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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I gave skeetz_pie a kidney (1000 points). In January I bought porn for january8 (-10 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I gave deadvoodoodoll a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (976 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
fcukedupkid