wicked intellegent shit fcmike has heard or come up with somehow!!!

Oct 26, 2005 17:47

1....women in general have it made,they have 73% of the worlds wealth, and 100% of the pussy
2....women are looking for 1 man to fulfill their every need...men are lookin for every woman to fulfill their 1 need
3....feelings come,and feelings go..but feelings are NOT facts
4....i'd rather have a bottle in front of me,then a frontal lobotomy
5....acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality
6....i seen this "mr big cream" in a magazine,it claims if you rub it on your dick it will get bigger....my question is.....wont it make your hand bigger as well??
7....if god had not intended for man to eat vagina....then why did he make it look sooooo much like a taco??
8....for sale.....1 set of encyclopedia brittanica.....no longer needed...the wife knows everything!!!!
9....jack and jill went up the hill with each a buck and a quarter....jill came down with 2.50, ya think they went up for water??
10...do ya know what condoms and kodak film have in common??......they both capture that special moment

ok ok......enough wisdom for 1 night....thanks for readin this pointless nonsense.....but it is deff time to bail!!!.......luvs peace and coexistence to all.....fcmike
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