is this the networking event?

[fcukicedtea]

So this is how scary the town of Buckingham is: Patrick told me a story about one of his neighbors (which doesn't exactly mean that they lived right next to eachother because the entire town is about the size of the Diversatech Campus) found out that his wife slept with another man. So one night he planned this night with his wife and handcuffed her to the bed post and made love to her. After they made love he pierced her vagina and put a dead lock through it and left her handcuffed to the bed post until someone went looking for her. He's in prison now and the wife nearly died, but still survived.

CREEPY.
This teaches me NEVER to mess with someone from Buckingham.