Hayato vs Akira (AKamePi / One-shot)
Title : Hayato vs Akira (AKamePi / One-shot)
Pairing : Akame + Pikame = AKamePi
Genre : Crack (its been awhile ne~)
Rating : PG
Disclaimer : I only own the plot.
Warning : Unbeta-ed
Summary : The day has come for Kame to decide between the two Baka.
A/N : A birthday dedication for chibi_turtle . Happy birthday dear. Hope you'll enjoy this (^_^)
Baka. That’s the only word that came up to Kame’s mind at that particular moment. Seconds later he shook his head and changed his mind ‘double Baka’
It was one of those days when he felt god was punishing him for a sin he did in his past life. And it was worst because it had nothing to do with his long tiring dance rehearsal or endless repeats during the ‘Someday for somebody’ recording he wrapped up an hour ago.
Kame looked up again from the couch he was gladly occupied his own and sighed at the sight of two bickering best friends. He almost wished that he was with Junno, listening to his cold jokes instead. Well, almost.
“Why don’t you just accept the fact that it will always be me” Jin barked fiercely at his supposed best friend.
“What so special about you?” the messy brown haired guy hissed, rolling his eyes shamelessly.
“Well do I have to remind you that Kame and I are from the same group called KAT-TUN” Jin leaned back with a definite smug, victoriously.
Then Kame saw Yamapi’s lips twitched into a devilish smile “In that case, I’m more than happy to remind you that ‘we’ debuted as ‘Shuji to Akira’ way before KAT-TUN see the real world.”
That was the moment when Jin snapped and lunged himself over the other with all the intentions to break him “You~”
“Stop it you two” Kame instantly rushed towards the two baka and stood right in the middle of the minefield. With his tired arms stretched across pushing the two apart, Kame shook his head and sighed “What got into you two. Aren’t both of you best friends?”
Jin took a step back and crossed his arms around his chest “With friends like him, who needs enemy.”
“Well, look who’s talking” Yamapi barked, mirrored the older guy.
Jin pouted and about to retort to it when Kame pushed the two further with all his might “Sit!”
The two glared at each other, refused to budge from their ready-to-attack positions.
Kame raised his voice “Both of you better sit down now or I’m going to walk out of this dressing room right at this moment.”
Slowly the two boys returned to their seats with eyes fixed on each other sternly. Kame acted as the umpire, sat in between the two, getting ready for a match “So, which one of you are going to explain to me what’s going on here?”
“Why don’t you ask that annoying co-star of yours” Jin was the one who attacked first. “Ex co-star, I mean.”
“Well, I don’t mind telling you what really happened if your ‘baka bandmate’ promise to shut his filthy mouth up while I do the talking” Yamapi’s turn to fire away.
“Fuck you” Jin replied with full annoyance.
Kame heaved heavily “Enough. Pi, tell me what’s going on.”
Yamapi looked straight at Kame and nodded “It’s his fault” he started.
“Hey~” Jin protested but Kame cut him off by raising his hand.
“Let Pi talks first. You’ll get your chance after this” Kame interjected with air of authority.
Jin pouted and looked away while Pi gave out a smug looking smile instead.
“Well, as I was saying, it was Jin’s fault. We were talking the about new Ramen shop, Ryo mentioned last week when he suddenly said he’s going to take you there when he already knew that I plan to go there with you” Pi explained with compassion.
Kame tried his best to remain stoic with straight face when all he wanted to do was smacking the two Baka hard on their empty heads for dragging him into the mess.
“Well, I said it first so I’m the one who’s going to take Kame there” Jin replied assertively.
“Why don’t we let Kame decide? Besides, it’s about time you make your choice Shuji-kun” Yamapi flashed his Akira’s puppy eyes pleading look.
“But Ryu will never leave Hayato behind right. We will be together forever” Jin touched his arms lovingly trying to attract Kame’s attention.
“But Akira will always make Shuji happy” Yamapi added the ‘kon’ gestures with his signature pout.
“But our bond meant lots greater than some sappy hands gestures” Jin added to the flame.
Fortunately Kame was quick enough to stop further bickering “It’s been a long day for all of us. Can’t we do this some other time” Kame mumbled tiredly.
Then for the first time during the whole session the two archenemies exclaimed in unison “No.” They looked at each other for a split second before diverting their gaze instantly.
“Why don’t we do this instead? Let me go back and think about it. Tomorrow, the person I chose will receive a small note in their locker” Kame replied calmly looking at the two expectant faces.
The two looked at each other and after awhile both nodded in agreement “It’s a deal.”
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The fateful day finally came. Jin was so nervous and excited when he walked into KAT-TUN dressing room feeling his heart beating so fast. Maru and Ueda were sitting on the couch when he marched straight to his locker knowing Kame had another solo recording and will only be joining the rest after lunch.
Once he opened his locker, he saw a white envelope nicely placed on the top shelf. He was grinning from ear to ear when he took it and read it carefully.
Hayato-kun,
Of course it is YOU. Baka~
“I knew it” he proudly shouted, punching the air happily, ignoring the annoyed look Ueda was giving him.
The rest of the day went on well. The dance rehearsal was hell, but Jin could not hide the idiotic smile from surfacing. He could not wait to celebrate the beautiful day, having Ramen for dinner with Kame.
As they ended the rehearsal, Jin excused himself to the cafeteria.
To his please he saw Yamapi lining up and he could not wait to gloat to the other. But as he approached the guy who he expected to be gloomy and depressing, Jin noticed Yamapi was beaming blissfully instead “Why are you smiling like an idiot?”
“This is how a winner should look like” Yamapi continued flashing his pearly whites.
Jin shook his head “Wait a minute, I’m the winner.”
Pi’s smile faltered “No, Kame chose me.”
At that instant, both reached out to their pockets and pulled out a piece of paper. Kame’s note. As Jin held his opened, he glanced over at Yamapi’s.
Akira-kun,
Stop this silly game. Of course Kon Kon wins.
“That cheeky bastard” Jin shouted and rushed out. Yamapi was tailing not far behind with the same expression.
Jin kicked KAT-TUN's dressing room door open and barked “Where’s that two timing whore?”
“Huh? Who are you talking about?” Koki asked with a frown.
Yamapi who just stepped into the room kindly elaborated with a visible pout “Where’s Kame?”
“Ah Kame. He went out with Ryo” Maru replied dutifully without knowing the implication.
“What?” Jin and Yamapi shared another moment when they exclaimed in unison. The same worried and despair expression were shown on their faces.
Ueda smiled mockingly as he took the duty of explaining from Maru “Ryo mentioned that he found this great Ramen shop and he wanted to treat Kame. He's such a sweet guy ne~”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooo~” Jin shrieked will full force while Yamapi slumped himself next to Junno in defeat.
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This was surely fun to write. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. As always, comments are super LURVE~
Pairing : Akame + Pikame = AKamePi
Genre : Crack (its been awhile ne~)
Rating : PG
Disclaimer : I only own the plot.
Warning : Unbeta-ed
Summary : The day has come for Kame to decide between the two Baka.
A/N : A birthday dedication for chibi_turtle . Happy birthday dear. Hope you'll enjoy this (^_^)
Baka. That’s the only word that came up to Kame’s mind at that particular moment. Seconds later he shook his head and changed his mind ‘double Baka’
It was one of those days when he felt god was punishing him for a sin he did in his past life. And it was worst because it had nothing to do with his long tiring dance rehearsal or endless repeats during the ‘Someday for somebody’ recording he wrapped up an hour ago.
Kame looked up again from the couch he was gladly occupied his own and sighed at the sight of two bickering best friends. He almost wished that he was with Junno, listening to his cold jokes instead. Well, almost.
“Why don’t you just accept the fact that it will always be me” Jin barked fiercely at his supposed best friend.
“What so special about you?” the messy brown haired guy hissed, rolling his eyes shamelessly.
“Well do I have to remind you that Kame and I are from the same group called KAT-TUN” Jin leaned back with a definite smug, victoriously.
Then Kame saw Yamapi’s lips twitched into a devilish smile “In that case, I’m more than happy to remind you that ‘we’ debuted as ‘Shuji to Akira’ way before KAT-TUN see the real world.”
That was the moment when Jin snapped and lunged himself over the other with all the intentions to break him “You~”
“Stop it you two” Kame instantly rushed towards the two baka and stood right in the middle of the minefield. With his tired arms stretched across pushing the two apart, Kame shook his head and sighed “What got into you two. Aren’t both of you best friends?”
Jin took a step back and crossed his arms around his chest “With friends like him, who needs enemy.”
“Well, look who’s talking” Yamapi barked, mirrored the older guy.
Jin pouted and about to retort to it when Kame pushed the two further with all his might “Sit!”
The two glared at each other, refused to budge from their ready-to-attack positions.
Kame raised his voice “Both of you better sit down now or I’m going to walk out of this dressing room right at this moment.”
Slowly the two boys returned to their seats with eyes fixed on each other sternly. Kame acted as the umpire, sat in between the two, getting ready for a match “So, which one of you are going to explain to me what’s going on here?”
“Why don’t you ask that annoying co-star of yours” Jin was the one who attacked first. “Ex co-star, I mean.”
“Well, I don’t mind telling you what really happened if your ‘baka bandmate’ promise to shut his filthy mouth up while I do the talking” Yamapi’s turn to fire away.
“Fuck you” Jin replied with full annoyance.
Kame heaved heavily “Enough. Pi, tell me what’s going on.”
Yamapi looked straight at Kame and nodded “It’s his fault” he started.
“Hey~” Jin protested but Kame cut him off by raising his hand.
“Let Pi talks first. You’ll get your chance after this” Kame interjected with air of authority.
Jin pouted and looked away while Pi gave out a smug looking smile instead.
“Well, as I was saying, it was Jin’s fault. We were talking the about new Ramen shop, Ryo mentioned last week when he suddenly said he’s going to take you there when he already knew that I plan to go there with you” Pi explained with compassion.
Kame tried his best to remain stoic with straight face when all he wanted to do was smacking the two Baka hard on their empty heads for dragging him into the mess.
“Well, I said it first so I’m the one who’s going to take Kame there” Jin replied assertively.
“Why don’t we let Kame decide? Besides, it’s about time you make your choice Shuji-kun” Yamapi flashed his Akira’s puppy eyes pleading look.
“But Ryu will never leave Hayato behind right. We will be together forever” Jin touched his arms lovingly trying to attract Kame’s attention.
“But Akira will always make Shuji happy” Yamapi added the ‘kon’ gestures with his signature pout.
“But our bond meant lots greater than some sappy hands gestures” Jin added to the flame.
Fortunately Kame was quick enough to stop further bickering “It’s been a long day for all of us. Can’t we do this some other time” Kame mumbled tiredly.
Then for the first time during the whole session the two archenemies exclaimed in unison “No.” They looked at each other for a split second before diverting their gaze instantly.
“Why don’t we do this instead? Let me go back and think about it. Tomorrow, the person I chose will receive a small note in their locker” Kame replied calmly looking at the two expectant faces.
The two looked at each other and after awhile both nodded in agreement “It’s a deal.”
**************************
The fateful day finally came. Jin was so nervous and excited when he walked into KAT-TUN dressing room feeling his heart beating so fast. Maru and Ueda were sitting on the couch when he marched straight to his locker knowing Kame had another solo recording and will only be joining the rest after lunch.
Once he opened his locker, he saw a white envelope nicely placed on the top shelf. He was grinning from ear to ear when he took it and read it carefully.
Hayato-kun,
Of course it is YOU. Baka~
“I knew it” he proudly shouted, punching the air happily, ignoring the annoyed look Ueda was giving him.
The rest of the day went on well. The dance rehearsal was hell, but Jin could not hide the idiotic smile from surfacing. He could not wait to celebrate the beautiful day, having Ramen for dinner with Kame.
As they ended the rehearsal, Jin excused himself to the cafeteria.
To his please he saw Yamapi lining up and he could not wait to gloat to the other. But as he approached the guy who he expected to be gloomy and depressing, Jin noticed Yamapi was beaming blissfully instead “Why are you smiling like an idiot?”
“This is how a winner should look like” Yamapi continued flashing his pearly whites.
Jin shook his head “Wait a minute, I’m the winner.”
Pi’s smile faltered “No, Kame chose me.”
At that instant, both reached out to their pockets and pulled out a piece of paper. Kame’s note. As Jin held his opened, he glanced over at Yamapi’s.
Akira-kun,
Stop this silly game. Of course Kon Kon wins.
“That cheeky bastard” Jin shouted and rushed out. Yamapi was tailing not far behind with the same expression.
Jin kicked KAT-TUN's dressing room door open and barked “Where’s that two timing whore?”
“Huh? Who are you talking about?” Koki asked with a frown.
Yamapi who just stepped into the room kindly elaborated with a visible pout “Where’s Kame?”
“Ah Kame. He went out with Ryo” Maru replied dutifully without knowing the implication.
“What?” Jin and Yamapi shared another moment when they exclaimed in unison. The same worried and despair expression were shown on their faces.
Ueda smiled mockingly as he took the duty of explaining from Maru “Ryo mentioned that he found this great Ramen shop and he wanted to treat Kame. He's such a sweet guy ne~”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooo~” Jin shrieked will full force while Yamapi slumped himself next to Junno in defeat.
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This was surely fun to write. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. As always, comments are super LURVE~