Silly Moocher
H'okay.
So my mommy and I went out today. While waiting for the bus back home, I read a newspaper as my mommy smoked. Icky habit, but I don't really mind. So, after awhile, this guy comes along. This conversation more-or-less ensues:
Guy: Hey, can I have a smoke?
Mom: Aren't you a little young?
Guy: No, I'm 20.
Mom: Then you can go buy your own.
Guy: I can't.
Mom: Why not?
Guy: I have a baby boy.
Mom: I don't care.
Guy: Come on, gimme a smoke.
Mom: Don't you have a baby boy to take care of?
Guy: You don't know how hard it is to have a kid!
Mom: Oh? *points to me* This is my daughter. I've been paying for my cigarettes for years.
She then proceeded to light up another cigarette to piss him off. It amused me deeply.
I can't see how having your partner squirt out your evolved little spermie from her nether regions gives you any rights to bum smokes off complete strangers. D:
Silly moocher, fun things are for the childfree. :D
So my mommy and I went out today. While waiting for the bus back home, I read a newspaper as my mommy smoked. Icky habit, but I don't really mind. So, after awhile, this guy comes along. This conversation more-or-less ensues:
Guy: Hey, can I have a smoke?
Mom: Aren't you a little young?
Guy: No, I'm 20.
Mom: Then you can go buy your own.
Guy: I can't.
Mom: Why not?
Guy: I have a baby boy.
Mom: I don't care.
Guy: Come on, gimme a smoke.
Mom: Don't you have a baby boy to take care of?
Guy: You don't know how hard it is to have a kid!
Mom: Oh? *points to me* This is my daughter. I've been paying for my cigarettes for years.
She then proceeded to light up another cigarette to piss him off. It amused me deeply.
I can't see how having your partner squirt out your evolved little spermie from her nether regions gives you any rights to bum smokes off complete strangers. D:
Silly moocher, fun things are for the childfree. :D