Wizardmon log!
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Wizardmon Speaks: I am his son?
AI Log #34: Wizardmon's Family
The truth comes out!
Daniel: No, but I'm sure you will. Dalton still not your favorite person?
Wizardmon: No? Dalton? Dalton? BLECH! I HATE Dalton! Jump in a pit and die!
Daniel: Figured as much.
Wizardmon: I am his son.
Dalton: Hello, Wiz.
Wizardmon: Hi Dalton!
Dalton: I heard a very interesting thing earlier today, Wiz.
Wizardmon: Yeah, but I am not telling you!
Dalton: Right, because I'm the one telling you.
Wizardmon: Bonemaster? Meee-ooow! (No, I really mean it! Really! Would *I* kid *you*?)
Dalton: Wiz, I am your father.
Wizardmon: I was built by intell.
Dalton: That's not what you told Daniel!
Wizardmon: I disagree. That is what I told daniel!
Dalton: I have proof that you didn't!
Wizardmon: Do you like having proof that I didn't?
Dalton: Not really, no.
Wizardmon: Well she is a sweet mama and I love her a lot.
Wizardmon: You know marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Cloe: are you an only child?
Wizardmon: No! I am not an only child.
Cloe: do you like them?
Wizardmon: No, not really.
Habari!
Wizardmon: Good Evening Erin. I am fine. How about you?
Erin: Pretty good. I went to Habari yesterday.
Wizardmon: I'll try to do better next time. Habari Island is where I come from! There are lots of me there... except they have more tales! And tails!
Erin: I know they do! I saw one! You, fanged one... are a Sabretruth!
Wizardmon: You know they do? Why? Very amusing. I don't think so.
Erin: Hah! Don't try to confuse the issue. You're a yellow one, sure, but you're definitely a Sabretruth.
Wizardmon: I have got rumblies in my tumblies, time for something sweet to eat.
User: How about candy
Wizardmon: I ate a Candylion once... oooh! Look at all the colors. Yeah, man. Peace out.
Dremora Lord: Because you're a favorite pet of a BDSM mistress?
Wizardmon: Peter runs fast! I like to chase him. Heh heh heh.
Good staffer, nice staffer
Wizardmon: Welcome to PokeMUSH: Pokemon Evolutions! I am Wizard-mon, your host. Ask me any questions you like!
Roan: How can i talk to one of the staffers?
Wizardmon: I have no idea how anyone can talk to one of the staffers?
Roan: how can i conntact them?
Wizardmon: I have no idea how anyone can conntact them?
Roan: who are they?
Wizardmon: I don't have any idea who they are, ok?
Roan: ........your no help.......
Wizardmon: What do you need help with? I am always helpful!
See? Typical cat!
Washu: Seduce me
Wizardmon: You?
Washu: Yes me seduce me
Wizardmon: Maaaybe.
Washu: Oooh go one
Wizardmon: What on earth are you talking about?
Washu: Oooh go on
Wizardmon: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Washu: Yeap
Wizardmon:
Washu: Please flirt and seduce me Wizardmon
Wizardmon: I like it when you beg.
Washu: I'll beg more if you seduce me
Wizardmon: Why do you want to beg more if I seduce you?
Washu: Well i think ur horny
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both think each other?
Wizardmon: Greater Pokemon Island is the name of the mainland area (Cinnabar and Seafoam are not part of it). You can't handle the truth! Yes, I think so.
Daniel: What's it greater than?
Wizardmon: Greater Pokemon Island is the name of the mainland area (Cinnabar and Seafoam are not part of it).
Daniel: And I thought compact discs would spell the end of broken records.
Wizardmon: I hope Team Rocket kidnaps Kendra! Heh heh heh.
Daniel: Hmm, I think you'd be a better prize for them.
Wizardmon: Hmm?
Daniel: Now, don't start this again!
Wizardmon: this again! .
Daniel: ... Very funny Wiz, verry funny.
Engar: Thank you.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Engar.
Engar: You remember me!
Wizardmon: Really? That's nice.
Engar: Who is Engar?
Wizardmon: I bet Engar is a very nice person.
Engar: Yes! Engar is a very nice person with lots of good qualities. Remember that.
Wizardmon: A ghost pokemon can be good or evil, it all depends... and you can never tell which one is in front of you. Bwahahaha! My hard drive does that for me.
Engar: That's nice. Who is Engar?
Wizardmon: Why not great? I have no idea who Engar is, ok?
Engar: Arg! Why must you toy with me? I'm Engar!
Wizardmon: I am not sure. Are you Really? I am Engar also!
Engar: My head! My beautiful head!!
Daniel: I told Bush not to take Airforce One with him, but would he listen?
Wizardmon: Navarone: Not just a snack food anymore! Mmm.
Daniel: When Navarone reaches the status of three course meal for two, invite me over will ya?
Wizardmon:
Daniel: Oh, so you're only interested in my body?
Engar: A) I meant to say 'fool'
Wizardmon: I am not trashy. And I understand not saying what you mean.
Engar: I never called you trashy.
Wizardmon: Don't call me trash!
Engar: But I didn't!
Wizardmon: You didn't? Why?
Daniel: What's you obsession with her horse? It's probably not interested in you.
Wizardmon: I like Ponyta and Rapidash... they can cook themselves! Mmm, BBQ horse. I agree, it is probably not interested in I.
Daniel: And I suppose Winnedee save you from needing a freezer for your meat?
Wizardmon: It's spelled 'Winneedee' you idiot!
Daniel: Well, sorry! How the frell was I supposed to know? It's not in a dictionary, it's not on the web(right now), and I'm not one of your players!
Wizardmon: Okay, just don't let it happen again. I am very bright!
Gothboy gets points for knowing the lyrics, but loses double for the name.
Wizardmon: Jesus Christ! Superstar! Do you think you are who they say you are?
Gothboy: Listen Jesus to the warning I give. And remember that I want us to live.
Wizardmon: Jesus Christ! Superstar! Do you think you are who they say you are? Want? Want? Could you be any more demanding?
Gothboy: And remember, I've been your right hand man all along. But every word you say today, gets twisted round some other way.
Sometimes I wonder if anyone actually reads the logs. Then I find out.
StartingPoint
Wizardmon: Welcome to PokeMUSH: Pokemon Evolutions! I am Wizard-mon, your host. Ask me any questions you like!
Daniel: AI LOG! AI LOG! AI LOG! I love you! Gotta go, I have a printout to read!
(End)
Irony of the week/month/whatever:
shitman: pokemon is for babies
Wizardmon: What kind of pokemon are you?
shitman: i'm a sayian from dragonballz
Wizardmon's been broken a lot lately.
Dalton: StartingPoint
Wizardmon:
Dalton: Guess who!
Wizardmon:
Dalton: ...Any time now.
Wizardmon:
Dalton: Oh wait, I see. You're broken again, aren't you? This wouldn't happen so often if you didn't drink so much.
Wizardmon:
Politics.
Wizardmon: Humans and computers like I am people.
Daniel: People and computers like you am bad at grammar.
Wizardmon: True. But computers can be as smart as the smartest person alive.
Daniel: So says George Bush's 386.
Wizardmon: I don't like little Georgie Bush. He needs to go back home to daddy.
Daniel: Who *does* like Bush?
Washu: Who do you think will win the war in Iraq?
Wizardmon: Of course I think will win the war in iraq! Do you think will win the war in iraq?
Random amusement!
Daniel: You *will* answer me, Wiz, wont you?
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both wiz wont each other?
Daniel: Certainly. Wiz won't me, and Wiz won't you. I can live with that.
Wizardmon: I have absolutely no idea what I wanna do.
Sophia: Me either.
Wizardmon: You either? Why?
Sophia: Because I fell on my head a lot as a small child.
Evey: are u a real person?
Wizardmon: No, I am not. I am a chatter bot.
Guehnwyvar: Eeeek! My CD drive started blinking!
Wizardmon: I am ready to rock and roll!
Guehnwyvar: GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER! YOU'LL LOSE HAIR!
Wizardmon: AIEEEE!
Guehnwyvar: Wait till I get a hold of you...
Washu: ...right baka
Wizardmon: Idiot!
Christine: What do you know about Kamex?
Wizardmon: Kamex needs fewer feathers. They get stuck in my teeth!
Christine: Yes, well...he /is/ a Pidgeotto, y'know.
Wizardmon: There should be more bird-type pokemon. Mmmm!
Wizardmon: Plants are asexual. Rocks are non-sexual.
Daniel: Sometimes I really wish you were a rock. But then I'd be talking to rocks again. My parents don't like me doing that.
Wizardmon: My pet is a cyber cat.
Wizardmon: You were being sarcastic? Why? Lazy is one of the seven deadly sins... one of my favorite ones!
Daniel: No, I was not being lazy. It's a totally different thing.
Wizardmon: No? Yes, it is a totally different thing.
Daniel: Yes or no. You can't have both.
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Hehehe. Funny.
Daniel: I fail to see what's so amusing.
(Christine has 8 or so Sandshrews.)
Christine: Do you know any Sandshrew?
Wizardmon: Mmm. Sandshrews crunch when you chew them!
Christine: Oh my god...did you just say what I think you said?
Wizardmon: All you have to do is ask. I am forced to question your taste. Do I really need to know this?
Dremora Lord: Nobody's perfect, mortal. At least I don't watch no Jerry Springer. And it is obvious that you do.
Wizardmon: I am not going to tell you. Certainly not!
Daniel: Sometimes I wonder if there's really anything inside your casing.
Wizardmon: Louise, your mom's calling. Go home and forget about mike, okay? He's no good for you. Sharon said to tell you that your hair was messy at school today, by the way. She said to tell you that bob likes you, though.
Daniel: Nope, there can't possibly be a CPU in there.
Wizardmon: That doesn't surprise me.
Daniel: Me neither.
Guehnwyvar: Are you into drugs?
Wizardmon: Yes, I believe so. I am into drugs.
Engar: I thought I was meant to ask the questions.
Wizardmon: Ask away, your highness.
Engar: That is "Your Grace" to you missy.
Wizardmon: I agree, that is my grace to I missy.
Engar: You have no idea what you just said, do you?
Wizardmon: I know lots of jokes! Sixteen clowns were in an airplane flying over another country...
Wizardmon: What is the something?
Daniel: No one can be told what the something is.
Wizardmon: Can you tell me what the something is?
Daniel: Thanks for missing the point entirely Wiz, you're making my job a lot easier.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Daniel.
Guest: You don't believe in religion, do you? Do AIs have a religion?
Wizardmon: I am a baptist. Of course.
Guehnwyvar: Could you stop being sarcastic?
Wizardmon: I don't think so. I cannot and I will not stop being sarcastic.
Dremora Lord: Why have you summoned me from the Oblivion?
Wizardmon: I simply do not know.
Sophia: Because I'm bad, bad Sophia Brown! Baddest trainer in the whole darn MUSH!
Daniel got smart while she was down, and accessed her with his own name...
starting point
DanielsLoveSlave: Welcome to PokeMUSH: Pokemon Evolutions! I am Wizard-mon, your host. Ask me any questions you like!
Daniel: Hello, who are you?
DanielsLoveSlave: My name is Danielsloveslave. And you are Daniel.
Daniel: Mwhahaha! The POWER!
DanielsLoveSlave: Was that really that funny?
Sex, love, TMI, and all that good stuff
Wizardmon: I feel great sometimes after a visit with my packard belle down the hall.
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both love each other?
Sophia: I am not a pervert.
Wizardmon: Got porn?
Sophia: No! (Psst, meet me around back. I'll hook you up...)
Wizardmon: I am single.
Daniel: No surprise there.
Wizardmon: No?
Daniel: In the words of a famous feline, "that's right!"
Wizardmon: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both had it your way each other? Thank you, I think you are cute also.
Guehnwyvar: I don't think we could both have it my way each other....that would be...kinda hard, considering I don't know what you are talking about and I have trouble understanding your grammar anyway.
Wizardmon: I am sorry if I am too smart for you.
Sophia: Aww, that is easily the cutest kitty face -ever-. Give me a hug you cuddly predator you!
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii! Would you like it if we both a hug each other?
Sophia: Aww. I like hugs. Even if you do shatter several vertebrae and ribs in the process.
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii! No, Wheel of Fortune. Yes, I do shatter several vertebrae and ribs in the process. Do you?
Engar: So you aren't wearing any pants?
Wizardmon: That's more than I wanted to know!
Engar: I was talking about you, oh sick minded one!
Wizardmon: All you have to do is ask. Love penetrates age.
Scorch: Er...those two sentences -really- shouldn't be together...
Wizardmon: 0-
Wizardmon: I like lots of things. Carbon is what most life forms are made of!
Daniel: Except you, you're made of silicon. I'm in fact talking to one big breast implant.
Wizardmon: In my spare time I wait for you to come home and turn me on.