back from the mud-o-cross races!!
pretty bad when the bulldozer was busier then factory connection and race service combined this past weekend in greene me. it did not really rain all that much this weekend but the damage had been done before we even arrived from rain everyday for the past week that took place up there.....but when it did rain this weekend it fuckin came down side ways.....during one particular downpour on sunday during the 125 expert moto (which ended up being the last moto for the rain drenched track) Karla and i came up with the most annoying sound in the world....its friggin hilarious but has to be heard verbally instead of writting it.....its kinda spelled FOCCCCKKK OR FAAAAHHHK ..but ya gotta say it loud and kind of "nasally" like a goose might honk..... god it was soooooo funny!!...but lets start from the beggining, friday we left plainfield about 12-1230 went to factory connection to pick up the new motorhome ricky z bought me for trackside, unloaded shit from patty's caravan into the "motohome"..got to bullrun around 6:00 and right off the bat got the motohome stuck..FAAAAAHHHHHHKKKK!!!!....but jeff roderick and glen dube tugged me out with the dozer and i got to good high and fairly dry land...the munchkin and nikki arrived prolly about 8-9 and i chilled with them awile as well as lanie, ree, bustamante and lloyd,poonie and jennifa, dr phil and brooke(dpw)i love them and i am adopting them both and moving them to connecticut!!!...the girl is tough like nails but has a cute loveable side as well...and then to cheer things up a little bit my bestest bestest friend KBD showed up as well(even though she tricked me and said it would be sat. before i would see her)....thats cool cuz i was holding something sweet for her but i was waiting till sat. daylite to give it to her:)...well sat morning came and i pulled myself outta the warm cozy motohome into the slop filled pits of bullrun, before i even got to the boxvan dr phil came by with my lg ice coffee 8-8(i cut back a lil) but still 2 shot fortification of espresso(fuck yeah!!!)...then i had a missed phone call from patty leclerc and i had a horrible felling becuz of what time of the morning it was when she called:( come 2 find out my good buddy eddie (sagwa the sock puppet) had been in an accident on his way 2 middlehell and had possibly broken both wrists or hands....but i thanked god it was not more severe like internal or head injuries and i gave him a few hours before i called him to find out for myself that he would be ok ...but my heart went out to him, his lovely lady and family who i love dearly:) and then over yonder comes Kristy and Brooke and it was time!!!...i snuck to the front of the boxvan and handed her the bag containig the ribbon tied box with that familiar logo across it i could see kristy start shaking as she was opening it...outta the box came the lil drawstring dust bag that is a trademark of a coach purse and then she opened it...the pink/silver soho twill....omg she loved it and smiled ear to ear...it was very very special and i wont soon forget it!!..sat was a perfect day for hangin out and having visitors cuz it was slow work wise(ppl dont like to take their bike apart in that shit) so i had fun times with the above mentioned as well as mike and harvey treadwell...jake camelio...double d....sue roderick...ashley and ashley..chelsea...tony...and even katy dube stopped by with the baby to tell me she likes my dogs:)...sat evening after racing was called due to rain(duh!!)...Karla was strugglin a lil with emotions so i sat with her awhile and we went to poons where ruthie, my patty, and martha meade threw down a feast fit for fat ppl!!...then drank redbull and toasted smores..sunday more of the same mud mud and more fuckin mud....FAAAAAAHHHHHKKKK!!!!....but we raced till about 1-2 oclock and the girls then provided the entertainment with some full fledged mud wrestlin something very arousing about hotties,mud,skimpy clothing and power washers....i kid u not...after the mud mele karla was getting pressure washed jeans all muddy and soaked and saggin....bra strap broke....adam sebastian informing adam meade to "dont forget her shirt and breasts...omg it was sooooo friggin hot!!!....and funny!!!...and even though the races were now officailly over for the weekend we stayed for the rest of the day....camped out another night had more fun and food with meads...pepoons....benjimino's....and hung out with ree ,ryan,karla,nikki,adam,kyle,pat barton,and my baby worm lanie nickens!!!(on a sad note lanie's boyfriend will lost his pepe while we were in maine and my lil girl lane was absolutly heartbroken that she could not be with him during his time of loss and sorrow:((.................then on monday morn we were up loaded up and on the road home before 8....when we got home i quickly mowed the grass and kate and karla came over to join us for shishka-bobs made by ree and kate....then we all went out for ice cream....came home and watched the notebook....god i love that chick movie....thats some love for your ass in that movie.....and thats what we as human beings are alllllll lookin for......and on that note i hope everyone had a great holiday weekend ...luvs to all.....and its time 2 bail!!