001:: GREETINGS HUMANS
HULLO~!!!!!!
Julie left her computer running, and left the room - I don’t think she saw any harm in doing so, but look~!! I can type~!! I’m so much smarter than she thinks I am, really, but I guess that’s a side effect of always watching her type and and tell me stories. But I bet none of you ever expected me to be able to do this, did you? Didyoudidyoudidyou? 83333~!!!
I think Julie’s angry at me, though… She didn’t seem to like the way I was kissing her neck the other night. It was just an innocent gesture~!!! I wonder what was wrong? ANDAND she keeps pushing me away when I demand attention~!!! What is this?!?! I just want some innocent attention, and for her to play a game with me or something, or, for goodness sakes, FEED ME A TREAT NOW AND THEN (Because I know I’m good enough to be spoiled :D)… But she seems to be too busy typing away on this thing~!!
… I wonder what she’s been up to… Oh~!! She’s coming… GOTTA GO~!!