10 things FB never wants to see again!
This'll be short, no-ones home or they're all dead, take your pick but watch out for crabs. If there's a hole in your glove they'll spot it.
10 things FB never wants to see again:
1) Food - I don't want it no more, it's bland and weird and makes you feel sluggish and full up.
2) My face - It scares me (cowers behnd titanium palm tree)
3) Anyone being annoyed at me - I hate annoying people because it makes them unhappy and liable to strng up by the ankles.
All: CHARGE!!!
BW who is probably so annoyed with FB's not contributing to anything that she wants to throw FB onto a monster truck's path of firey destruction and death: Sharpen the pitchforks! (giggles maniacly)
4) Emma being annoyed at anyone - Her evil eyes could give you nightmares!
(from the worm infested hovel that has become my head)
Flynn: (rolling over on dirt floor) Tell me about it.
Ron: I'm doing the best I can to clear away the worms and find the perks we've grown accostomed to living with!
5) Haliborange - If they were to make a haliborange the size of a tank they could happily roll it into a Matalan store and blow up the joint MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A few somebodies way out to sea: NOOOO NOT MATALAN!!!
Mr Universal: Who are 'they'?
Aiken: (apocolyptically) Beware the haliborange of doooooooooooooooooooooooom
Actually Mr Universal's got a point, who are they?
Gem...or Jem: Who are they, where are they, I'M SORRY, SO SORRY, I'M SORRY, WE DO THIS!!!
Aiken: Oi oi, the singing's MY gig! (elbows Jem...Gem? into nearby turkey baiser and takes breath) THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE UNTIL MY SINGING KILLS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Lyulf: Understatement.
(Aiken gives Emma-like evil glare)
6) Enticingly soft looking blankets that keep calling to you in a hundred different voices - It distracts me from my homework and my sleeping pattern!
Aiken: (randomly) And that's their slogan!
7) Nits - They're small and beetle looking and (shudders uncontrolably)
Nits: HEAD DOMINATION!!!
FB and all others cept Requiem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whoa...
8) Road Trip - That movie was totally weird and weird and weird.
Aiken: You left out weird.
Flynn: Lord help us...
9) People who are bored with me - I am boring...this one's gonna be a little hard...
10) Computer viruses - They're lean, mean, green and hungry for a bit o hardrive...AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!
Aiken: That's down the road to the left.
FB: Mind the Gladiolus's! ^_^
BW who is probably planning several ways in which to escape being in FB's company tomorrow as well as planning how to escape someone elses company: MUST...PLAN...FASTER...Ooh, a circular ham sandwich!
The Circle guy: We got her now!
(reels in BW who is now attatched to sandwich and flailing wildly)
Anyway I am off to the land of yippekaiay where they have in flight movies and no waiting, ahev fun without the silver jackolantern.
(forgets to look where is going and walks off of edge of pie into smelly trainer)
Robot FB: I'M MELTING!!!!
FB out...burned out anyway...
10 things FB never wants to see again:
1) Food - I don't want it no more, it's bland and weird and makes you feel sluggish and full up.
2) My face - It scares me (cowers behnd titanium palm tree)
3) Anyone being annoyed at me - I hate annoying people because it makes them unhappy and liable to strng up by the ankles.
All: CHARGE!!!
BW who is probably so annoyed with FB's not contributing to anything that she wants to throw FB onto a monster truck's path of firey destruction and death: Sharpen the pitchforks! (giggles maniacly)
4) Emma being annoyed at anyone - Her evil eyes could give you nightmares!
(from the worm infested hovel that has become my head)
Flynn: (rolling over on dirt floor) Tell me about it.
Ron: I'm doing the best I can to clear away the worms and find the perks we've grown accostomed to living with!
5) Haliborange - If they were to make a haliborange the size of a tank they could happily roll it into a Matalan store and blow up the joint MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A few somebodies way out to sea: NOOOO NOT MATALAN!!!
Mr Universal: Who are 'they'?
Aiken: (apocolyptically) Beware the haliborange of doooooooooooooooooooooooom
Actually Mr Universal's got a point, who are they?
Gem...or Jem: Who are they, where are they, I'M SORRY, SO SORRY, I'M SORRY, WE DO THIS!!!
Aiken: Oi oi, the singing's MY gig! (elbows Jem...Gem? into nearby turkey baiser and takes breath) THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE UNTIL MY SINGING KILLS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Lyulf: Understatement.
(Aiken gives Emma-like evil glare)
6) Enticingly soft looking blankets that keep calling to you in a hundred different voices - It distracts me from my homework and my sleeping pattern!
Aiken: (randomly) And that's their slogan!
7) Nits - They're small and beetle looking and (shudders uncontrolably)
Nits: HEAD DOMINATION!!!
FB and all others cept Requiem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whoa...
8) Road Trip - That movie was totally weird and weird and weird.
Aiken: You left out weird.
Flynn: Lord help us...
9) People who are bored with me - I am boring...this one's gonna be a little hard...
10) Computer viruses - They're lean, mean, green and hungry for a bit o hardrive...AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!
Aiken: That's down the road to the left.
FB: Mind the Gladiolus's! ^_^
BW who is probably planning several ways in which to escape being in FB's company tomorrow as well as planning how to escape someone elses company: MUST...PLAN...FASTER...Ooh, a circular ham sandwich!
The Circle guy: We got her now!
(reels in BW who is now attatched to sandwich and flailing wildly)
Anyway I am off to the land of yippekaiay where they have in flight movies and no waiting, ahev fun without the silver jackolantern.
(forgets to look where is going and walks off of edge of pie into smelly trainer)
Robot FB: I'M MELTING!!!!
FB out...burned out anyway...