1) The only problem with being a Jew is that everyone hates you. For being God's chosen people, they have a rough time of it. Also, lobsters are delicious.
(but crawfish are better!)
2) Your family is predisposed towards insanity, but not as badly as other people's I know. For example, they haven't disowned you yet. Not that saying "it could be worse" makes any stressful situation any better. Actually, I'm not sure why anyone says it. Probably because they can't come up with anything more consoling.
3) Everyone loves to give bad advice about romantic relationships. The problem is that people think they are far more qualified on the subject than they really are. In fact, the only people who are qualified to give advice on the subject are those who have rigorously studied human relations. Someone who was married till the death of their spouse, and who was a mastermind of negotiation would, for example, be qualified to speak on Love. That someone, as you know, is Otto Von Bismark. The only problem is, he never wrote a treatise on Love, so his infinite knowledge on the subject is lost.
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4) No free time means that you're not wasting your life, at least.
(but crawfish are better!)
2) Your family is predisposed towards insanity, but not as badly as other people's I know. For example, they haven't disowned you yet. Not that saying "it could be worse" makes any stressful situation any better. Actually, I'm not sure why anyone says it. Probably because they can't come up with anything more consoling.
3) Everyone loves to give bad advice about romantic relationships. The problem is that people think they are far more qualified on the subject than they really are. In fact, the only people who are qualified to give advice on the subject are those who have rigorously studied human relations. Someone who was married till the death of their spouse, and who was a mastermind of negotiation would, for example, be qualified to speak on Love. That someone, as you know, is Otto Von Bismark. The only problem is, he never wrote a treatise on Love, so his infinite knowledge on the subject is lost.
:(
4) No free time means that you're not wasting your life, at least.
Also, cutting beats the nonsense in Revelation.
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