[WOAH WOAH WOAH, BACK IT THE FUCK UP, JACKASSES. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING VEIL? SHIT, THIS FUCKER IS MADE OF LACE AND GOSSAMER AND SHIT. GOSSAMER, MAN. THAT COMES OUT OF A SPIDER'S ASS. IT EVEN HAS THOSE FUCKING LITTLE PEARLS AND CRAP. SHIT, THAT IS ONE PRETTY VEIL. PUT IT ON A BITCH AND YOU GOT THE PRETTIEST FUCKING LITTLE BRIDE.
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[He raises the flowers for a moment.]
Got me all feelin' like it be real fuckin' important being for me to throw this shit at another ninja.
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Magnetmony?
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[That is so weird.]
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That's real nice sounding.
... so when does the throwing all start?
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No, never have. I've been to a few marriages, though.
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