FB can still smell bacon
So, like, I was totally on Fanfiction and I, like, totally came across this survey for the profile pages and I thought I'd, like, try it out!
Flynn: Why are talking like you just lost the full extent of your vocbulary?
Luke: TIS A FAR FAR BETTER THING THAT I DIE NOW, THAN THE GRAMMAR DIE BEFORE ME!
Aiken: (hevaing Luke off of floor) Oh stop being a drama Obssessed Compulsive.
FB: (pointedly) As I was, like, saying-
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FB: Oh alright Luke! It was too much effort writing like after every other word anyway, so yeah, this is a survey that I'm doing because I have no life and nobody has updated in a while (glares pointedly at BW who cowers at the glare of doom before glaring of doom back and prodding me in the arm with a fork made of cheese) IT BURNS!!!!
The Survey
The Survey :
Name:Feather Black or FB, my real name is (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) Transmission interupted!
Birthday:The wonderful November, a time of massive explosions and nurferious schemes to destroy democracy!
Birthplace:The M2
Current Location: Why, do you want to watch me of something (becomes like the Truman show)
BW: Here we go (readies mass morphine doses in back room)
Eye Color:Hazelnut...crunchy too!
Hair Color:Erm...sorta kinda maybe not really blonde
Height;5'2 .
Right-Handed or Left-Handed:Right-Handed
Your Heritage : I come from a long line of random people. My grandma was random because she is able to belch like a sheep, my aunt is random because she likes Ikea...WHO LIKES IKEA!!! Ikea Lovers: WE DO!!! (brandishes pitch forks), my mum is random because she can sing in the minion voice and I'm random because of the simple fact I pocess 0.5% logic in my system. This allows me to come up with sentences such as: 'Are you sure you don't like him because he's a duck?' and BW (who is kinda my sister anyways) is random because she has a psycho in her head.
The Shoes You Wore Today:My combat boots
Your Weaknesses:Chocolate coins and giant American cookies, I once had a serious addiction to them that almost laid me out but I got over that and haven't touched one for 3 years now...(twitch) I'm doing fine (twitch)
Yor Fears:Flying bugs and people rubbing their hands together (twitch/ develops complex)
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni Passion, it's passionate and full of pepperoni!
Goal You Would Like to Acheive This Year: To become smart! This an endevear I wish to endevear as I feel inadequate around everyone. I wish to become knowledgable in common sense and only then can I percever to spell correctly!
Luke: Halleluja!
Your Most Overused Phrase on an Instant Messenger: Awesomeness (hugs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
First Thought Waking Up: I know that sound (shifty eye/ meaning alarm clock)
Best Physical Feature:Some people do lack physical qualities you know but BW's best physical features is either her hair or her eyes...hmmmmmmmmm...eyes I think.
Your Bedtime:Technically really 11:00pm but that's more me than the one they call mother.
Your Most Missed Memory:Whose BW again?
Pepsi or Coke:Coke, metal infected fizzy stuff tastes great and it's good for the iron GET IT???
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
McDonalds or Burger King:Not really you average take-away Joe so I'd say Patterns Lane Fish and Chip ^_^
Single or Group Dates:Not expreienced too many of these so this question would be better put to someone more willing to answer like Sammy.
Sammy: (by the way of an answer) Home Movies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Isn't Nestea for birds?
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate rules!
Cappuccino or Coffee:(breaths heavily) Visions...of...coffee...breath...(drops down dead)
All: YAY!!!!
Do You Smoke:Smoking is an over commercialised activity done by people who are insecure in their peer group or who are too weak to accept the reality of their lives. If smokers were around in a time when less was known about smoking then they can be let off from the above accusations 100% but if you were and are around in a time that we know smoking kills in then you are guilty of one of those...no offence...no hate mail please (cowers under arm chair with flanel for protection) In other words...no.
Do You Swear:Of course I fucking swear.
Lyulf: Who fucking doesn't?
Do You Sing:(brandishes microphone) ALL I WANT IS A ROOM SOMEWHERE, WITH SOME HOT GUY WHOSE COMPLETELY BARE...
Have You Ever Been In Love:Nope and to be Frank, which I'm not I'm FB-
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FRANK!!!
- love scares the shit out of me. For one thing, I went to pieces when I thought BW hated me so what would I be like if someone I really LOVED hated me! Plus that have you seen how many poets kill themselves! I know they create beautiful work out of it but still!
Do You Want to go to College:Yaha and live by my lonesome (Mum puts fire brigade on speed dial in background)
Do You Want to get Married:God no! (shudder)
Do You Believe in Yourself:Not a button as proven by various writer's blocks, the constant slagging self off and the fact that I believe what I say about me!
Do You Get Motion Sickness:Nope, I, sir, have a stomach of steel plated steelness!
Do You Think Your Attractive:No, I do have an attractive CHRISTMAS TREE though
Are You a Health Freak:No although I do have a paranoia issue about getting brain tumours and other life ending illnesses as I have a complex. So far it is 4 storeys high and houses a family of dodos.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yah, my mum's like my best friend, she's a teenager in a mum's body I tell you!!! The aliens should really stop experimenting on the local life forms...
Do You Like Thunderstorms:YEAH BIG BADDA BOOM!
Do You Play an Instrument:No but Emma plays several AND she's talented at them. Emma was in a rock band and I think still is looking to start up another one of which I wish I could be the drummer but my drumming skills are about as good as my math skills i.e. non existant.
In the Past Month Have You Drank Alchohol:Alcohol tastes like nail polish smells but I don't mind people drinking!
In the Past Month Have You Smoked:No...but I did almost set fire to my jumper the other night.
So that's that! ^_^ A little about all! And to all a good night.
FB out.
Flynn: Why are talking like you just lost the full extent of your vocbulary?
Luke: TIS A FAR FAR BETTER THING THAT I DIE NOW, THAN THE GRAMMAR DIE BEFORE ME!
Aiken: (hevaing Luke off of floor) Oh stop being a drama Obssessed Compulsive.
FB: (pointedly) As I was, like, saying-
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FB: Oh alright Luke! It was too much effort writing like after every other word anyway, so yeah, this is a survey that I'm doing because I have no life and nobody has updated in a while (glares pointedly at BW who cowers at the glare of doom before glaring of doom back and prodding me in the arm with a fork made of cheese) IT BURNS!!!!
The Survey
The Survey :
Name:Feather Black or FB, my real name is (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) Transmission interupted!
Birthday:The wonderful November, a time of massive explosions and nurferious schemes to destroy democracy!
Birthplace:The M2
Current Location: Why, do you want to watch me of something (becomes like the Truman show)
BW: Here we go (readies mass morphine doses in back room)
Eye Color:Hazelnut...crunchy too!
Hair Color:Erm...sorta kinda maybe not really blonde
Height;5'2 .
Right-Handed or Left-Handed:Right-Handed
Your Heritage : I come from a long line of random people. My grandma was random because she is able to belch like a sheep, my aunt is random because she likes Ikea...WHO LIKES IKEA!!! Ikea Lovers: WE DO!!! (brandishes pitch forks), my mum is random because she can sing in the minion voice and I'm random because of the simple fact I pocess 0.5% logic in my system. This allows me to come up with sentences such as: 'Are you sure you don't like him because he's a duck?' and BW (who is kinda my sister anyways) is random because she has a psycho in her head.
The Shoes You Wore Today:My combat boots
Your Weaknesses:Chocolate coins and giant American cookies, I once had a serious addiction to them that almost laid me out but I got over that and haven't touched one for 3 years now...(twitch) I'm doing fine (twitch)
Yor Fears:Flying bugs and people rubbing their hands together (twitch/ develops complex)
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni Passion, it's passionate and full of pepperoni!
Goal You Would Like to Acheive This Year: To become smart! This an endevear I wish to endevear as I feel inadequate around everyone. I wish to become knowledgable in common sense and only then can I percever to spell correctly!
Luke: Halleluja!
Your Most Overused Phrase on an Instant Messenger: Awesomeness (hugs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
First Thought Waking Up: I know that sound (shifty eye/ meaning alarm clock)
Best Physical Feature:Some people do lack physical qualities you know but BW's best physical features is either her hair or her eyes...hmmmmmmmmm...eyes I think.
Your Bedtime:Technically really 11:00pm but that's more me than the one they call mother.
Your Most Missed Memory:Whose BW again?
Pepsi or Coke:Coke, metal infected fizzy stuff tastes great and it's good for the iron GET IT???
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
McDonalds or Burger King:Not really you average take-away Joe so I'd say Patterns Lane Fish and Chip ^_^
Single or Group Dates:Not expreienced too many of these so this question would be better put to someone more willing to answer like Sammy.
Sammy: (by the way of an answer) Home Movies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Isn't Nestea for birds?
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate rules!
Cappuccino or Coffee:(breaths heavily) Visions...of...coffee...breath...(drops down dead)
All: YAY!!!!
Do You Smoke:Smoking is an over commercialised activity done by people who are insecure in their peer group or who are too weak to accept the reality of their lives. If smokers were around in a time when less was known about smoking then they can be let off from the above accusations 100% but if you were and are around in a time that we know smoking kills in then you are guilty of one of those...no offence...no hate mail please (cowers under arm chair with flanel for protection) In other words...no.
Do You Swear:Of course I fucking swear.
Lyulf: Who fucking doesn't?
Do You Sing:(brandishes microphone) ALL I WANT IS A ROOM SOMEWHERE, WITH SOME HOT GUY WHOSE COMPLETELY BARE...
Have You Ever Been In Love:Nope and to be Frank, which I'm not I'm FB-
Aiken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FRANK!!!
- love scares the shit out of me. For one thing, I went to pieces when I thought BW hated me so what would I be like if someone I really LOVED hated me! Plus that have you seen how many poets kill themselves! I know they create beautiful work out of it but still!
Do You Want to go to College:Yaha and live by my lonesome (Mum puts fire brigade on speed dial in background)
Do You Want to get Married:God no! (shudder)
Do You Believe in Yourself:Not a button as proven by various writer's blocks, the constant slagging self off and the fact that I believe what I say about me!
Do You Get Motion Sickness:Nope, I, sir, have a stomach of steel plated steelness!
Do You Think Your Attractive:No, I do have an attractive CHRISTMAS TREE though
Are You a Health Freak:No although I do have a paranoia issue about getting brain tumours and other life ending illnesses as I have a complex. So far it is 4 storeys high and houses a family of dodos.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yah, my mum's like my best friend, she's a teenager in a mum's body I tell you!!! The aliens should really stop experimenting on the local life forms...
Do You Like Thunderstorms:YEAH BIG BADDA BOOM!
Do You Play an Instrument:No but Emma plays several AND she's talented at them. Emma was in a rock band and I think still is looking to start up another one of which I wish I could be the drummer but my drumming skills are about as good as my math skills i.e. non existant.
In the Past Month Have You Drank Alchohol:Alcohol tastes like nail polish smells but I don't mind people drinking!
In the Past Month Have You Smoked:No...but I did almost set fire to my jumper the other night.
So that's that! ^_^ A little about all! And to all a good night.
FB out.