ARGH! THE GNOMES! THE GNOMES I TELL YOU!
BW here again! Before I even begin.....this entry has nothing to do with gnomes-
Gnomes: WHAT! And we thought you were finally going to give us our Livejournal debut...*all gnomes burst into gnomy tears*
BW: *blinks*...*silence*...*time passes*...*gnomes are still sobbing*...Annnyyways.... as I was saying....ummmm...what was I saying? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!!!
*BW bangs head against a rather convenient brick wall*
Henry: *shakes head* You know that isn't going to help...or is it? I'm not to sure anymore....ummmm.....what was I talking about?*scratches head*
Monsieur:*coming out from behind easel* Zee poor girl...I vonduuur vat she vas going to say bifour she phourgot? I vonduur iiif it vas the grenade launchere?*inflates* I shall..*deflates*.....errrrrr...*attempts to inflate again*...I shall.....*deflates*
Sherlock Holmes: Hmmmmmm....curious....what do you think of this situation Watson?
Dr Watson: Well, his random memory loss strikes me as rather odd....not to mention the slightly disturbing sight of Monsieur inflating and deflating periodically....
Sherlock: I smell crime in the air Watson!
Watson: No, thats just the fumes from Monsieur's paints....
Sherlock: *ignoring Watson's last statement*...Curious....
BW: *looking at Sherlock and Watson* Urrmmmmmmm.....who the hell are you?...oh never mind then...I don't even know who I am....am I an "I"....or an it? Or maybe a gnome....
Gnomes: *suddenly stop sobbing* Is it our debut now?
All(except gnomes of course): NO!!!
*time passes*
Gnomes: *hopefully* Now?
All(again minus all gnomes present): NO!!!
*more time passes*
Sherlock: *looking warily at gnomes* Not yet either....
Gnomes: *sadly* Awwwwwwwww...no fair...we're not valued here....let's go to FB and see if she will give us some screen time....
*All gnomes up sticks and leave*
FB who isn't actually there: *Running across scene* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!GNOMES!!!!!
BW:*looks up* FB! *chases after imaginary FB*
Henry: *shakes head again, sighing* Real people these days.....
*Sherlock picks up speech notes that BW dropped whilst running after FB*
Sherlock: AHA!*triumphantly*! Look at these Watson!*indicates notes* BW's notes on what she wanted to say in this entry! Look! It says *is quoting notes*, Thank Shadray for commenting the other day - then offer Shadray more cookies......a cunning plan if I ever saw one Watson...
Watson: Indeed it is Sherlock...who could turn down cookies?
Sherlock: This surely must be part of BW and FB's plan to get some real readers for their livejournal! I understand all now!
Random person carrying a tray of cookies: Umm....can I offer you a cookie sirs? Courtesy of FB and BW!
Sherlock and Watson: *munching cookies* Mmmmmmm.....cooooooookies......
THE END
*grins* Hey, I actually managed to say what I intended to for once...in a very roundabout and rather weird way....but still....*is proud of self*... I just wanted to say thanx again to Shadray, as FB said you are the first person to look at our Livejournal from Fanfiction.net! I know you came through FB's linky thing and all but it is still amazing to get a reader! A REAL READER! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AT LAST!!!!......*grins sheepishly*.....sorry about that.....I think I'll just be going now.....
Gnomes: WHAT! And we thought you were finally going to give us our Livejournal debut...*all gnomes burst into gnomy tears*
BW: *blinks*...*silence*...*time passes*...*gnomes are still sobbing*...Annnyyways.... as I was saying....ummmm...what was I saying? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!!!
*BW bangs head against a rather convenient brick wall*
Henry: *shakes head* You know that isn't going to help...or is it? I'm not to sure anymore....ummmm.....what was I talking about?*scratches head*
Monsieur:*coming out from behind easel* Zee poor girl...I vonduuur vat she vas going to say bifour she phourgot? I vonduur iiif it vas the grenade launchere?*inflates* I shall..*deflates*.....errrrrr...*attempts to inflate again*...I shall.....*deflates*
Sherlock Holmes: Hmmmmmm....curious....what do you think of this situation Watson?
Dr Watson: Well, his random memory loss strikes me as rather odd....not to mention the slightly disturbing sight of Monsieur inflating and deflating periodically....
Sherlock: I smell crime in the air Watson!
Watson: No, thats just the fumes from Monsieur's paints....
Sherlock: *ignoring Watson's last statement*...Curious....
BW: *looking at Sherlock and Watson* Urrmmmmmmm.....who the hell are you?...oh never mind then...I don't even know who I am....am I an "I"....or an it? Or maybe a gnome....
Gnomes: *suddenly stop sobbing* Is it our debut now?
All(except gnomes of course): NO!!!
*time passes*
Gnomes: *hopefully* Now?
All(again minus all gnomes present): NO!!!
*more time passes*
Sherlock: *looking warily at gnomes* Not yet either....
Gnomes: *sadly* Awwwwwwwww...no fair...we're not valued here....let's go to FB and see if she will give us some screen time....
*All gnomes up sticks and leave*
FB who isn't actually there: *Running across scene* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!GNOMES!!!!!
BW:*looks up* FB! *chases after imaginary FB*
Henry: *shakes head again, sighing* Real people these days.....
*Sherlock picks up speech notes that BW dropped whilst running after FB*
Sherlock: AHA!*triumphantly*! Look at these Watson!*indicates notes* BW's notes on what she wanted to say in this entry! Look! It says *is quoting notes*, Thank Shadray for commenting the other day - then offer Shadray more cookies......a cunning plan if I ever saw one Watson...
Watson: Indeed it is Sherlock...who could turn down cookies?
Sherlock: This surely must be part of BW and FB's plan to get some real readers for their livejournal! I understand all now!
Random person carrying a tray of cookies: Umm....can I offer you a cookie sirs? Courtesy of FB and BW!
Sherlock and Watson: *munching cookies* Mmmmmmm.....cooooooookies......
THE END
*grins* Hey, I actually managed to say what I intended to for once...in a very roundabout and rather weird way....but still....*is proud of self*... I just wanted to say thanx again to Shadray, as FB said you are the first person to look at our Livejournal from Fanfiction.net! I know you came through FB's linky thing and all but it is still amazing to get a reader! A REAL READER! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AT LAST!!!!......*grins sheepishly*.....sorry about that.....I think I'll just be going now.....