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[feanaro]

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[nerdanel_istar]

...perhaps you should leave the songwriting to our sons.

[feanaro]

Shush! I have their hair, I can pull off songwriting and strumming!

[nerdanel_istar]

*stifling laughter*

Oh, is that so?

[feanaro]

Yes, it is so. Do not look at me with condenscending eyes, wench! I know of what I do. I have hired a band to help me pursue my musical career, see? They have my hair too.

[nerdanel_istar]

.........*snicker*

[feanaro]

Oh, you are just so supportive. I WILL SUCCEED IN MY NEW MUSICAL CAREER! How could the masses not relate to such a song titled 'Noam Chomsky for President'?

[nerdanel_istar]

Oh, I can just picture it, dear. The song being in the top ten in the pop charts.

[feanaro]

There's that condescending tone again, Nerdanel darling. Stop it. It hurts my feelings. Well, no, it doesn't, but it feels like the appropriate thing to say.

And no! I shall not market myself like that! My product shall be aimed towards the cynical indie crowd with blind ideals shoved up their asses! Yes! The editor of Adbusters shall be my main marketer. Yesssssssssss.

[nerdanel_istar]

Very well. I will make my shift my voice slightly and tilt it just a little bit and the condenscending tone is gone and replaced by the sympathetic and supportive tone. Hear that?

That's very clever of you, dear. Good luck with that.

[feanaro]

Thank you, madam. It has stoked my ego ever so.

And thank you again. And you know, with my band that just started and in its groundling stages of development... generous donation would be appreciated. You know, to make our voices heard, or at least mine, to the public. Because we really do have important things to say. We live in earnest and believe stringently in our morals. Or something.

[nerdanel_istar]

You're very welcome.

Sigh. Money? When did you ever need donations to get your voice heard?

[feanaro]

Ever since I decided to mooch off of other people other than my daddy?

[nerdanel_istar]

Ugh. Very well.

*gets out chequebook*

How does a thousand sound?

[feanaro]

A thousand? Nerdanel, we'll be starving on the streets, me and my muppet band...

[nerdanel_istar]

Fine, fine. NO MORE OVER TEN THOUSAND, FEANOR. You owe me. I demand at least a dedication on your album.

[feanaro]

You're the best, Nerdy.

*kisses your cheek and kisses the check*

Now I can get that Strat I've been looking at for so long...