes a dick of a lassie honestly, jim desveres much better than her, wee tramp. messin jim about n hes jus takin it coz he likes her that much, shes tryin to get drink off him for nuffin n that too, dick.
Got to debbies n got the party started =p a fuckin hate cider now, ave drank it for like 6months straight, a need a new drink coz if a go near cider again i'll skud a whitey :\ linseys pal james was rollin a few joints n me being a dick a end up smoking it too, when am steamin, offt it was ma turn this week tae whitey lol wee charmaine done the right thing n drank poof juice, jus aswell! she sat n looked after me aw nite - aww heen! ({)no been in a state like this for a good while, lying on the floor round the pan then hanign out of bed with a bucket but tis awright a wasnt actually sick =p held it in so no-one can say anythin. a was gone...people jus kept appearin lying on the floor beside me man honestly, a was freakin out. jim came in on all sorts n started runnin about with his wully oot! LOL!! n he sprayed his mouth with Flash anti-bacterial stuff to clean his mouth, dafty!
Woke up at like 2am and a was munched. charmaine went n made noodles =D champ of a cook =p wee cianciooo aww! got up this mornin hungover as fuck :\ and weeeell ill, so a got an other bottle of cider n started drinkin, then jim woke n started drinkin, then that james dick woke up n started me with his joints again. so it was like half 10 in the morning after a party gettin wrecked again. waited for the bakers to open then bolted up there right away heavy munched. got a roll n sausage and a roll n fried egg n a roll n bacon n crisps n irn-bru for maself :-o came back n ate that then half a hour later went back up n got chips n soup n aw that jazz! PIE'D IT! cannae mind the other half of the afternoon, then charmaine n debbie finally got out of bed by this time am drinkin bucky with big jim lol JAKKESS. a had to much to drink n smoke again and a was ill..again and again charmaine looked after me =)=)=)thank yoouu. the dugs were starvin so a fed them kit kats n mad albran cereal wae milk lol.
Got the bus to hamilton with charmaine and met jaimie, had to get him drink for his party the nite. got a quality pizza hut on the way home from the new pizza hut place round the corner, a sound like a fuckin pie on this but am no really lol =p. doubt am going to jaimies party the nite case theres persons there a dont want to see. aye. away for a shower now
Had a gid weekend, Thank yoou charmaine! =p!
Start from as far back as a can mind. LLast few weeks no been up to much. went to the pub with swaz a few times n caused or usual chaos. Need to be hittin mings soon man, def. No seen dunsmore in a while really, broke into his work a while ago with wee karen, me n karen were out drinking on the streets, bucky...AW NAW! done this mad thing..pierce the cap and suck the wine through the cap, gets ye well wasted =\ stoated about with karen for a while in the pishin rain, went a stoat to ehr sisters pals hoose n a wrote all over the kitchen table with lip stick =\ no the best idea really. went from there up to the new somerfields where scott was doin nite shift stackin shelves, something like 8pm to 6am. mental oriental. so we walked about the place shoutin scott n he said he thought it was wee jakes to he foned the polis, a tried the side door n managed to pull it open then when a finally got into his work a didnt know what to do..didnt think that far ahead, scott came round the corner with his fellow SYT collegue n they went fuckin mental n we had to botl before the polis got there, 5 mins later soctt being scott finally so the funniest side of it but told me not to do it again on his shift =p, waited outside for a while then left karen n went to go home, ended up bumpin into people from school. went to his motor for a while got a smoke n a was already pished oot ma nut. sat there for ages talkin till 3 n a was bushed, needed a bed so a went home, came on msn for 5mins n wee ciancio was online :-o sat n spoke the biggest amount of shite ever to her, she must have thought a was a right boaby. went to bed about half 5 n that was that friday nite over.
think a went to the pub with charmaine the day after but a cannae mind, am still hungover from last nite =\. had college n aw that jazz through the week n then had charmaaines sisters party on friday nite. went there with chowcio n it was a well good laugh as usual. charmaine doing her usual stunts AS USUAL. some fucker stole charmaines mobile, we knew everyone that was there but theres one guy hardly anyone trusts...so when a find out who it was there gettin dragged up n doon the street, nobs. so slept over there at debbies, the next day me n charmaine sat about like lazy pies till like 5 and forgot charmaines having a party on the saturday nite at hers, so we had to rush back to hers, got there n jaimie heen, gillian n other people were waiting outside for us 8-) started to clear her wee hoosey n take all the stuff thats expensive n broke easily out her living room n got things ready for people comin. had the ole 3 litre of stongbow as per =p aw a can mind is the house being empty 1 min then the next 15 people were at the door n from then on people jus coming in...didnt get to see charmaine ATALL, she was too busy being nice n helping all the people whitey'in. offt a cleaned the bath out where everycunt had been sick, jus aswell am used to it coz of work or a think a would have been one of the whitey gang.
Me n jo went for a pint to the pub down stiars to get some fresh air n away from the smell of sick lol =p what a shite sleep i got that nite, the bed was hijacked so a was shafted onto the couch, fuckin hell ive never felt so shite in my life...torture. trying to get to sleep with cunts lying on me n people up dancing to mcfly for like 4 fuckin hours =p no covers n startin to get a hangover plus other stuff.. offt. next day didnt do much sat about charmaines knackered till 6 ish, me n karen sat watchin movies aw day then a went home.
Went to the pub during the week with scott n that, seen mondu or mondeo as jim calls him LOL he was tellin me about his new motor lol and his antics that i missed at debbies party n friday :-o so fooked to remember anything :\ seen clayre for a while then nial come round with jaimie n charlie, was a good laugh. left scott with sandy n the crew, got the black mans puddin out the chippy n went home fooked.
Went down hamilton n went to harleys during the week too then went n met mrs cakes at the bus station =D. went down to amigos with charmaine ciaaanciooo n had a few drinks there n had a laugh, again...gettin well too wasted. went from there to asda for fags..shocking so she is. we ran lol =p went from asda back up and went to hemingways, thats me n charmaines pub =D innit hen! charmaine was telling me aw her storys lol, had well enough to drink to we went to go home...apart charmaine she had to go do the toilet in the gents, d'int she. the barman came round n notice she was in the wrong toilets and hes like ''does she no like lassies or somethin??'' am like DONT GO THERE MATE!. offt lol. came out munched and charmaine bought me chicken =D=D=D!! cheers bud! =p went up for the train na decided jus to walk charmaine to her wee hoosey. got the train n charmaine went home a trekked it from peacock cross which gave me time to feel no as drunk too.
Thursday had work n that n charmaine asked me to sleep over at hers. so went up there n we sat watching american pie and rid dick aw night, a enjoyied it =) was drinking my cider 8-) its safe to say charmaines maw has the most uncomfy bed ever. worse than the floor so it is! =p friday afternoon we sat around again for a while, charmaine made me breakfast lol =D proper bo at making breakfast a tell ye =p PIE!
Jim n the wee yin danielle came down later on, jim went n dealt with some business lol n charmaine n gina had to go meet her maw down the train station so a got a taxi home n got ma stuff for sleepin over out n met them later on down tabac. bumped into clayre n noor for a while too. charmaine jim danielle n me got the bus up to her sisters, then aw the jakes started comin on the bus, offt! some mad cunt sat down beside me n started aw his pish but he was telt, jim thought it was a cracker lol =p. some burd jim likes called lorna came on the bus aswell, shes a dick of a lassie honestly, jim desveres much better than her, wee tramp. messin jim about n hes jus takin it coz he likes her that much, shes tryin to get drink off him for nuffin n that too, dick.
Got to debbies n got the party started =p a fuckin hate cider now, ave drank it for like 6months straight, a need a new drink coz if a go near cider again i'll skud a whitey :\ linseys pal james was rollin a few joints n me being a dick a end up smoking it too, when am steamin, offt it was ma turn this week tae whitey lol wee charmaine done the right thing n drank poof juice, jus aswell! she sat n looked after me aw nite - aww heen! ({)no been in a state like this for a good while, lying on the floor round the pan then hanign out of bed with a bucket but tis awright a wasnt actually sick =p held it in so no-one can say anythin. a was gone...people jus kept appearin lying on the floor beside me man honestly, a was freakin out. jim came in on all sorts n started runnin about with his wully oot! LOL!! n he sprayed his mouth with Flash anti-bacterial stuff to clean his mouth, dafty!
Woke up at like 2am and a was munched. charmaine went n made noodles =D champ of a cook =p wee cianciooo aww! got up this mornin hungover as fuck :\ and weeeell ill, so a got an other bottle of cider n started drinkin, then jim woke n started drinkin, then that james dick woke up n started me with his joints again. so it was like half 10 in the morning after a party gettin wrecked again. waited for the bakers to open then bolted up there right away heavy munched. got a roll n sausage and a roll n fried egg n a roll n bacon n crisps n irn-bru for maself :-o came back n ate that then half a hour later went back up n got chips n soup n aw that jazz! PIE'D IT! cannae mind the other half of the afternoon, then charmaine n debbie finally got out of bed by this time am drinkin bucky with big jim lol JAKKESS. a had to much to drink n smoke again and a was ill..again and again charmaine looked after me =)=)=)thank yoouu. the dugs were starvin so a fed them kit kats n mad albran cereal wae milk lol.
Got the bus to hamilton with charmaine and met jaimie, had to get him drink for his party the nite. got a quality pizza hut on the way home from the new pizza hut place round the corner, a sound like a fuckin pie on this but am no really lol =p. doubt am going to jaimies party the nite case theres persons there a dont want to see. aye. away for a shower now
Had a gid weekend, Thank yoou charmaine! =p!