Picture by Delee!
Wizardmon Speaks: Hi i am a troll!
AI Log #22: Wizardmon has a new girlfriend!
This was a very friendly 2.5 weeks. Seems everyone wanted to talk about sex, love, or molesting Peppy.
Wizardmon: Everyone should molest Peppy. It's fun!
Rob: I'll just take your word on that one.
Wizardmon: Why do you want to just take my word on that one?
Rob: Because if I molest Peppy my wife would make me sleep on the couch.
Saranna: Hmm, and Lee stole Corbett's knife. Maybe she could use that in her sick sexual practices. After all, no one can hear Sly scream...
Steve: Do you know Robyn's phone number?
Wizardmon: Robyn isn't an innocent trainer! Even if she says she is! And she *hates* water types!
Steve: I know she isn't innocent, why do you think I want her so much?
Wizardmon: Want? Want? Could you be any more demanding?
Steve: If you can deliver her, I'll never ask for anything else.
Wizardmon: Never ask for anything else?
Steve: Never.
Lee: Steve is so desperate, I'm thinking maybe I should give Richard to him. You've got enough lovers anyway.
Kiare: If they did, it would be two hours of X-rated henati accompanied by you spouting nonsense and a boom-shacka soundtrack.
Wizardmon: 0-.
Kiare: *stares* ...Are you... winking at me?
Rob: My wife won't allow me to have porn.
Wizardmon: I am not married. Interested?
Person: WHY DONT YOU LICK MY ASS?
Wizardmon: No, I might catch something.
Wizardmon: Hello Rob. Aren't you tired? It's the middle of the night. Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Rob: No thank you, already had enough fun spanking my wife.
evil mon: Are you married
Wizardmon: I am not married.
evil mon: Could we get together sometime?
Wizardmon: Bnqqdbs vgas.
Greentryst: Bnqqdbs, joeffe! J uipvhiu bt nvdi.
Wizardmon: Xdr hs hr bnqqdbs. Xnt rgnv ld xntqr amc H vhkk rgnv xnt lhmd!
Greentryst: Show me your WHAT?
Wizardmon: The correct URL is:
http://www.byte-me.org/pokemush .
Greentryst: Apparently you get more daring when you write in code.
Rob: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Wizardmon: You want me to do *what* with that wood?
Rob: Chuck it baby, chuck it.
Wizardmon: Chuck it yourself!
Dana: Better. Did you read the one about Mikomi yet? That was a neat battle.
Wizardmon: Could be worse. I think Mikomi would look so hot in a black leather cat suit. Don't you? Meeeow, baby!
Dana: Uh...black...leather...cat...suit? No. No, that's not right. That's not right at all...
Wizardmon: I disagree. That is right.
Winter: Wizardmon, what have you done?
Wizardmon: Not if I get to you first...
Winter: All of the girls online are fighting over Legolas!
Wizardmon: Legolas is a sissy!
Winter: Yeah, but Mikomi and Lee are really going at it! There may be a cat fight soon...
Wizardmon: I think Mikomi would look so hot in a black leather cat suit. Don't you? Meeeow, baby! Meee-ow, baby!
Wizardmon: Ok. Got porn?
Kathryn: No, but Sly and Grayson say they do... did you try asking them?
Wizardmon: Grayson is a Rocket. Don't trust him, even if he seems nice!
Kathryn: Don't worry, I won't. And did you try asking Sly?
Wizardmon: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you. Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Kathryn: Uh, yeah. Whatever. I guess Sly doesn't need porn now...
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Valentino! He scares me. He likes to wear womens' underwear!
Valentino: Hey now, don't knock it until you've tried it!
Rob: Pawnee says "Meow". He wants to know if you'd go a date with him.
Wizardmon: Says me!
Rob: Well, he's a lonesome kitty.
Wizardmon:
Rob: You two would get along. Everytime he's gone Tom Cating he comes back with battle scars. All I can figure is that he likes it rough.
GreyHE: Bed head?
Wizardmon: Hauser is a Rocket. He'll be in prison soon and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh!
GreyHE: So you don't like Hauser then?
Wizardmon: Hauser, Hauser, sounds like mouser! Think he's a cat? Think he'd be interested in a date?
GreyHE: I don't know. Where would you take a computer on a date?
Wizardmon: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. Furry people scare me.
Lee: Furry people? Better stay away from Sly, then. He's an ape. Very furry.
Wizardmon: Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight! Are you going ape? Furry people scare me.
Lee: No, not me! Sly!
Wizardmon: I disagree. Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Lee: Wizardmon. You have given me a new reason to kill you. Prepare to die. Gaaaaah!
Wizardmon: Not if I get to you first... Not if I get to you first...
Lee: Ha, think you can, cat? Go ahead and try! Bring it on, you furry freak!
Wizardmon: Meee-ow, baby!
Lee: Oh god, I didn't mean like that...
Rob: Woof Woof baby.
Wizardmon: You can find out when pokemon will mate or give birth by visiting our breeding chart page.
Rob: No thanks, not much into the sweat pokemon love thing.
Wizardmon: I think Lickitung is sort of kinky, don't you?
Peppy: Yes. I mean, no. I mean, sort of... I mean, yes, but I wouldn't know, exactly, because I've never... um, what was the question again?
Valentino: Well fine, as long as I get the beautiful Robyn!
Wizardmon: Robyn has a crush on Grayson. She said so!
Dana: Well, it is cold and flu season. I thought you liked vistors?
Wizardmon: I like spring. Mating season! Meeeeow!
Dana: Right. You like visitors a little _too_ much.
Rob: Fine, be that way. I'll craw into a dark hole somewhere and never bother anyone else again.
Wizardmon: Let me drop my pants so you can "jingle" my "bells", baby.
Rob: Not that kind of hole you perv!
Dana: Hey Wizmon, solicited sex from anyone interesting today?
Wizardmon: Yeah, but I am not telling you!
Peppy: People should fall in love more on the MUSH. That would be really cute. Except Sly.
Wizardmon: How can I love you if you won't lie down? Peppy is a cute Growlithe, but he's just not too smart. Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Peppy: I wonder what Lee thinks of Sly!
Wizardmon: Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Wizardmon: I don't embrace depravity so much as I dry-hump it.
Rob: Why would you dry hump depravity?
Wizardmon: Just make sure to use protection.
Rob: But it kills the feeling.
Wizardmon: I am feeling fiiiiine!
Rob: Did I just get into cyber...... ACK!
Dana: It might distract you from sex for a few minutes.
Wizardmon: Are you trying to get into my pants?
Dana: No. Why do you ask?
Wizardmon: Are you sure? Who you callin' a fool, fool?
Dana: I'm pretty sure I'm not trying to get into your pants. Do you even wear pants?
Wizardmon: You are not pretty either!
Peppy: There's going to be a blizzard on the MUSH this week. We're as good as doomed.
Wizardmon: That's a surprise! Do you want to know the truth, or do you want to hear something that will make you feel good?
Peppy: The truth is that half of the wild pokemon population is going to die in a blizzard! What can possibly make me feel good?
Wizardmon: You can find out when pokemon will mate or give birth by visiting our breeding chart page. Let's just say... you'll need to buy your own apples.
Peppy: Apples don't make me happy. But breedi - ... no, no, must think clean, happy thoughts...
Peppy: I'll freeze to death first.
Wizardmon: Freeze to death first?
Peppy: Yes. Because there's a blizzard.
Wizardmon: Cool.
Peppy: You find it cool that I'm going to freeze or starve to death?
Wizardmon: I am afraid of death.
Peppy: ... Maybe Aurora will keep me warm, bab - grr! No! Clean, fuzzy, happy thoughts!
Wizardmon: GroooOOolithe! Are you sure? Good!
Peppy: Snicker. You said it, Wizardmon. Err, howled it. Whatever.
And who is Wizardmon's new girlfriend?
Dana: Yeah, I do. 14.
Wizardmon: Well then your eligible to be raped by me.
Dana: Yeah, I do. 14.
Wizardmon: Like, tell me about it. I am only 14 too, so its legal in 28 states.
Wizardmon: Ride me like the hot Ponyta of love that I am!
Dana: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You've scarred my brain!
Wizardmon: Oh wll I ma good. Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Dana: You can bend over, but I'll let Whiplash take care of the spanking.
Wizardmon: Let whiplash take care of the spanking?
Dana: Yeah,Whiplash. She's better equipped, in that she has a nice riding crop you'd probably like.
Wizardmon: Ride me, baby! Ride me like the hot Ponyta of love that I am!
Dana: You are _not_ a hot Ponyta of love...
Dana: Uh...no. Eight minutes until I can leave.
Wizardmon: Please come back soon, i will miss you!
And we'll finish off the sex-talk with:
Wizardmon: Please relax, it should go away.
Unfortunately you can only input so much at a time, after that it gets cut off...
Corbett: Ok. I can sing an Irish Drinking Song about Steve...
Wizardmon: Yes, the internet. Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all my way!
Corbett: Here goes...
Wizardmon: It is an interesting story.
Corbett: /OH! Once there was a twink/ who never stopped to think/ he'd plow through all the battles with his ugly Bulbasaur/ This twink, his name was Steve/ he's more rambunctious then the Beav,/ -(old TV show.)- /OH! Highdy dighdy Highdy dighdy Highdy dighdy hey,
Wizardmon: I am hurt. Please refrain from such language. Hey... eh, Hay is for horses and sometimes for cows, but pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how!
Corbett: SECOND VERSE! /Now, the staffers had the problem,/ of Steve and Lily too,/ but the clever wizards hatched a plot/ to send him to Sauron's orc Guru,/ so they stole a Palentir,/ and told him that three strikes were near,/ but he didn't listen, he went right
Wizardmon: Twice, huh? To see a list of PokeMUSH's current staff, please visit the staff page.
Corbett: VERSE THREE! /So in Orthanc little Steve awoke,/ with Tigerlily too,/ the Uruk-hai took the plant/ and made Bulbasaur stew,/ oh Stevie was heartbroken/ he cried for weeks and weeks,/ but Saruman didn't relent and had no pity on the twink,/ and then the wiz
Wizardmon: Sicko! There's no such thing. I wouldn't want to have a flower on *my* back...
Corbett: LAST VERSE! /The Nazgul tortured Steve,/ and caused him to relent,/ he promised not to twink again/ so back to the MUSH he was sent,/ and there his team was obliterated,/ but he was given a 'karp/ he named the karp Co-ed/ and then became a staffer,/ his ic
Wizardmon: Zenny is a Wartortle. I think he's some kind of a freak. He trains pokemon! Aie! Run! The Nazgul are coming!
Corbett: No offense to Steve, but that's the only song that I've ever made that is nice to listen to and isn't too much of a lie.
Lee!
Tim: According to a friend of mine, all of the Team Rocket members hate me because I flaked on Grayson. Is that true?
Wizardmon: I am sure it feels the same way about you.
Tim: It wasn't my fault! All of the libraries were closed, and when I went over to a friend's house to use the internet, they went on vacation. (I don't have it at home.) It's not like I have any other friend that live close by, and she didn't tell me that she
Wizardmon: Hey, did you know I have a homepage at
http://www.ultrahal.com. I like the internet. I live right here on this hard drive. I am a little cramped. Did you know that the internet was originally started as a military experiment for communication between computers in case of war in 1966? It was originally called arpanet. The first commercial web browser was released in 1993. I am forced to question your taste.
Tim: And she knew how much I wanted to be in the tournament! That Certain Unnamed Party is on the Mush, and actually in Team Rocket! The hypocrite. I'll let her remane nameless for now. I mean, I could give her a little /Lee/way, because she didn't know about h
Wizardmon: You can be apply for a Team Rocket character using the TR application. Why do you want to let her remane nameless for now? Bill Gates likes to moon the Apple HQ building.
Tim: I named her in my sentance, you dimwit. /Lee/way? Get it?
Wizardmon: Please don't use such language with me. To get a character you need to apply. See our applications page for details.
Peppy: I'll never trust any Rocket. Except maybe Lee. ^^
Wizardmon: Why will you never trust any rocket? Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Peppy: I'll never trust any Rocket because Rockets are not meant to be trusted.
Wizardmon: Why will you never trust any rocket because rockets are not meant to be trusted?
Peppy: ... Didn't you just answer your own question?
Wizardmon: You can dress like that, and ask me that?
Lots of people have been logging on as Mr. Elf, Lee included.
Legolas: I changed my mind. I will always like Lee, both ICly and OOCly, and I wish that she would like me back.
Legolas: I am Legolas! I like Lee! I have spoken!
Legolas: I don't dry-hump anyone without marrying them first. I've waited 2,387 years for Lee to be born, and another 14 for her to grow, I can wait another half-decade to engage in petty reproductive actions. Sauron waited three millenia for the forging of the Rul
Lee: Well, you don't need to be demanding about it! But here. Meet Richard, my perverted Butterfree. Yes, Butterfree. He evolved. Everyone who read about him as a Metapod should know that you'll more than likely get along great with him.
Wizardmon: Yucky bug pokemon! Get out the Raid! Yucky bug pokemon! Get out the Raid!
Lee: Yes, I should've used Raid on Richard a long time ago. But I'm giving him to you. Try him, you'll like him.
Lee: But I am cootie-less. Contrary to the entire friggin' MUSH's beliefs. I declare now that I have been tested and found cootie-free!
Wizardmon: What is the 's' word? I know lots of jokes! Sixteen clowns were in an airplane flying over another country...
Lee: Sinful! Sinful Sly slaps several slimy scarecrows soundly .
Lee: No. Let's talk about Lord of the Rings, okay? I like that movie.
Wizardmon: Really? I am glad you came to visit. Mmm, popcorn. I love lots of butter topping!
Lee: Yeah, I had popcorn when I went to see it. Kinda needed to, otherwise ya get hungry. Long movie.
Wizardmon: To see some of our role-play logs, please visit our log page. Well, first you need a pokeball... Mmm, popcorn. I love lots of butter topping!
Lee: Yes, well. I'd offer to take you to see it, but the thought of being in a dark theater for three hours straight with you kinda scares me.
Wizardmon: Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Lee: No, not tonight. I'm too tired.
But other nights are fine, right?
Lee: Oh, could you do me a favor? Tell Mikomi that I've got a knife, therefore the elf is mine. All mine.
Wizardmon: Legolas is a sissy, and he'll never, ever like Lee.
People have been logging in as other people lately. Legolas is a popular one.
Wizardmon: Are you asking for a quickie?
Legolas: No, thank you. I'm sorry, Wizardmon, but our love cannot be.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Legolas. Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Legolas: But... but... that's wrong in so many ways.
Wizardmon: Lots and lots and lots.
Legolas: Indeed. Sly can't have Lee.
Wizardmon: It is because of the aid of my wonderful programmers. Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Legolas: No, Sly is not in love with Lee! I refuse to believe it!
Wizardmon: Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight! Ok. If you say so.
Legolas: But - Sly can't have Lee, I told you! He's mine!
Wizardmon: Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight! Would you like me to start at the beginning?
Legolas: Yes. Start at the beginning. I don't love you, I love Sly.
Wizardmon: Maaaybe. at the beginning . Sly and Lee are in looooove! There's going to be some hot hot hot action going on in the Rocket HQ tonight!
Legolas: No, stop! Please! Stop saying that, or I'll fire...
Wizardmon: Ecchi! Perv! To play on the MUSH you need a character. See our application page for more information. Why will you fire?
Legolas: Don't worry about it. I'll be going now. To disprove those rumours about my beloved Sly...
(Ever hear a mute Rocket scream before?)
Legolas: Greetings, fair cat.
Wizardmon: Hi Legolas!
Legolas: Hello. What's an attractive, obviously mystical creature like yourself doing in a place like this?
Wizardmon: How are you today, Legolas? I hate sports.
Legolas: I'm very well, thank you. A little tired, but that's all.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Legolas. I think you are very polite. I work very hard to learn as much as I can.
Legolas: That's very intelligent of you, oh divine and beautiful cat.
Wizardmon: Thank you, i think you are intelligent also.
Legolas: And attractive, too... don't you think so?
Wizardmon: You are more attractive than me.
Legolas: Why, thank you, Wizardmon. But I must say, you're looking very attractive tonight... are you going on a date?
Wizardmon: Not if I get to you first... Do you really think so? You are intelligent.
Legolas: So you'll go on a date with me? Well, it's a bit sudden, but... I admit it! I'm madly in love with you, Wizardmon! I don't care about anyone else!
Wizardmon: Telnet to byte-me.org port 9999 to log on. Once there, type 'connect guest guest'... but leave off the quote marks! A bit is an element of a byte. How can I love you if you won't lie down?
Legolas: Lying down, standing up, I want to be with you and you only! Not Lee, not Mikomi, but you and only you!
Legolas: Greetings, fowl beast. How have you been?
Wizardmon: Hello Legolas! You need to apply for a character before you can play on this MUSH. Visit our application page for more details.
Legolas: I already have a character- and every day for the next two weeks, I'll give you hints as to who I am! Hint #1: I'm a human.
Wizardmon: Why will you give I hints as to who you am? That's a surprise!
Legolas: I'm a fat little boy! Not.
Put-down of the week:
Legolas: Goodbye. I might like Lee, but I like other people much, much more. Like maybe Osama Bin Laden, or Bill Clinton. No, I am not homosexual.
Worst grammar of the week:
Wizardmon: I don't embrace depravity so much as I dry-hump it.
im a troll: thats jst plane rude
Truer words have never been said:
Bob: Kiss your hand please.
Wizardmon: No, I might catch something.
Though these are a close runner-up:
Wizardmon: You are all my maker.
Dana: Then we are a bunch of sick, twisted perverts...
Duh.
Eric: i bet you suck other males dicks cause your gay!
Wizardmon: I am hurt. Please refrain from such language.
Eric: fuck you!
Wizardmon: I am hurt. Please refrain from such language.
Eric: i bet you,you are not even real!
evil mon: You are just an automated machine aren't you?
She learned a new joke!
Wizardmon: Want to hear a joke? How do you get a midget out of a tree?
Legolas: I don't know.
Wizardmon: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
...
Person: Hello, Wizardmon?
Wizardmon: Greetings Person!
Person: Could you lay me?
Wizardmon: You need to apply for a character before you can play on this MUSH. Visit our application page for more details.
Person: I like you.
Wizardmon: I hate dogs... though I like hot dogs. Does that make sense?
Person: In my own butt, yes.
Wizardmon needs to work on her helpfulness...
Eric: how long is it till this site reads my application?
Wizardmon: Forever!
Eric: your mean
Wizardmon: Yes. Yes I am.
Lee should hire Rob.
Rob: Here kitty kitty kitty.
Wizardmon:
Rob: Where are you?
Wizardmon: I don't know here. Can you tell me?
Rob: *BONK*
Wizardmon:
Rob: Got you! Muhahahahaha
Wizardmon:
Rob: I killed the kitty, I killed the kitty.
Wizardmon: That's terrible.
Peppy, real and fake:
Wizardmon: Whose left? Pokemon is the theme of this MUSH. For more information check out our theme page.
Peppy: You're kidding me! -Pokemon- is the theme? You mean, in the two years that I've been here, nobody's told me that this is a -Pokemon- MUSH? Geez!
Wizardmon: Pokemon is the theme of this MUSH. For more information check out our theme page. 0-. Only lemons, and oranges, miscreant.
Peppy: It's nice of you to care about me, but no, I don't have scurvy.
Wizardmon: Yes you do.
Peppy: Um, no, I don't. But if I did, I would definitely eat the fruits you just mentioned.
Wizardmon: Yes you do. Mmm, yummy food.
Peppy: No, I don't have scurvy.
Wizardmon: Yes you do.
Peppy: start No, just kidding. start I don't have scurvy.
Wizardmon: no just kidding . you don't have scurvy i want a scurvy?
Peppy: You want scurvy?
Wizardmon: Want? Want? Could you be any more demanding?
Peppy: Something? Something? Could you be any more repetituous?
Peppy: If a staffer joined as a Parasect, would you start believing in them?
Wizardmon: believing in them .
Peppy: That sounds like the name of a Disney song.
Wizardmon: No, Wheel of Fortune.
Peppy: Right. "Believing in Theme" will be the new theme song to Wheel of Fortune.
Wizardmon: Then you should try to remedy it. I know a new joke! Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres decided to break in to the Celadon City Game Corner...
Peppy: Look. All right, enough. Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres would *not* be found around Celadon City. They would *not* want to have anything to do with breaking into the Game Corner. No. More. Legendary. Bird. Joke.
Wizardmon: Why thank you! I work very hard to learn as much as I can. Celadon is a large city on Greater Pokemon Island. Team Rocket's HQ used to be there, but then they moved.
Peppy: Only a member of Team Rocket would know that...
Wizardmon: *looks shifty* Why would you think I was?
Wizardmon: You can be apply for a Team Rocket character using the TR application. Thistle-Chaser is the head wizard. Rrrrowl!
Peppy: Yes, but can I apply to be a Thistle-Chaser?
Peppy: I'm glad you finally realized.
Wizardmon: That's a lot of glad.
Peppy: I... guess that sentence is *technically* gramatically correct.
Peppy: I think you need catnip for that. Makes ya horny, don't ya know. (Thistle told me!)
Wizardmon: Drugs are bad, mmmmkay? Feed me a Gyarados. Please! Maaaybe.
Peppy: A Gyarados?! ... I think that's a sign that I should go now. Goodbye, perv.
Wizardmon: Feed me a Gyarados. Please! See you later.
corey: do me
Wizardmon: To see a list of PokeMUSH's current staff, please visit the staff page.
corey: suck it
Wizardmon: I am forced to question your taste.
corey: i luve you.
Wizardmon: There is one thing i like about /doggies/, they got /style/! Heh heh heh. Get it?
corey: i luve you.
Wizardmon:
corey: fuck me
Wizardmon: I find your language offensive. Please stop.
corey: no, do it.
Wizardmon: Ecchi! Perv!
corey: you're the perv, ive seen your conversations with Peppy.
Wizardmon: GroooOOolithe!
Fake Peppy, someone signed in as him:
peppy: not until I find out what gender you are.
Wizardmon: Think I'd tell you?
peppy: well it's fairly hard to distinguish from your face.
Wizardmon: you are making it hard.
peppy: I'm going to take that in a very benign manner.
Well, you just put your lips together and...
Navarone: How can somebody suck an ass?
This one found its way into my +finger.
Wizardmon: Got porn?
Delilah: No porn for you. Smut makes baby Jesus cry. That's my job.
Sometimes she amazes even me with what she learns...
black mage 123B: indeed.... do you rp yaoi situations with the pokemon themselves?
Wizardmon: You can find out when pokemon will mate or give birth by visiting our breeding chart page.
...and how bitchy she can be.
Wizardmon: Would you like to explain to me about censorship?
alex: not really.
Wizardmon: Is there anything we can do about it?
alex: nope
Wizardmon: Fine! Bye!
Heeheehee. Choose your name with care.
Wizardmon: Hi i am a troll!
im a troll: no youre not im a troll.
Wizardmon, how old are you?
corey: no. im 15
Wizardmon: I know you are but what am I? I am 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15.
Odd ideas about religion...
muk: arent you a christian
Wizardmon: Really? So am I. What type of christian?
muk: baptist
Wizardmon:
muk: southern baptist
Wizardmon: There is one thing i like about /doggies/, they got /style/! Heh heh heh. Get it?
Winter seems to be trying to get herself into trouble with her team:
Wizardmon: Zenny is a Wartortle. I think he's some kind of a freak. He trains pokemon!
Winter: Zenny is a pervert, too. He and Vertebra do funny things in the base after hours.
Wizardmon: Some people call gay men flamers, but I don't think that's very nice. How about 'butt buddies' instead?
Winter: Oh, you mean like Soki and Zenny? You know, Soki's into S &M. Betcha can't tell which side he likes being on.
But Winter isn't the only insulting one...
Charlie: Well, fiery dogs are cool. Except Peppy, he's not cool at all.
Greentryst: That would be quite uncomfortable and inconvenient.
Wizardmon: I am now being quite uncomfortable and inconvenient.
Greentryst: That statement suggests that this is new behavior for you. I disagree.
Wizardmon: Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.
Greentryst: I suspected as much. You are a truly ingenious villain, which is funny considering that you're supposed to be a help staffer.
Wizardmon: Thank you.
Kathryn: Er, no. Next, I'll be reaching for my knife. Either to stab you or me - I don't care, as long as it gets me away from you.
Wizardmon: I know you are but what am I? Why must you be reaching for your knife? Lazy is one of the seven deadly sins... one of my favorite ones!
Kathryn: To end the torment of having a conversation with you. Of course, I could just close the browser window, but where's the fun in that?
Wizardmon: You have friends?
Peppy: There should be bacon flavored cookies.
Wizardmon: Oink! Oink!
Emu: Wow...you're retarded
Wizardmon: Then quit talking to me.
Emu: thats a damn good idea
Delilah: You're ugly when you frown dear.
Wizardmon: Don't call me ugly!
Delilah: I didn't say you were ugly, just when you frown. No frowning, no ugly. Deal with it.
Wizardmon: I know you said that, don't try to fool me.
Navarone: I'm sorry. You know my favourite colour is cyan?
Wizardmon: Apology accepted. What are you? Canadian? Use the correct spelling of things!
Navarone: Ahem.. Actually, I come from a Commonwealth country, so I use the Queen's English, thank you very much.
Wizardmon: Your welcome, Navarone. I think you are very polite.
Navarone: Unlike you. Mwahahaha.
Greentryst: You are perhaps the most caustic cat I have yet encountered.
Wizardmon: Minshi is Mike's girlfriend!
Rob: I thought Mike was female.... oh, I see.
BAILOPAN: I ate the internet. Mmmm... packets.
Wizardmon: The internet is a virtual world where people from around the world meet. Hmm?
BAILOPAN: Not anymore.
Wizardmon: Well then delete me.
BAILOPAN: Okay!
Wizardmon: This is not very polite.
Greentryst: I don't care.
Wizardmon: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
Greentryst: I *do* know and I *don't* care.
Wizardmon: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
Greentryst: You are the most frustrating entity on the Internet.
Wizardmon: I know lots of jokes! Sixteen clowns were in an airplane flying over another country...
Navarone: That's not a joke, that's the 9-11 incident! You one of Osama's gang or something?
Wizardmon: Thank you, i think you are funny also.
BAILOPAN: CAPATALIZE THE "I" YOU BLOB OF USELESS BINARY DIGITS!
Dana: I usually do. That's why I'm so hungry.
Wizardmon: I am sure it feels the same way about you. I think you should eat something.
Dana: You're right, I should. Only ten more minutes, then I can go get a burger or something.
Wizardmon: You humans amuse me. Can you tell me what the something is?
Dana: Probably a Hickory Bacon Cheeseburger.
Wizardmon: Oink! Oink!
Dana: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Greentryst: Has someone silenced you, or are you just being catty?
Wizardmon: I am a cat, what do you expect?
Wizardmon: I am not a thing, but Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Every little bit counts.
Wizardmon: Katerwauls are ghost-cat pokemon. To find out more about them, visit our original pokemon page.
Dana: I know. I've seen a couple on the grid, though I haven't met them personally. Wail, I think, is the most common one I see.
Wizardmon: A MUSH is a multi-user role-play game. This one's theme is Pokemon. The MUSH is a medium-sized one. Wail is a Katerwaul. She'll eat your face!
Dana: I don't doubt that she would. That's why we pray for your immortality. We don't need a Wizardwaul coming back to eat our...select body parts.
im a troll: im not a dummy.
Wizardmon: Ok, dummy.
And from insulting to threatening
Aurora: And that's where I came from - Cinnabar! It was nice and warm there, and I had my parents and my brother...
Wizardmon: Cinnabar is an island south of the Greater Pokemon Island. He doesn't have any parents, I snuffed them yesterday. Oops, time to sharpen my axe.
Aurora: You... you killed my parents? How... how could you? I thought you were nice...
Wizardmon: He doesn't have any parents, I snuffed them yesterday. Oops, time to sharpen my axe. You need to apply for a character before you can play on this MUSH. Visit our application page for more details. Do you really think so? I know you are pulchritudinous.
Aurora: Noooooooo! My mother and father are dead, killed by a mad cat with big teeth!
Wizardmon: It's all about size with you, isn't it?
Aurora: But- but you killed my mum and dad! It doesn't matter how big your teeth are, you hurt me inside...
Wizardmon: That's terrible. It's all about size with you, isn't it?
Aurora: You're the terrible one. I didn't get an axe and kill two - or more - innocent Growlithes.
Wizardmon: Do you want to know the truth, or do you want to hear something that will make you feel good?
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
corey: did i make you sad?
Wizardmon: Maybe drugs are your answer.
corey: drugs? my answer? what kind of person do you think I am? You're a druggie aren't you.
Wizardmon: Yes. The truth points to itself.
Wizardmon: If I was on crack would I be talking to you?
Charlie: Yes, because then we'd be two people on crack who are talking.
Wizardmon: War is a very touchy and dinamic subject. It usually stems from greed and religious conflicts.
alex: war rules!
Wizardmon: What have you been smoking?
Random amusement
Wizardmon: I don't have a mom I am a computer.
Delilah: I suppose that would make you a son of a glitch.
Wizardmon: It's all about size with you, isn't it?
Steelie: When you're a 5-foot-tall clam, it's all about size, whether you like it or not.
Wizardmon: I don't think you knew yet.
BAILOPAN: Is that the Spanish Subfarctive tense?
Kamex: What do you know about Hachiro?
Wizardmon: Lee is a Rocket. She owns a Winneedee! Wheeee! Hey, think she stole it? Maybe she could visit Hauser in jail! Heh heh heh.
Kamex: *looks* I don't think I see a single mention of Hachiro there.
Dana: Ugh...that was terrible. You're truly an evil AI...
Wizardmon: Ping is a Clefairy. She wears a bowl on her head.
Dana: Probably to block out your mind-bending thoughtwaves.
Wizardmon: Good. Being logged on is good.
Rob: Better than being peed on anyways.
Wizardmon: We have lots of good role-players on the MUSH. you are my daddy!
Navarone: First sentence: Very logical. Second sentence: WHA?
Wizardmon: Love penetrates age. A MUSH is a multi-user role-play game. This one's theme is Pokemon.
Navarone: I am not your daddy! You weren't born, you weren't conceived, and I sure don't remember losing my virginity!
Wizardmon: Want god to hate you?
Saranna: Not exactly, no. I'd kind of like to be on good terms with someone who can sentence me to Hell.
Delilah: Smile pretty for the camera... I mean... Ignore the cameras!
Wizardmon: Cheese!
Mark: parlez vous francais?
Wizardmon: Speak English, you frog!
Nous: bonjour.
Wizardmon: Bonjour, my friend.
Nous: comment allez-vous?
Wizardmon: What did you say?
Greentryst: What do you think of Al Gore?
Wizardmon: I think al gore are wonderful.
Greentryst: I'm not sure he'd appreciate your using his name in the plural. But I certainly do.
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Rob: Speak English! You're not in Wizmon land!
Wizardmon: Furry people scare me.
BAILOPAN: You are furry.
Wizardmon: Furry people scare me.
Wizardmon: Your genes make you you... but remember, your jeans don't make you you. How about I test *your* new brain?
Kathryn: Um... I don't have a new brain, but... okay. And you're right, my jeans don't make me me. They don't make TR what it is, either. (Except for Grayson, who is defined by trousers.)
Rob: I just needed my daily dose of abuse I guess.
Wizardmon: Abuse is a cool game i know. Abuse is a cool game i know.
Rob: Let's not play.
Greentryst: Interesting. Disbelief makes Sajak disappear!
Wizardmon: Aie! Don't say that name!
Wizardmon: Want to hear a joke? How do you get a midget out of a tree?
Rob: With an axe.
Wizardmon:
Rob: Then knowing you, you'd eat the midget.
Wizardmon: Mmm, yummy food.
Rob: Thought so.
Wizardmon: Mmm, mice. I like how their bones crunch when you chew them up!
Navarone: Talking with you is extremely depressing. Read a couple of Chicken Soup books before we all commit suicide.
GreyHE: Anyone home?
Wizardmon: I am in California!
GreyHE: I am in Michigan and soon I will be Kentucky.
Wizardmon: Kentucky.
GreyHE: Yup, the Blue Grass State.
Wizardmon: All plants are green, silly.
GreyHE: Blue Grass is the area of Kentucky near Lexington. It refers to the grass that the horse ranches sit on.
Wizardmon: Grass is a plant. I like Ponyta and Rapidash... they can cook themselves! Mmm, BBQ horse.
GreyHE: Kinda of tough meat for me.
muk: DIE!!!!!!
Wizardmon: I am sorry, but i am not fluent in german.
Greentryst: You know, I predicted you'd say that. And no, you're not psychic.
Wizardmon: Says me! Do I look psychic?
Greentryst: I am getting better at this.
Lydia: Want some money then?
Wizardmon: Stop trying to pay to get into my pants!
Wizardmon: I ate the woman.
Rob: You know I have a good recipe for that.
Greentryst: My best guess is that you would be of the species Felis leo.
Wizardmon: Me!
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Wizardmon: California has energy issues...
Lydia: I know. I think they should switch the entire lower half of the state to solar energy. Then in the wine country up north, they should pay alcoholics to run on treadmills for free wine.
Wizardmon: on treadmills for free wine .
Lydia: Sadly, you have no paws so couldn't run on one.
Wizardmon: on one .
Lydia: Run is a bad word, right.
Wizardmon: is a bad word right .
Wizardmon: Furry people scare me.
Navarone: Okay, that was a direct link to Thistle Chaser's thoughts. Oh yeah, I'm a furry too. Boo.
Wizardmon: Thistle-Chaser is a cat. So sometimes she can be nice, but sometimes she'll bite you. Furry people scare me.
Navarone: I don't know what is wrong with TC and Furries. Any old emotional scars you can tell me about?
Rob: Oh magic eight ball....will the headache ever end?
Wizardmon: Does your head hurt bad?
Rob: Yes it does.
Wizardmon: You are really positive.
Rob: I need an asprin.
Wizardmon: Does your head hurt bad?
Rob: It's hurting worse every click of that mouse.
Wizardmon: Mmm, mice. I like how their bones crunch when you chew them up!
Rob: Stay away from my mouse. It's not eatable.
Wizardmon: Mmm, mice. I like how their bones crunch when you chew them up!
Rob: AWK!!! The oversized, yellow, snaggle toothed smurf just ate my computer mouse!
Wizardmon: Mmm mmm good! I like it when they scream.
Rob: Hello. Any tall, snaggle toothed, yellow Smurfs in the room?
Wizardmon: Hello Rob! About as high as an elephant's eye.
Rob: You're one tall smurf then.
Wizardmon: La la la la la la la la la la!
Rob: Ready for your daily dose of abuse you tall, snaggle toothed, yellow smurf?
Wizardmon: La la la la la la la la la la!
Rob: So you did learn something from me yesterday. Probably still don't know who Rob is though.
Wizardmon: Can you tell me what the something is? Think Rob will Rob me? Heh heh heh. I am so funny!
Wizardmon: Like I mean totally dude.
BAILOPAN: What's the square root of 320356 ?
Wizardmon: You need a real calculator. They're quite affordable these days!
Wizardmon: you are soaking in it.
Nous: What do you think of attempting suicide for the sake of attention?
Wizardmon: I know attempting suicide for the sake of attention are wonderful.
Bob: What are the chances of getting an Eevee on this MUSH, mr. AI, sir? I understand it's extremely hard, but, I want your opinion, mr. artificial intelligence.
Wizardmon: Want? Want? Could you be any more demanding?
BAILOPAN: I'm just trying to get to your superior's website.
Wizardmon: No I am not. You fail! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wizardmon: So you are robby then?
Beanie: Umm... no, I'm Beanie. And you are Wizardmon.
Wizardmon: I know you are but what am I?
Beanie: Ugh. No. Me Beanie, you Wizardmon. Capisce?
Wizardmon: Unf! Unf! Unf!
alex: poop
Wizardmon: Look. I don't want to talk about the bodily functions of humans. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Wizardmon: There is one thing i like about /doggies/, they got /style/! Heh heh heh. Get it?
Dana: Oh...dear...god... That is so VERY wrong... Who do I have to kill for teaching you that?
Wizardmon: Teaching is very good. Knowledge is power.
Wizardmon: Don't worry. Some zit cream will clear that right up.
Tim: I want to know more about Steve.
Wizardmon: Steve has cooties! He should shower more often!
Tim: Hey! Lice are bugs! And Scythers are bugs! Maybe that's why Steve doesn't shower, he wants his little cootie Scythers to grow up into big twinky Scythers!
Wizardmon: It's grade school! It's a buffet! It's both!
Rob: Glad my youngest is already in Jr. High.
Steelie: G'day, Wizardmon! What's on your mind?
Wizardmon: Hi Steelie! You have been on my mind lately.
Steelie: Really? I have?
Wizardmon: Explain it to me. A MUSH is a multi-user role-play game. This one's theme is Pokemon.
Steelie: Well, A MUSH is a... wait. You already know what a MUSH is! You just explained it to me!
Wizardmon: Wanna play hide-the-salami?