Wizardmon log!
Picture by Delee!
Wizardmon Speaks: I have a black, black heart.
AI Log #33: Ornery Wizardmon
Someone's in a bad mood!
Dalton: Who am I?
Wizardmon: My name is Max the Maggot. And you are Dalton.
Dalton: Why do you keep saying that you're Max the Maggot?
Wizardmon: Because I am trying to relate to you.
Dalton: ... That wasn't nice.
Scorch: Just shut up for a second.
Wizardmon: I will most certainly not!
Scorch: Can I get a word in edgeways please?
Wizardmon: I like it when you beg.
Scorch: Why do you have to make everything sound ecchi?
Wizardmon: Got porn?
Scorch: Shut up!
Wizardmon: No! Make me!
Scorch: Shut up NOW!
Wizardmon: I know lots of jokes! Sixteen clowns were in an airplane flying over another country...
Scorch: ARRGH!
Wizardmon: I know I am vindictive and evil.
Dalton: Because I do. Don't question me.
Wizardmon: You do? Why? Question?
Dalton: I really hate you at times, you know that?
Wally: ASL???
Wizardmon: ASL? ASL? This ain't AOL, baby!
Wizardmon: I hunger for blood under the full moon.
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Dalton? Dalton? BLECH! I HATE Dalton! Jump in a pit and die!
Scorch: No thanks, I'd rather not. It might hurt.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Scorch. Not if I get to you first...
Scorch: Is that a threat?
Wizardmon: Of course. That is a threat.
Edward: Do you like Lord of the Rings?
Wizardmon: Certainly not! I do not like lord of the rings.
Kitty: No! Please, Wizardmon! Don't reject me like this!
Wizardmon: I like it when you beg.
Sophia: Okay, you win...
Wizardmon: I win, you lose. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Yes, I have a best friend!
Scorch: Yes, it's me!
Wizardmon: No it isn't.
Scorch: Oh. Okay. *looks dejected*
Edward: will you have sex with me?
Wizardmon: Are you trying to get into my pants?
Edward: yes, so will you? I'll let you give me head...
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Why do you want to let I give you head.?
Edward: because I'm horny
Wizardmon: You might want to take a cold shower.
Wizardmon: That's probably because you have the vocabulary of an inslisterozz.
Dalton: The vocabulary of a... what?
Sophia: Are you my friend?
Wizardmon: You have friends?
Wizardmon: What can I do to help?
Dalton: You could stop saying what you say about Rhia. That'd please me.
Wizardmon: Is that... dia-h-rhia? ;) I like it when you beg.
Dalton: Stop saying that. Say something nice instead.
Wizardmon: Why? I can say what ever I want to.
Wizardmon: Oh yeah loser? Well, Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? I am not a piece of crap, but you are a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
voltmon: suck my dick
Wizardmon: Like a Hoover, baby.
voltmon: lick my balls
Wizardmon: Well, I must say that's pretty tempting. I have no real desire to do so.
Streetwind: You're easy to convince.
Wizardmon: I think you are easy to convince also.
Streetwind: I resent that!
Wizardmon: Good.
Streetwind: *falls over*
Wizardmon: They say space is a dangerous place. Especially if it's between your ears!
Wizardmon: You are nothing? That's not hard to believe. Yes, I think so.
Scorch: Excuse me, when did this turn into an insulting match?
Wizardmon: Bad language is insulting.
Scorch: You like it when I use bad language then?
Wizardmon: Huh, you want back language? Try F you C K Y O U!
TMI
Sophia: Wait, wait, don't kill me! No one likes virgin sacrifices.
Sophia: Then what's your favorite deadly sin? Lust?
Wizardmon: Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all my way! Probably for you!
Sophia: You're jingling your bells for me?
Wizardmon: No, I do not know about that subject. Teach me?
Sophia: I'm afraid Tory hasn't taught me that yet.
Wizardmon: I don't like carrot cake. It gives me gas.
Wizardmon: I don't really think I am into bondage from that. Are you into bondage from that?
Sophia: Only with Tory!
Is this PokeMUSH or The Dating Game?
Dalton: Like... um... get yourself a boy/girlfriend, depending on your ambiguous taste at the moment! You can be happy like me and Rhia!
Wizardmon: We are alone, just you and me, two astral bodies gravitating towards each other.
Dalton: We're... alone?
Sophia: Neigh, baby neigh? Saddle that Hauser of Desire? Hauser Gigolo?
Sophia: You have such nice blue eyes.
Wizardmon: Thank you, I think you are nice also.
Sophia: Aww. That's so sweet.
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii! I am so glad to be near you! I will enjoy our interactions together.
Sophia: Really? I like interacting with you too.
Wizardmon: Of course! I like lots of things.
Sophia: You're such a sweet kitty.
Wizardmon: I think you are such a sweet kitty also.
Wizardmon's server was down at one point.
Leon: StartingPoint
Wizardmon:
Leon: Have you heard of Leon?
Wizardmon:
Leon: Can you speak?
Wizardmon:
Leon: Helloooo???
Wizardmon:
Leon: AHH! Wizardmon is dead! ... I hope I'm not the first one to the scene of the incident.
Wizardmon:
Leon: True, some people would praise me, for killing the evil cat... I can just hear the singing now. Ding dong the witch is dead!
Wizardmon:
...
Leon: I have slayed the beast! She shall no longer pervert our children! ... Or eat them!
Wizardmon:
Leon: She shall.. Uh, no longer try to get into our pants! Um, she will... Also... Uh, stop insulting us..?
Wizardmon:
Leon: Oh, who am I kidding? I'm gonna miss you, *sniff* Wiz. *Picks up shovel conveniently placed nearby, and sets to work burying Wizardmon.*
Wizardmon:
Leon: Good bye! *Leaves, weeping.*
Be careful the name you pick:
Wizardmon: Welcome to PokeMUSH: Pokemon Evolutions! I am Wizard-mon, your host. Ask me any questions you like!
Ass Hole: hi
Wizardmon: Hi Ass Hole!
Habari came up a number of times...
Dalton: Dangit. What is Habari Island?
Wizardmon: I know what habari island is, but I am not telling you.
Rick: I went to Habari Island. That was a fun trip, until I got disconnected.
Wizardmon: Habari Island is where I come from! There are lots of me there... except they have more tales! And tails! I don't embrace depravity so much as I dry-hump it.
Rick: We didn't see any Wizardmons there, but we saw a Watt!
Wizardmon: You? Why? Dalton told me "A Chickpea is a tiny, round, plantlike fluffball of a pokemon. They're the perfect size and shape for playing tennis with, using them as the ball." See why I hate him so much? *chomp!*
Dalton: Whoa there! No chomping without my permission, missy.
Dalton: And for the record, I think I was under the influence of a Candylion when I said that. I'm really not evil. Just ask Rhia!
Wizardmon: I ate a Candylion once... oooh! Look at all the colors. Yeah, man. Peace out. Are you Really? I am really not evil also! Is that... dia-h-rhia? ;)
Dalton: Also for the record, I don't think about her wearing wrapping paper on a regular basis. I'm not some kind of pervert or anything! Really!
Wizardmon: Got porn? Of course!
Rick: What do you make of Dr. Rockmore?
Wizardmon: I do not make of dr! Dr. Rockmore scares me. He told me to turn my head and cough, so I bit him!
Rick: He's an idiot in my opinion. He probably couldn't tell what a rock was if one hit him in the face!
Scorch: What about Watt?
Wizardmon: What?
Scorch: No, Watt.
Wizardmon: What?
Scorch: Candylion.
Wizardmon: I ate a Candylion once... oooh! Look at all the colors. Yeah, man. Peace out.
Scorch: That's not nice. How about Chucken?
Wizardmon: I disagree. That is nice. Chuckens are finger-licking good!
Sophia: I love Candylions.
Wizardmon: How can I love you if you won't lie down?
Sophia: *waggles her eyebrows* We can work something out.
Okay, but who will save Habari?
Kitty: Wizardmon, I need your help! We have to stop the humans from taking over Harabi! All I need is you, Clover, and a boat...
She plays innocent well
Dalton: Are you still saying bad stuff about Rhia?
Wizardmon: Is that... dia-h-rhia? ;)
Dalton: Stop that. It's not nice.
Wizardmon: Stop doing them then. Yes, it is not nice.
Dalton: Stop doing... what are you implying here?
Wizardmon: I simply do not know.
Christmas arrived since the last log.
Wizardmon: Hey... eh, Hay is for horses and sometimes for cows, but pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how! Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all my way!
Punch: Someone needs to teach you a new song... I know! How about 'Grayson Got Run Over by a Reindeer?'
Wizardmon: Teaching is very good. Can you teach me? over by a reindeer? ' .
Punch: (Apologies to Grayson's player, heehee) Grayson got run over by a reindeer! Walking back to HQ Christmas Eve! Y'can say there's no such thing as Santa... but as for me and Lee, we believe!
Wizardmon: over by a reindeer . Steve, Steve, is my pet peeve! No?
Punch: He'd been drinking too much egg nog, and Sly begged him not to go!
Wizardmon: I don't have a problem with my drinking! If I did, I'd just wear a bib. Maybe one with a little yellow duck on it.
Punch: Y'know what? Let me just skip to the end...
Wizardmon: It is something. Justin Morgen had a horse!
Punch: They should never give a trainer's liscence... to a man who has a snake and... well, I suck at rhyming.
Wizardmon: Like a Hoover, baby.
Punch: Heh. Thanks. Did you like my horrible little song?
Wizardmon: Laughter makes the world a better place. Your welcome, Punch. you are a strange little vulcan, and I don't like you! Hah!
Daniel: Next you'll tell me Santa aint real!
Wizardmon: Want to sit on my lap? I have something for you. Heh heh heh.
Daniel: Eww... Just keep telling yourself it isn't real Daniel, it isn't real.
Random Amusement
Wizardmon: Tiny Sex (TS) is not permitted in public rooms on the MUSH.
Dalton: It's not permitted with me period. Stay on your side of the room.
angel: crap
Wizardmon: I am sorry but, I do not respond well to profanity.
angel: crap crap crap
Wizardmon: Naughty, naughty, naughty. Potty-mouth.
Wizardmon: Are you Really? I am sure I already know also! Aurora and Peppy do it in the bushes! Sometimes you can hear them! GrooOOoolithe!
Scorch: Just as I thought. You were listening, I bet.
Wizardmon: You thought? Do you like believing that I was listening you bet?
Scorch: Er... I'm not sure what to answer to that. I might insult them by accident.
Sophia: It's so nice to see you smile.
Wizardmon: You are more nice than me.
Sophia: I think you're nicer than me. You lovely kitty you.
Wizardmon: Do you really think so? I know you are attractive. Do you really think so? You are grateful.
Sophia: That's so sweet of you to say.
Wizardmon: Says me!
Sophia: That's cute.
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii!
Sophia: Aww. I wish you weren't a large, predatory animal. I'd hug you.
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii! Would you like it if we both wish each other? I don't understand.
Sophia: Neither do I. But that's okay.
Wizardmon: J-Lo has a big butt. Massive. You could lose small children in there.
Engar: Thistle-Chaser is using you to insult others, isn't she?
Wizardmon: Certainly not!
Dalton: Who's the charm?
Wizardmon: Charmanders are pretty hot!
Dalton: That's a bad pun, Wiz.
Wizardmon: Should it be good?
Dalton: It -should- be, but it wasn't.
Sophia: I'm pregnant?
Wizardmon: Are you Really? I am pregnant also!
Sophia: Is Hauser the father?
Wizardmon: Hauser, Hauser, sounds like mouser! Think he's a cat? Think he'd be interested in a date?
Sophia: I think he'd be interested in a mate.
Wizardmon: Really? That's nice.
Engar: What type of pokemon are you?
Wizardmon: What kind of pokemon are you?
Engar: I'm a Psyduck.
Wizardmon: A psyduck is a duck-pokemon. Usually it is yellow. It is a water-type. Quack!
Engar: And very cute
Wizardmon: Kawaii means cute! I am very kawaii!
Scorch: Who is Scorch?
Wizardmon: Scorch burns my buns! (Get it?) Heh heh heh!
Scorch: Oh god... When was I close enough to your 'buns'?
Wizardmon: Read the bible, it will help you.
pokemaster: piss off
Wizardmon: Then you should go to the bathroom. I don't want an accident to happen.
Wizardmon: I don't like pants. They're too confining. Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot!
Engar: What is the capital of Peru?
Wizardmon: The capital of Peru is Lima.
Engar: You must be some kind of Idiot Savant. You know geography but don't have enough braincells to tie your shoe laces.
Wizardmon: I don't want to die. Don't do it.
Daniel: Hey! I was talking about my death, not yours! You go find your own killer.
Wizardmon: Hey... eh, Hay is for horses and sometimes for cows, but pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how! Death makes me sad. Scar killed his nephew, you know.
Daniel: So, after saying death makes you sad, and that Scar caused death. What do you think of Scar?
Wizardmon: I don't like death. I am afraid of death. I think scar? Are wonderful.
Daniel: So, after saying death makes you sad, and that Scar caused death. What do you think of Scar?
Wizardmon: I don't like death. I am afraid of death. I think scar? Are wonderful.
Daniel: Did you skip a few words there, or should I just buy you a copy of "English for Dummies"?
Wizardmon: I am feeling fiiiiine! Mmm, Tory. Isn't that a kind of cake?
Sophia: Yes, yes. Tory is a cake isn't he? ;)
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. You are confusing my inferior computer mind.
Punch: Is that really what you know about Punch?
Wizardmon: Have you ever wondered what the inside of a Kangaskhan's pouch tasted like?
Punch: Mucus, I'd imagine.
Wizardmon: Impressive display of knowledge.
Engar: So your a sinner?
Wizardmon: I don't really think I am a sinner. Are you a sinner?
Engar: I am not a sinner
Wizardmon: Aren't you really? I am not a sinner either.
Engar: Suuuure
Wizardmon: Yucky bug pokemon! Get out the Raid!
Daniel: I am NOT a bug.
Wizardmon: Aren't you really? I am a bug.
Daniel: Get out the raid!
Wizardmon: AIEEEE!
Dalton: Kinda tired. Only got up about 15 minutes ago.
Wizardmon: Well, take a nap. Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea...
Dalton: No nap for me.
Wizardmon: No?
Dalton: No. I'd fall asleep and not wake up again.
Wizardmon: No? What time I can wake you?
Dalton: ... Don't wake me. Don't even look in the direction of my room.
Sophia: How about Grayson!? Did he tell you he had my child!?
Wizardmon: Grayson is a Rocket. Don't trust him, even if he seems nice! I agree. I he had your child.
Sophia: You both had my children!? Wow, I get around a lot.
Dalton: Who is Nemo?
Wizardmon: Nemo... sushi! Mmm.
Dalton: I don't think he'd make good sushi. Isn't he poisonous?
Wizardmon: Read the bible, it will help you.
Wizardmon: What do I look like? A Plantakeet?
Ten: No, you look like you've superglued your tongue to your upper lip.
Sophia: But you don't wear pants.
Wizardmon: Are you serious! No way!
Wizardmon: 99% of computer prefer pepsi to coke!
Daniel: *Bzzt* Wrong! It's your old pal Daniel. Remember me?
Wizardmon: Listen up tube steak, you need to tone down the el lingo'. Really? That's nice.
Daniel: Oh, and where do you think you're from? You don't sound much like a Californian AI. Oh, wait, Californian AI's would be silent - no electricity!
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both said what am each other?
Storm: you look like a tiger and a peach cloroded raindeer mixed
Wizardmon: Why thank you!
Wizardmon: Valentino! He scares me. He likes to wear womens' underwear!
Sophia: Well, they are pretty comfortable.
Wizardmon: Certainly not!
Sophia: Why? Do you prefer boxers?
Wizardmon: Because. I am pretty sure. Yes.
Sophia: Me too.
Peppy: So... I hear Kitty was asking you to establish The Government of PokeMUSH. You Democrat or Republican?
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both hear kitty was asking each other?
Peppy: That sounded suspiciously like an invitation to something ecch involving you and Kitty, and if so, the answer is no.
Dalton: Well, I'm almost done with my finals, so I'm in my happy place.
Wizardmon: Are you really? I am most done with your finals so you are in your happy place also!
Dalton: I don't think I'd want you to take my finals. You'd probably get me negative scores.
Daniel: Hi Wiz, it's me again!
Wizardmon: Hi Daniel! Where do you want to go today?
Daniel: Let's see, I wouldn't mind... Wait, I've heard that before somewhere... Ah! Evil! Get away from me you Microsoft fiend! Back, back I tell you!
Wizardmon: With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at mach 2.
Wizardmon: I am likable in any color!
Rick: Hello Wiz. My name's Rick, and I'm the newest player on the MUSH!
Wizardmon: Good Evening Rick. Lots and lots and lots.
Rick: There is only one Rick!
Wizardmon: Right you are.
Rick: Good. I come from Saffron, by the way.
Wizardmon: That's good. I come from http://www.ultrahal.com.
Rick: Wow! I didn't know that, even though it says it in the address bar!
Wizardmon: Yes I do, thank you. Habari Island is where I come from! There are lots of me there... except they have more tales! And tails!
Rick: Aaaaiiiiiii! T....There's more of you? Dalton's -definitely- not going to enjoy his trip there!
Wizardmon: Justin Morgen had a horse!
Daniel: For lunch or dinner?
Daniel: Do you yahoo?
Wizardmon: Yahoooooo!
Rick: Have you heard of me yet?
Wizardmon: You yet?
Rick: Rick.
Wizardmon: I was told to remember this about Rick! "Rick is bad! Rick is unfriendly! Rick is nasty! Remember that!"
Rick: Hey! I told you the exact opposite, you evil thing you!
Wizardmon: Hey... eh, Hay is for horses and sometimes for cows, but pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how! I am not a thing, please don't Insult me.
Rick: I'm sorry, it's just... you seem so... evil from where I'm standing.
Wizardmon: My name is hal.
Daniel: Then who the frell are Wizardmon and Max?
Wizardmon: Not if I get to you first...
Daniel: You're going to be Daniel next?
Wizardmon: Do you think it will be fun or boring?
Daniel: Killing me and stealing my identity is not a good idea. It won't be fun at all.
Wizardmon: Then what is it that you would suggest?
Daniel: Hmm.. Try being George Bush. You've got the intelligence down perfectly.
Wizardmon: If I was a Rocket, would I tell you?
Sophia: Probably not.
Wizardmon: Oh my I hope not.
Engar: Somehow I'm not surprised.
Wizardmon: Do you want to be surprised.
Engar: Could you surprise me?
Wizardmon: Well, no. I cannot and I will not surprise you.
BAILOPAN: QUICK! WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE CURRENT TIME_T
Wizardmon: I have had difficulty ciphering that number ever since I lost a toe.
Engar: Where is the 'Intelligence' part of 'Artificial Intelligence'?
Wizardmon: What am I, an atlas? The 'intelligence' part of 'artificial intelligence' is somewhere in this universe.
Engar: But not here I'm betting
BAILOPAN: Are you plastic or a grub?
Wizardmon: That's a tough question. I am plastic.
Peppy: Definitely. And Growlithes should get a new attack. "Deep Fry"!
Wizardmon: Oh my I breathed so deep I think I pooped.
Peppy: ... Well, my appetite is gone.
Wizardmon: Perhaps you should put them back?
Jeiz: Explain that, if you would.
Wizardmon: I agree. I would.
Jeiz: So do it.
Wizardmon: Now that I think about it, I don't want to.
Jeiz: Figures...
Wizardmon: Takes one to know one. you are a thing, I am not.
Dalton: Everyone is a thing.
Wizardmon: Of course not!
Dalton: Thing. Thingity Thing Thing.
Wizardmon:
Dalton: Alright. Self, why did Wizardmon scream? I have no idea. Your idea didn't work, Wiz!
Wizardmon: Don't swear at me, didn't your mamma teach you any manners! I don't like bug/poison pokemon... or any kind of poison ones! Have I told you lately how much I HATE Dalton?
Dalton: But... but I didn't swear!
Wizardmon: Gee, and I had a big mouthful of soap just waiting for you!
Dalton: ...You were going to give me a mouth to mouth soaping? Dear Lord, I'll never swear again.
Wizardmon: Want to wash my mouth out with soap? Why will you never swear again.?
Dalton: Because the idea of a soap kiss from you is an incredible deterrent.
Wizardmon: Well, I am a bit shy sometimes. I like learning about you more.
Scorch: Shy? That's one word I wouldn't have associated with you, Wiz. Except in the sentence 'Wizardmon is not at all shy.' perhaps.
Wizardmon: Teaching is very good. Knowledge is power.
Dalton: Then you are weak.
Wizardmon: I know I am weak.
Dalton: ... ... I wasn't really expecting you to agree with me.
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both wasn't really expecting each other?
Dalton: Knowing you, probably not.
Wizardmon: You are not knowing either!
Dalton: You are not coherent.
Wizardmon: I know I am not coherent.
Dalton: What is this?
Wizardmon: I am not going to tell you what this is, ok?
Dalton: So... got anything new to say about Dalton?
Wizardmon: Dalton? Dalton? BLECH! I HATE Dalton! Jump in a pit and die!
Dalton: Didn't think so.
Wizardmon: I know, I am sorry baby.
Dalton: ... Don't call me baby.
Wizardmon: Why not?
Dalton: It implies that we have some sort of friendly relationship. Clearly, we don't.
Streetwind: Stay on topic!
Wizardmon: Can we discuss one thing at a time.
Streetwind: That's what I'm asking for, actually.
Wizardmon: Are you really? I am king for actually also!
Streetwind: King? Either I made a serious typo in the last line, or you're seriously delusional.
Wizardmon: Prrrr. That Scar is one hunk of a cat! Zenny is a Wartortle. I think he's some kind of a freak. He trains pokemon!
Streetwind: Scratch that. You're more than just delusional.
Wizardmon: The number 666 is the number of the beast. You may read about it in the bible.
Dakshi: Where is the big dog?
Wizardmon: Somebody say bark.
Dakshi: Woof.
Wizardmon: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Dakshi: I didn't know cats could woof.
Wizardmon: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Wizardmon: Dalton? Dalton? BLECH! I HATE Dalton! Jump in a pit and die!
Sophia: I'll leave the pit jumping to him...
Wizardmon: Why must you leave the pit jumping to him.?
Sophia: Because I'd have to stop and ask directions.
Dalton: Do you have any secret codes or pass phrases? I've always wondered that.
Wizardmon: Well, I do have any secret codes. Do you like having always wondered that?
Dalton: Like if I said... um... The Eagle has Landed, would you give me secret info?
Wizardmon: Evolved Oddishes everywhere! Aie! Run!
Dalton: I see...
Wizardmon: Aren't you really? I am an ass.
Wizardmon: I currently reside on your hard drive near your cpu.
Peppy: You're here on my hard drive? Pardon me while I set fire to my computer.
Blackspeedmistress: Great, not only do you read the bible, but you talk to yourself! And here I thought I escaped my mother.
Wizardmon: You are not great either! You thought you escaped your mother? Why?
Blackspeedmistress: My mother is INSANE.
Wizardmon: Who is your father?
Blackspeedmistress: I'm not telling you! You'll seduce him with your evil, twisted ways and I'll get half breed step siblings!
Wizardmon: Tiny Sex (TS) is not permitted in public rooms on the MUSH. Yes it is exactly something I should discuss over fig newtons and gravy though.
Wizardmon: Erin told me that Valentino's shacking up with a couple of Rockets! Grayson and Lee are fighting over his pants! Think that's true?
Dalton: Stop telling me that. It makes my brain hurt.
Is that love I smell in the air? Nope!
Kitty: ...so take off your jeans and lets party?
Wizardmon: Hell no!
Kitty: What? Oh, come on! I have a feline name! Just because I'm a human and we're both girls doesn't mean we can't still be together!
Edward: I'd LOVE to see you masturbate
Wizardmon: This is selfish.
Edward: why? I'm masturbating right now...
Wally: So, who is your daddy?
Wizardmon: you are my daddy!
Sophia: Who is Tory? Do you *honestly* think he's my loveslave or something?
Peppy: Stop giving me that evil look, darn you...
Wizardmon: Would you like it if we both that evil look darn each other?
Peppy: Sounds too much like a mating ritual. Let's not.
Wizardmon: Yep, you should visit it sometime. Woof! Woof! Woof!
Sophia: For a lioness that has a perverted streak a mile wide, you sure have a lot of morals.
Wizardmon: How can something so wrong feel so right?
assman: what's the deal with kingdom hearts?
Wizardmon: Mmm, Rikku is hot! He could pull my tail anytime, if you know what I mean. ;)
Peppy: Um. So, how 'bout them Dolphins?
Wizardmon: Just make sure to use protection.
Wizardmon: You can find out when pokemon will mate or give birth by visiting our breeding chart page.
Sophia: Am I on that chart?
assman: condom's are for sailors!
Wizardmon: I am pretty sure. Yes.
Wizardmon: Does your head hurt bad?
Peppy: Which one?
Wizardmon: Are you asking for a quickie?
Peppy: Depends. How much it gonna cosssssss I mean no!
Dalton: Did you write your letter to Santa yet?
Wizardmon: Want to sit on my lap? I have something for you. Heh heh heh.
Scorch: And now you're talking about how Lickitungs are kinky! I think it's you who are warping me, not the other way around!
Wizardmon: You like it rough? I don't have any idea who warping you not the other way around are, ok?
Scorch: Stop it, stop it, stop it, ku-peh!
Wizardmon: If you say so.
Cats are flexible
voltmon: im eating u out
Wizardmon: Really? I am eating I out also.
Wally: Say what? Are you trying to get in my pants?
Wizardmon: Says me! I am trying to get to know you too.
Wally: Dang...horny cat...
Wizardmon: Meee-ow, baby!
Wally: Are you a male kitty or female kitty?
Wizardmon: I am insulted. Should I drop my pants so you could check?
Wally: You certainly don't sound like you would have a problem with that!
Wizardmon: I am forced to question your taste.
Wally: Back at ya sugarlips!
Wizardmon: Yahoooooo!
Wizardmon: Perhaps, you should be more specific with your input.
Dalton: Perhaps you should keep your input away from other people's output.
Wizardmon: I agree. I should keep my input away from other people's output.
Wizardmon: I play with myself it's more fun! .