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[faygot]

[WOAH WOAH WOAH, BACK IT THE FUCK UP, JACKASSES. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING VEIL? SHIT, THIS FUCKER IS MADE OF LACE AND GOSSAMER AND SHIT. GOSSAMER, MAN. THAT COMES OUT OF A SPIDER'S ASS. IT EVEN HAS THOSE FUCKING LITTLE PEARLS AND CRAP. SHIT, THAT IS ONE PRETTY VEIL. PUT IT ON A BITCH AND YOU GOT THE PRETTIEST FUCKING LITTLE BRIDE.

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[hexywitch]

Catch?

[faygot]

Yeah. I all got me this real wanting to toss this shit at another motherfucker.

[Holding up his bouquet.]

Ain't all get why, but you gotta fuckin' do what your pump biscuit all motherfuckin' tells ya to do, you know?

[hexywitch]

It's probably the veil. You have to toss the bouquet, and whoever catches it will be the next to get married.

[A raised eyebrow.]

Did you get married?

[She may or may not be fiddling with an emerald ring on her left ring finger. It's the same color as her eyes.]

[faygot]

Uh. What the motherfuck is married?

[hexywitch]

[How are all the trolls so bloody adorable?]

The veil on your head. It's a bridal veil. Where I'm from girls wear them when they get married. Marriage is a union between two people who are in love. It makes them family. Husband and wife. Then most people have children.

[She's beaming. Because James just proposed and Ron told her all about Harry.]

[faygot]

[being six does that to you.

For a moment he contemplates this new information.]

and like... what does that all gotta fuckin' do with wanting to bonk a motherfucker in the snout with a motherfuckin' floral arranging?

[hexywitch]

[Lily absolutely adores the ones she's met.]

After the ceremony, there's a party. It's tradition that the bride throw the bouquet over her shoulder into a mass of all the single girls. It's said that whoever catches the bouquet will be the next to get married.

[faygot]

[They sure are cute until they start murdering everything.]

So... this fuckers got magic powers all knowing the fuckin' future?

[He stares at the flowers. so amazing.]

[hexywitch]

[She's very forgiving...to a point. But she does look for the best in people!

She shrugs.]

Who knows? You know, I've never actually looked into it, to see if it's true.

[faygot]

Woah, that's fuckin' amazing. All flower knowing what wicked miracles all be in the future for us.

[He stares at the flowers.]

[hexywitch]

I recently learned my future. Maybe you should throw them to me, because I'm going to get married.

[faygot]

Woah, maybe I am up and supposed to be throwing these fuckers at you for then.

[He thinks for a moment, still trying to figure out this married thing in his head. So far he's got magic flowers that need to be thrown at people, really pretty towels on the head, oh and!]

Then... you all got a brother you feelin' flush for?

[hexywitch]

[She grins, blushing prettily.]

Yes. His name is James. Since we learned that we were going to get married anyway, [She holds up her hand and shows him the ring.] he proposed early.

[faygot]

You got bitchin' bling, sister.

[hexywitch]

[She admires it.]

Engagement rings are traditionally diamonds. But he got me an emerald because it matches my eyes.

[faygot]

[he stares at the stone. It is so shiny. So really really shiny. And the veil on his head is not helping. He clutches his flowers tight and-]

I want one.