Dude's are Full of Poridge
FB: I AM TOTALLY BANNING THE USE OF THE WORD DUDE!!!!!!!!
Aiken: (takes the deepest breath known to man and the world record books and brandishes maegaphone) DUDE DUDE DUUDE DUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
Mr Universal: Dude? A perfectly preserved male sufer specimen? (scratches head cluelessly)
Luke: (straightening specs) No, no, no, 'dude' is a slang term for a cool guy or in some cultures just guy, it is generally used in informal situation when the participants of the conversation are well known.
(all are blinded by the English Languageness and put on specs)
FB: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (crashes car into ditch)
Driving Instructor: MY CAR!!!! You will never drive in this town again, so help me I'll-
FB: (wailing) I MISS MY BW!!!!! (bursts into tears so loud that they shatter the sound barrier and are carried to the remote planet system of Bargelsarge. The exact pitch of the wailing, ironaically, is the exact pitch that makes the species of alien currently having taken over the planets of Bargelsarge implode on themselves. Even more ironically, they were in the middle of the democratic process of choosing an evil dictator leader and were about to anounce his name to the frightened Bargelsagians when they suddenly imploded on themselves.)
BW who is probably busy eatingh large amounts of lettuce and sewing her boots together: Look, I'm sorry FB but I am too busy eating large amounts of lettuce and sewing my boots together to mess about with you now. Come back in a few centuries...(concentrates)
FB: (lower lip trembles) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Flynn: For fuck's sake stop being a drama author!
Aiken: (adds as afterthought) dude!
FB: (doing the really heavy and scary breathing thing) WHAT...HAVE...I...SAID...ABOUT...THE...WORD...DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
(borrows Herme's sandels and chases Aiken round world but Aiken escapes using his recent aliance with the merrabbits)
FB: CURSE YOU AND YOUR BATMAN MASK AIKEN! CURSE YOU!!!!!
BW: (randomly) Stitch and knot, stitch and knot...
Reqiuem: Knot...not...I not....not...knot...
The Circle Guy: (sighing) Such a cycle, the process of learning has a whole new appeal! (picks up Big Book of Maths)
Einstein: With zie proper motivation zie guy could be a geneoos!
Aiken: (piping up) A cyclical genius? ^_^
FB: I seem to have lost the point of my entry (searches for it in cupboards throwing things out left right and centre)
Mrs Fanakapan: Do you mind?! I just finished sorting those.
FB, Flynn and Mr Universal: My how lemony they smell! (all sniff weird striped shirt)
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Note: The song is Silvertide - number 10 (questions as to the title)
(FB randomly reads title of entry)
FB: Oh yeah, the prohibitation of the word dude. This goes for all of you, no more dudes okay? My brain can't take it!!! And believe me you guys would notice if my brain was gone! It would be like the days when...(trails off)
Flynn: The days when...(trails off)
Mrs Fanakapan: Not the days when...(trails off)
Aiken: (i.e. Mr Oblivious-to-tone-and-tension) Dude! That is so unfair!
(brain implodes)
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Who are you people?
FB out.
Aiken: (takes the deepest breath known to man and the world record books and brandishes maegaphone) DUDE DUDE DUUDE DUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
Mr Universal: Dude? A perfectly preserved male sufer specimen? (scratches head cluelessly)
Luke: (straightening specs) No, no, no, 'dude' is a slang term for a cool guy or in some cultures just guy, it is generally used in informal situation when the participants of the conversation are well known.
(all are blinded by the English Languageness and put on specs)
FB: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (crashes car into ditch)
Driving Instructor: MY CAR!!!! You will never drive in this town again, so help me I'll-
FB: (wailing) I MISS MY BW!!!!! (bursts into tears so loud that they shatter the sound barrier and are carried to the remote planet system of Bargelsarge. The exact pitch of the wailing, ironaically, is the exact pitch that makes the species of alien currently having taken over the planets of Bargelsarge implode on themselves. Even more ironically, they were in the middle of the democratic process of choosing an evil dictator leader and were about to anounce his name to the frightened Bargelsagians when they suddenly imploded on themselves.)
BW who is probably busy eatingh large amounts of lettuce and sewing her boots together: Look, I'm sorry FB but I am too busy eating large amounts of lettuce and sewing my boots together to mess about with you now. Come back in a few centuries...(concentrates)
FB: (lower lip trembles) BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Flynn: For fuck's sake stop being a drama author!
Aiken: (adds as afterthought) dude!
FB: (doing the really heavy and scary breathing thing) WHAT...HAVE...I...SAID...ABOUT...THE...WORD...DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
(borrows Herme's sandels and chases Aiken round world but Aiken escapes using his recent aliance with the merrabbits)
FB: CURSE YOU AND YOUR BATMAN MASK AIKEN! CURSE YOU!!!!!
BW: (randomly) Stitch and knot, stitch and knot...
Reqiuem: Knot...not...I not....not...knot...
The Circle Guy: (sighing) Such a cycle, the process of learning has a whole new appeal! (picks up Big Book of Maths)
Einstein: With zie proper motivation zie guy could be a geneoos!
Aiken: (piping up) A cyclical genius? ^_^
FB: I seem to have lost the point of my entry (searches for it in cupboards throwing things out left right and centre)
Mrs Fanakapan: Do you mind?! I just finished sorting those.
FB, Flynn and Mr Universal: My how lemony they smell! (all sniff weird striped shirt)
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Note: The song is Silvertide - number 10 (questions as to the title)
(FB randomly reads title of entry)
FB: Oh yeah, the prohibitation of the word dude. This goes for all of you, no more dudes okay? My brain can't take it!!! And believe me you guys would notice if my brain was gone! It would be like the days when...(trails off)
Flynn: The days when...(trails off)
Mrs Fanakapan: Not the days when...(trails off)
Aiken: (i.e. Mr Oblivious-to-tone-and-tension) Dude! That is so unfair!
(brain implodes)
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Who are you people?
FB out.