FB's Holiday Spirit
Twas the day before the day before Christmas,
And all through the head,
Not a personality was sleeping,
Or so someone said...
Mr Universal: Who is this someone? Are they significant?
Luke: (clears throat) Someone, an indefinite pronoun used to generalise when a persons identity is not known.
Noel: (cracks knuckles) This...(dramatic pause) is my department!
Aiken: (popping up from nowhere and scaring local foreign people) With his trusty sidekick Ai-
Noel: Eggie Nogg, welcome welcome Eg Nog! (shakes the hand of Eg Nog)
FB: (thoughtfully) What is Eg Nog anyway?
Aiken: What do you mean your sidekick Eg Nog, I'm everybodies sidekick it's like national law that Aiken is the sidekick around here! (folds arms huffily)
FB: Oh don't sulk Aiken, we have a Christmas party to arrange, even the nits are doing their bit!
(nits shuffle by with large tub of ice cream complete with spoon. Lyulf picks up shot gun)
FB: (tentatively) Uh...where are you going with that Lyulf.
Lyulf: Who else is going to shoot the reigndeer. (walks off)
FB: Oh I see, I- what?!
Luke: (looking over at largest Christmas tree known to man and grabs Noel's hat as he passes) But where are we going to put the vowels?
Noel: Nobody...touches...the hat... (yelling) Don't put anything Christmasy near evil, the Christmas spirit is powerful you know!
Seymour from FFX: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!
Requiem: Hissssssssssssssssssss (does cool Matrix move onto cieling)
Aiken: (to FB) There's a cieling in here?!
Luke: Do the words 'in here' mean nothing to you?
Flynn: Why waist your breath, you should know what he's like by now.
Aiken: Enough with the insults, Christmas spirit and all that eh? (puts on two ton mistletoe and is pulled upwards by gravity)
Noel: WHOSE DONE THE FLOATING TOILET?
Quentin: You will be...no...YOU will be...nah...you WILL be...maybe...
FB: HI BW!!! (spring boards into air towards unsuspecting BW) CHRISTMAS FROM ABOVE!!!! (flattens BW and turns to Emma) Don't think you're getting off easy just because I've had the wind knocked out of me (ties bungy rope to waist)
Aiken: WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, SO GIVE US SOME CASH!
Flynn: Aiken, since when did a christmas carol involve a laundrette?
Aiken: (sheepishly) Since I lost the words?
Flynn: (slaps forehead) And so once again Aiken dements somethng that was once celebrated innocence.
Aiken: SILENT FART, DEADLY FART-
All in near vicinity: AIKEN!
Noel: Now, tree, check, entertainment, check, lightbulbs, check, nits, check.
Nits: CHRISTMAS HEAD DOMINATION!
FB: (with weed killer) Not if I can help it...(chases nits)
Ron: Ah Christmas, a time to sit back, relax and-
Mrs F: Muck out the chickens.
Ron: But I just did them this morning!
Mrs F: And now they need mucking out again, you can just stick a cork up there you know.
FB: All small children are advised to look away now, this could get messy and violent and...well...all the other stuff that makes a film a PG rather than a U.
Ron: And without magic? Bloody hell!
The Circle Guy: (contentedly) Christmas is just so global! I mean the story of Santa consists of a guy in a red suit flying AROUND the GLOBE giving children presents (wipes eyes) It's just such a touching scene!
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SANTA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sammy: Home movies?
Flynn: Don't worry, he's just lost it again...
Aiken: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aiken was laughing no doubt about that,
While everyone else was working,
Everyone was happy of if not vaguely so,
For round a corner they were a'lurking.
When the stage was quite finished courtesy of Noel,
And the guys had put away their Sega,
They flocked to the scene on a flying machine,
To see the rock band The Vega!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
The Vega: Dec the halls with christmas ROCK Fa lalalalalala...
FB out.
P.S. Merry Christmas BW, have a good one (hugs)
And all through the head,
Not a personality was sleeping,
Or so someone said...
Mr Universal: Who is this someone? Are they significant?
Luke: (clears throat) Someone, an indefinite pronoun used to generalise when a persons identity is not known.
Noel: (cracks knuckles) This...(dramatic pause) is my department!
Aiken: (popping up from nowhere and scaring local foreign people) With his trusty sidekick Ai-
Noel: Eggie Nogg, welcome welcome Eg Nog! (shakes the hand of Eg Nog)
FB: (thoughtfully) What is Eg Nog anyway?
Aiken: What do you mean your sidekick Eg Nog, I'm everybodies sidekick it's like national law that Aiken is the sidekick around here! (folds arms huffily)
FB: Oh don't sulk Aiken, we have a Christmas party to arrange, even the nits are doing their bit!
(nits shuffle by with large tub of ice cream complete with spoon. Lyulf picks up shot gun)
FB: (tentatively) Uh...where are you going with that Lyulf.
Lyulf: Who else is going to shoot the reigndeer. (walks off)
FB: Oh I see, I- what?!
Luke: (looking over at largest Christmas tree known to man and grabs Noel's hat as he passes) But where are we going to put the vowels?
Noel: Nobody...touches...the hat... (yelling) Don't put anything Christmasy near evil, the Christmas spirit is powerful you know!
Seymour from FFX: IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!
Requiem: Hissssssssssssssssssss (does cool Matrix move onto cieling)
Aiken: (to FB) There's a cieling in here?!
Luke: Do the words 'in here' mean nothing to you?
Flynn: Why waist your breath, you should know what he's like by now.
Aiken: Enough with the insults, Christmas spirit and all that eh? (puts on two ton mistletoe and is pulled upwards by gravity)
Noel: WHOSE DONE THE FLOATING TOILET?
Quentin: You will be...no...YOU will be...nah...you WILL be...maybe...
FB: HI BW!!! (spring boards into air towards unsuspecting BW) CHRISTMAS FROM ABOVE!!!! (flattens BW and turns to Emma) Don't think you're getting off easy just because I've had the wind knocked out of me (ties bungy rope to waist)
Aiken: WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, WE WASHED OUT YOUR SMELLY SOCKS, SO GIVE US SOME CASH!
Flynn: Aiken, since when did a christmas carol involve a laundrette?
Aiken: (sheepishly) Since I lost the words?
Flynn: (slaps forehead) And so once again Aiken dements somethng that was once celebrated innocence.
Aiken: SILENT FART, DEADLY FART-
All in near vicinity: AIKEN!
Noel: Now, tree, check, entertainment, check, lightbulbs, check, nits, check.
Nits: CHRISTMAS HEAD DOMINATION!
FB: (with weed killer) Not if I can help it...(chases nits)
Ron: Ah Christmas, a time to sit back, relax and-
Mrs F: Muck out the chickens.
Ron: But I just did them this morning!
Mrs F: And now they need mucking out again, you can just stick a cork up there you know.
FB: All small children are advised to look away now, this could get messy and violent and...well...all the other stuff that makes a film a PG rather than a U.
Ron: And without magic? Bloody hell!
The Circle Guy: (contentedly) Christmas is just so global! I mean the story of Santa consists of a guy in a red suit flying AROUND the GLOBE giving children presents (wipes eyes) It's just such a touching scene!
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SANTA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sammy: Home movies?
Flynn: Don't worry, he's just lost it again...
Aiken: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aiken was laughing no doubt about that,
While everyone else was working,
Everyone was happy of if not vaguely so,
For round a corner they were a'lurking.
When the stage was quite finished courtesy of Noel,
And the guys had put away their Sega,
They flocked to the scene on a flying machine,
To see the rock band The Vega!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
The Vega: Dec the halls with christmas ROCK Fa lalalalalala...
FB out.
P.S. Merry Christmas BW, have a good one (hugs)