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[faygot]

[Post filtered away from Wataru.]Okay, shit, yeah, I think I all got it motherfuckin' figured out how I am to be juggling all these motherfuckin' balls. Lotsa fuckers all up in the air, but it's cool. I got this

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[Video]

[shadow_ball]

[He stares for a few moments.]

What is a 'birthday party'?

[Video]

[faygot]

Aww, shit, bro, you didn't all know either? Well, motherfuckin' gather round and I'll lay the wicked knowing on you. It is like... for these pinkie spacemonkies, they all be think like the day you is born is a fuckin' miracle day, you get? So you gotta celebrate that day with your bros and get all up in the mirth.

[Video]

[shadow_ball]

Humans, you mean.

[He thinks for a few moments more. This requires careful consideration.]

... I would consider the day I escaped more important than the day I was born. I suppose most humans do not have to deal with that, though.

[Video]

[faygot]

That kinda sounds like a fuckin' wriggling day. Except that shit ain't all for celebrating where I am from. We just gotta all shit around and pay fuckin' mind to our motherfuckin' faults and shit. I ain't never pay it no heed.

[Video]

[shadow_ball]

[Give him a moment to try to translate that -]

Do you celebrate any other holidays?

[Video]

[faygot]

We've got 12th Perigee's Eve.

[Video]

[shadow_ball]

[Errrrrr.]

What would that be?

[Video]

[faygot]

It's like all way at the end of a sweep, yeah? When one motherfuckin' sweep ends and the other like starts. A motherfucker's lusus is all like... supposed to make that day special.

Last Eve, my ol' Goat even came home for a whole fuckin' week. It was real good.

[Video]

[shadow_ball]

A sweep is like... a year, then? A single revolution of your planet around your sun?

Re: [Video]

[faygot]

I... guess. They be way longer though. Uh, best friend once all like explained it to me, yeah? One motherfuckin' sweep be like two fuckin' years.