http://fborfw.com/strip_fix/2013/12/saturday-december-14-2013.php Lynn's Notes:
Sure enough, a man from Ohio sent a letter telling me that he had indeed broken his foot by lifting a heavy frozen turkey by the tag, breaking the wire tie. The worst part of his injury, he confessed, was that nobody felt sorry for him. He said that as soon as they heard how it happened, they laughed. "If I had been skiing or hiking and had broken my foot, I'd have had some sympathy!" he moaned. I sent him a strip. He wrote back to say it made him feel better!