Mature Conversation between Mature Married People.
A: Dan Aykroyd's Penis is the biggest penis in the world.
K: Really?
A: Yup. Its so big it gets its own trailor.
K: Dan Aykroyd's Penis?
A: Yup. Dan Aykroyd isn't in half the movies we think he is, half the time he lays back and lets his Penis do the acting.
K: Oh god. Can Dan Aykroyd's Penis beat up Chuck Norris?
A: Hell yes. But Dan Aykroyd's Penis wouldn't waste its time on that pussy.
K: Dan Aykroyd's Penis quelled the rebellion.
A: Which one?
K: All of them.
A: Dan Aykroyds Penis has no name because it is too awesome to be labeled.
...And it goes on like this.
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K: Really?
A: Yup. Its so big it gets its own trailor.
K: Dan Aykroyd's Penis?
A: Yup. Dan Aykroyd isn't in half the movies we think he is, half the time he lays back and lets his Penis do the acting.
K: Oh god. Can Dan Aykroyd's Penis beat up Chuck Norris?
A: Hell yes. But Dan Aykroyd's Penis wouldn't waste its time on that pussy.
K: Dan Aykroyd's Penis quelled the rebellion.
A: Which one?
K: All of them.
A: Dan Aykroyds Penis has no name because it is too awesome to be labeled.
...And it goes on like this.
Add your own!