Lately I was talking with several persons about the animals who are the best adaptated to humanity rampant destruction modifications of the natural environment. Everyone came up with the popular answers that are rats or cockroaches but, while I agree with all of these suggestions, my choice was birds.
Birds? Yes, because even aside from the fact that they can fly you have to have to admire birds exceptional adaptability , ingenuity and all-around baddassery.
I'm thinking especially of:
-gulls:
-starlings:
-geese:
- the kings of human cities who will not rest until they've seen to the degradation of every single thing ever created by mankind...pigeons:
I rest my case.
Charlie: "I'm gonna go take a celebration piss."