Tweezer Gnomes
I have bought at least 3 pairs of tweezers in the last 3 months. It's just weird. For years I managed to keep hold of several pair in my medicine cabinet without any trouble. I lived with someone for a few months this summer, and now... *poof* gone. Ok fine, I lost the ones I had, which is no big surprise when you live with another vain woman. So, I buy new ones. And you know, I agonized over whether to buy the expensive ones, or wait until I could afford it to get them. So, I bought a pack with nail trimmers (also AWOL) and other hygiene crap. Where did the tweezers go? Oh, probably stashed them in my purse for some random reason... buy more ($.99, no biggie) and they're gone... ok, this is just weird... so I buy MORE. This time, I'm determined to keep track of the damn things. I mean, seriously, how hard can it be to put them in the medicine cabinet and leave them there? So now my chin is getting man hairs and I had to borrow the use of someone else's. Can I even be trusted to buy more? When will the madness end? Should I just grow a beard and be done with it??