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lornash17 [3:00 PM]: how much for the little boy?
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: i will pay three dollars
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: 50 cents, if you wish him dead
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: please stop screaming
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: no, don't call the police
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: 4 dollar for alive
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: i'll just take the dog instead
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: A kick in the pants
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: but only if you get him to stop humping my leg
Jaren Tabervin [3:01 PM]: Nope, no refund. Deposit only
lornash17 [3:01 PM]: but i don't like sticky deposits
Jaren Tabervin [3:01 PM]: Should have thought about that before putting the peanut butter on ya
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: no peanut butter...i am allergic...just marshmallow creme
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: no wait
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: that's confusing
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: honey then
Jaren Tabervin [3:03 PM]: No drinking allowed
lornash17 [3:03 PM]: dammit
lornash17 [3:03 PM]: may i have a cupcake then?
Jaren Tabervin [3:03 PM]: Cupcake good. Frosting is fresh
lornash17 [3:04 PM]: sprinkles?
lornash17 [3:04 PM]: with a side of gin and tonic
Jaren Tabervin [3:05 PM]: You can call them sprinkles. They did get sprinkled on there
Jaren Tabervin [3:05 PM]: Gin and tonic bad on side. Spills
lornash17 [3:05 PM]: how about a straw?
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: and a lobster bib?
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: i promise to drive really really fast
Jaren Tabervin [3:06 PM]: No bib without humping dog
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: is there astroturf?
Jaren Tabervin [3:06 PM]: Free with rugburn
lornash17 [3:07 PM]: i don't think i have a tennis partner. Can one be provided?
Jaren Tabervin [3:08 PM]: Fish prefer hoops
lornash17 [3:09 PM]: I don't think I washed my eyes so I'll just have a side of taco bell and expired milk
lornash17 [3:10 PM]: but the check is in the mail
lornash17 [3:10 PM]: i assure you
Jaren Tabervin [3:10 PM]: I need a small lyre!
lornash17 [3:11 PM]: how small? 3 feet 2 inches?
Jaren Tabervin [3:11 PM]: 23 inches around, 4 inches wide
lornash17 [3:12 PM]: there's a sprinkles/no sprinkles option but we only have green and blue left
Jaren Tabervin [3:12 PM]: What about the water?
lornash17 [3:13 PM]: we're out..we have mountain dew or monster truck wheels
Jaren Tabervin [3:13 PM]: Hrm, refried?
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: that costs extra
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: and we have to sue you
Jaren Tabervin [3:14 PM]: Diplomatic immunity, and I have your cat
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: shit
lornash17 [3:15 PM]: i lose
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: i will pay three dollars
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: 50 cents, if you wish him dead
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: please stop screaming
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: no, don't call the police
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: 4 dollar for alive
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: i'll just take the dog instead
Jaren Tabervin [3:00 PM]: A kick in the pants
lornash17 [3:00 PM]: but only if you get him to stop humping my leg
Jaren Tabervin [3:01 PM]: Nope, no refund. Deposit only
lornash17 [3:01 PM]: but i don't like sticky deposits
Jaren Tabervin [3:01 PM]: Should have thought about that before putting the peanut butter on ya
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: no peanut butter...i am allergic...just marshmallow creme
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: no wait
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: that's confusing
lornash17 [3:02 PM]: honey then
Jaren Tabervin [3:03 PM]: No drinking allowed
lornash17 [3:03 PM]: dammit
lornash17 [3:03 PM]: may i have a cupcake then?
Jaren Tabervin [3:03 PM]: Cupcake good. Frosting is fresh
lornash17 [3:04 PM]: sprinkles?
lornash17 [3:04 PM]: with a side of gin and tonic
Jaren Tabervin [3:05 PM]: You can call them sprinkles. They did get sprinkled on there
Jaren Tabervin [3:05 PM]: Gin and tonic bad on side. Spills
lornash17 [3:05 PM]: how about a straw?
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: and a lobster bib?
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: i promise to drive really really fast
Jaren Tabervin [3:06 PM]: No bib without humping dog
lornash17 [3:06 PM]: is there astroturf?
Jaren Tabervin [3:06 PM]: Free with rugburn
lornash17 [3:07 PM]: i don't think i have a tennis partner. Can one be provided?
Jaren Tabervin [3:08 PM]: Fish prefer hoops
lornash17 [3:09 PM]: I don't think I washed my eyes so I'll just have a side of taco bell and expired milk
lornash17 [3:10 PM]: but the check is in the mail
lornash17 [3:10 PM]: i assure you
Jaren Tabervin [3:10 PM]: I need a small lyre!
lornash17 [3:11 PM]: how small? 3 feet 2 inches?
Jaren Tabervin [3:11 PM]: 23 inches around, 4 inches wide
lornash17 [3:12 PM]: there's a sprinkles/no sprinkles option but we only have green and blue left
Jaren Tabervin [3:12 PM]: What about the water?
lornash17 [3:13 PM]: we're out..we have mountain dew or monster truck wheels
Jaren Tabervin [3:13 PM]: Hrm, refried?
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: that costs extra
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: and we have to sue you
Jaren Tabervin [3:14 PM]: Diplomatic immunity, and I have your cat
lornash17 [3:14 PM]: shit
lornash17 [3:15 PM]: i lose