I'm Eating My Head
I'm pissed, I'm stupid, DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!
BW who is standing on one foot in lederhosen and trying to find a needle in a wod of mash potato: I'm not messing with you, I'm trying to get you to work through your esteem issues and keep the happy quota while everyone else is pissed as hell. Seriously though, YOU NEED TO BY AN AIR PUMP TO ENLARGEN YOUR EGO!!!
FB's Ego wich is currently the apprx. size of a hunchback beatle: Squee.
Hillbilly: I sure wished I'd finished the 5th grade there!
Flynn: I didn't know you were from America?! Do tell, what's it like there?
Lance who is on vacation for today: That is such a gay thing to say 'do tell' AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hillbilly: (to Flynn) Yup, I come from right down there in good old Missuri! Birth place of them there fellas by the names of Huck and Tom.
Flynn: (to Lance) I am not gay!
FB: CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC HERE?!
Flynn: Oh for fuck's sake FB if you're that worried about being such a damned idiot go do something to educate yourself. (goes and sits before football match with can of beer to prove point to Lance)
FB: FUCK!!! My firewall has just died and I don't know why, I'M OPEN TO ALL THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO MESS WITH ME!!! Well I'm totally up for a fight, those with weak minds are surely better with strength right?
I can't believe this is happening to me! WTF DO I DO???
Flynn: Oh yeah, like anyone will reply.
FB: Stop being such a stick in the mud and help me! (makes huge SOS sign to all Livejournal users) If any of you guys have got Panda tell me how to fix this!!!
WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO NOW?!?!?! (panics like mad)
I don't even know what firewall does or how it differs from all the other stuff.
THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!! If anything was going to round off my mood for the day, this would be it, thank you whoever runs the show I hope you're having fun resting up there continuously throwing me problems that I can't even tell my friends about because it's too embarrassing. Thanks for all of it, I'm now stupid, have the most embarrassing problem known to man which can't even be solved by the stuff it's normally solved by and to top it all off my computer is dying almost 3 minutes after blocking a major virus attempt! Thank you everybody and good fucking night!
Lyulf: (tosses lighter) Burning something always helps. (walks off)
FB out possibly to pick a fight with someone I know who is bigger, stronger and likely to hurt me!
BW who is standing on one foot in lederhosen and trying to find a needle in a wod of mash potato: I'm not messing with you, I'm trying to get you to work through your esteem issues and keep the happy quota while everyone else is pissed as hell. Seriously though, YOU NEED TO BY AN AIR PUMP TO ENLARGEN YOUR EGO!!!
FB's Ego wich is currently the apprx. size of a hunchback beatle: Squee.
Hillbilly: I sure wished I'd finished the 5th grade there!
Flynn: I didn't know you were from America?! Do tell, what's it like there?
Lance who is on vacation for today: That is such a gay thing to say 'do tell' AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hillbilly: (to Flynn) Yup, I come from right down there in good old Missuri! Birth place of them there fellas by the names of Huck and Tom.
Flynn: (to Lance) I am not gay!
FB: CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC HERE?!
Flynn: Oh for fuck's sake FB if you're that worried about being such a damned idiot go do something to educate yourself. (goes and sits before football match with can of beer to prove point to Lance)
FB: FUCK!!! My firewall has just died and I don't know why, I'M OPEN TO ALL THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO MESS WITH ME!!! Well I'm totally up for a fight, those with weak minds are surely better with strength right?
I can't believe this is happening to me! WTF DO I DO???
Flynn: Oh yeah, like anyone will reply.
FB: Stop being such a stick in the mud and help me! (makes huge SOS sign to all Livejournal users) If any of you guys have got Panda tell me how to fix this!!!
WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO NOW?!?!?! (panics like mad)
I don't even know what firewall does or how it differs from all the other stuff.
THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!! If anything was going to round off my mood for the day, this would be it, thank you whoever runs the show I hope you're having fun resting up there continuously throwing me problems that I can't even tell my friends about because it's too embarrassing. Thanks for all of it, I'm now stupid, have the most embarrassing problem known to man which can't even be solved by the stuff it's normally solved by and to top it all off my computer is dying almost 3 minutes after blocking a major virus attempt! Thank you everybody and good fucking night!
Lyulf: (tosses lighter) Burning something always helps. (walks off)
FB out possibly to pick a fight with someone I know who is bigger, stronger and likely to hurt me!